I didn't recongize the name. 5* CB out of Birmingham, AL
SEC offers gallore
I didn't recongize the name. 5* CB out of Birmingham, AL
SEC offers gallore
Yeah, he's OK.
off the chain.
I'm pretty sure Clowney is transferring here at this point.
I was just thinking about making a joke thread about Braxton Miller transferring to lead the scout team so Shane Morris can concentrate on the playbook.
You think that's a joke?
please bring back the old voting system. This is a +100 at least.
What the hell is going on?
Everything. Go crazy, folks.
and barbeque!! Can you even imagine the combination??!? Make it happen, people!!
4 and 5 star subs!
EDIT: Trolling?...so says the downvote troll.
That's very, very odd.
He doesn't even have a Michigan offer, and no sign of any interest at all by Michigan.
thats why they call him the Commish
but it's possible the Mayor of Ann Arbor wanted to see him
See you in the low rises wee bey
If he is in AA (and it looks like he is), it is probably because he was happening to visit anyway. But...weird.
Yeah, because blue chip recruits from Alabama just find themselves in Ann Arbor, MI on a Monday.
Is the title of an article on his Rivals page posted on the thread that was just taken down. I don't have a subscription but can assume what happened at FSU on the 19th is happening in AA today.
He's in town for a #1 @ Zingermans's. Visiting Hoke & Co. is just a courtesy call.
And am not even sorry about it. So much crazy recruiting going on!!!
Thank god Damon Webb didn't commit..
I know a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but ... you could be right!
There's a horrible joke in there about how it's different if it's Brady Hoke's shrub, but there's no way I'm going to be the one to say it.
I was trying to figure out why I had never heard of him, considering he's a 5 star, but it's because he's from Alabama so I assumed we never had a chance with him. Just getting him on campus is HUGE. Nice work Hoke and staff...and also credit to the Commissioner.
Maybe he realized how much the state of Alabama sucks, and wants out. Sounds like a smart kid, if that's the case.
He won't make it out of that state alive.
Also, hinting on Rivals of huge news later this week and Steve Lorenz replied to a tweet saying that it's not Crawford and it's "bigger". Welp.
I swear I'm starting to become numb to this awesomeness. It's to the point that I get DISAPPOINTED when a commit isn't a consensus 4-star recruit.
My money is on Hand. Who else would be considered "huge news" that is considered a Michigan lean?
that should be a hashtag and not a slash.
I think Hand wants to take his officials. It's not like he has to worry about there being room for him.
"4 stars" Pssshhhaw. We don't get excited about 4 stars around here, this ain't Purdue.
(kidding. 4..3 stars...whatever...just loving recruiting again)
IS GETTING NEW UNIFORMS, GOING ON SALE LATER THIS WEEK
no one gets the college hockey inside jokes? I get it man. I get it
If it is Lattimore I will be glued to 11 warriors for a week.
Welp, there's goes my "productive" work week. Thanks, man. /s
Shut the fuck up.
It is not Shabbos today...
1st double post....The dude is in awe...
Yes I am....Dude says thanks man....
Has him at 100% to commit to The Tide.
That's funny. My magic 8 ball says to ask again later.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
She just threw an 8 foot banquet table, blocked a flying-folding chair and caught a flying-folding chair.
She's a 5* recruit on the banquet brawling circuit...
she never dropped her purse the entire time, catching the 2nd chair 1 handed. Impressive indeed.
Random Crazy Banquet Brawler Code:
1. NEVER drop your purse
2. Fuck. Shit. Up.
Catching folding chair one handed while holding on to your purse with the other hand?
Now I'm not trying to imply anything, but I never saw Braylon do that
Have you ever seen Braylon and this lady together? Just saying...
You've just answered one of my life's major questions. Yes, there is a GIF for every imaginable situation.
That's the chick that Iverson threw a chair at in the bowling alley. She's been practicing
Be the funniest GIF out there...WTF!
Just as stunned as everyone else. Guessing he was in the area for some other reason?
Frita Baditos. . .
My friend and I just keep texting each other holy shit.
Some Marlon Humphrey highlights per PrepForce....
Not sure if this is current, but the offers to date on Rivals include Alabama, Auburn, Florida State, Georgia, Mississippi State, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.
