Lou Holtz has doomed us all
Lous Holtz predicts that Michigan will win 9-10 games. Lou Holtz is ALWAYS wrong, you do the math,
September 1st, 2011 at 4:36 PM ^
I think it's part of his plan- he knows it will backfire because he knows he's always wrong. Think of it in this manner, and you will feel better.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:00 PM ^
Is he really any less accurate than these other knuckleheads? Or any less accurate than anyone who is forced to make predictions about every team/conference in the country?
September 1st, 2011 at 5:24 PM ^
I think I saw the words "durnered" and "his man" within four pages of each other. I'm heading to the casino to cash in when Denard picks up that little statue at the Downtown Athletic Club.
September 1st, 2011 at 9:29 PM ^
is it awful that I would love to hear Lou Holtz say Nostradamus? I just better have my raincoat and umbrella ready...
September 1st, 2011 at 6:46 PM ^
September 1st, 2011 at 9:24 PM ^
That was unexpected.
September 1st, 2011 at 4:36 PM ^
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
September 1st, 2011 at 7:38 PM ^
ill allow it
September 1st, 2011 at 4:37 PM ^
so...were gonna win 11-12 games?
September 1st, 2011 at 4:43 PM ^
before the rest of you go all emo.
September 1st, 2011 at 4:37 PM ^
after all, he was the only person who guessed that Notre Dame would win the NC for the past 3 years in a row!
wait...
September 1st, 2011 at 5:48 PM ^
The best part is that he probably still voted for them for NC even though they weren't eligible.
September 1st, 2011 at 6:13 PM ^
Anyone is eligible to get a vote. I remember Utah getting 1 vote in 08 after their undefeated season
September 1st, 2011 at 4:40 PM ^
Ugh! When is that guy going to retire? Isn't he close to JoePa's age?
September 1st, 2011 at 4:44 PM ^
He isnt getting any closer, and JoePa is still working
September 1st, 2011 at 5:01 PM ^
Actually, Paterno is 10 years older than Holtz. Holtz is only 74.
September 1st, 2011 at 10:51 PM ^
Oh yeah well Lou Holtz talks like a two year old with all that spitting and mumbling he does.
September 1st, 2011 at 4:55 PM ^
He predicts Michigan to lose 1 game. Hmm...what team could that be too?
September 1st, 2011 at 4:58 PM ^
He also was quoted as saying that ND will go 0-11, Dayne Crist won't win the Heisman and that he loves the fact he is losing his memory.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:20 PM ^
I remember getting worked up about talking heads' opinions when I was 12-14 years old. I was both highly sensitive and superstitious about their words.
I evolved out of that. Some people didn't.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
You should evolve into someone who can take a joke.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:45 PM ^
Evolution isn't all it's cracked up to be.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:32 PM ^
Maybe Lou is wrong, maybe we will will eleven games instead of nine or ten. Just a positive way to look at things.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:36 PM ^
Not possible. We would have drowned before he finished the dooming.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:42 PM ^
Thank you Lou