Wow. He's a beast. These are Fournette level highlights. I see why Bama is always winning when they can consistently get players like this.
michigan state is also listed, with his interest on 24/7 as "cool." Not that I think he will, but it would be such a nice shot of schadenfreude if he committed to Michigan.
I can say...B'ham Hoover among the elite schools here. Turn out multiple ballers in fb and bb, yearly.
I heard that he is visiting for track....
Humphrey, that is...
Where can I find this gif? I have been looking for it forever and I was pretty excited to see it posted on this thred!
While I think there is some overreaction in this thread I support this gif in every way. Awesome gif... great job!
My guess is that there's some AAU Basketball thing going on in the Metro Detroit area and he's here for that. I work in AA and I saw an airplane with a banner mentioning something about AAU in the air over town.
No. That was the new AAUWSOME GENTLEMAN'S CLUB banner.
For the plausible, credible, sane explanation for why I can go to bed now.
Goodnight and merry Christmas everyone!
The AAU Junior Olympics (Track & Field) are at Eastern this week. Probably a good reason for him to be in the area....
Your guess is correct.
somebody hold me
Everybody hold everyone.
I can't sleep.
I have work at 6:00 but I'm afraid to go to bed. JPTTA so we can sleep!
I guess he's the son of Bobby Humphrey, who played at Bama in the mid 80's. We played against him in the 88 Hall of Fame Bowl. He erased our 21-3 lead before Demetrious Brown threw the game winner to Kolesar.
You have to think he'd be going to Bama, even if Saban wasn't coaching there but we'll see.
If you can't beat em, join em!
On a side note, He also married Mindy from "Mork and Mindy" (who incidentally was from the Detroit area).
and one of her aunts was my babysitter as a kid.
Cool story Bro indeed!
we have a better chance of getting Fournette. It's fun to speculate when we're on a roll, though.
These past few days have blown my mind all over my house. Need to pick up the pieces.
Aren't the Junior National AAU track championships at Eastern this week?
I believe that's what he's in town for.
He was here for a track meet.
...due to irregular 5 star commitment activity.
Probably best to temper expectations, it sounds like he's here for a track meet. Or go crazy. Either works.
Michigan recruiting is working more time then usual and its only July its crazy wild good times we're having.
So hes in AA and tweeting at Jabrill? What the hell is happening?
It's the two-story MDen aka the heart of Michigan gear.
He's a committing!
Does everybody realize how foolish this thread looks right now? He's not visiting Michigan, people. The entire sports blogosphere is going to be laughing at us.
It's a confluence of events, i.e. (1) two five-star commitments over the weekend, (2) Tremendous telling us to buckle up for a big recruit, and (3) a premier DB being in Ann Arbor for (at first it seemed) no apparent reason. I think the Internet will forgive us.
Plus, nobody seems to seriously be saying that he will commit. It's more just a "I don't know what to think anymore / is Hoke a magician? / OMGZZZZZ MOAR RECRUITS" wave of euphoria.
This thread is ridiculous, no doubt. But I won't notice the laughter, I will be too busy watching Damien Harris and George Campbell highlights.
I think we passed the point of no return on the ridiculous scale. Just roll with it.
You mean I'm going to regret the ass tattoo I just got of Humphrey wearing a winged helmet?
Best post of the day.
We nuked that fridge when we introduced the flight tracker to the board.
"nuked that fridge" -- great phrase
An anonymous group of people I've never met and will never meet might be typing LOL at me from hundreds of miles away? Christ, how will I survive?
Lattimore and Smith since ohio just took Booker at safety. The ohio boards will melt
we had bbq. it was crazy.
No. Subs are crazy. BBQ is insanity.
Humphrey posted a picture on Twitter a few minutes ago from inside Eastern Michigan's stadium so I'd say its safe to say he is in the area for the AAU track meet.
Holy SHit Ron English just out recruited Hoke
Beilein put Hokes BBQ sauce on those subs?
Oh, okay. I guess you're right.
lol. Corgis are awesome, but hard to take seriously. They look so goofy.
FYI - Rivals is saying he was just here for a track meet in Ypsi and he isn't interrested.
Sorry to burst bubbles.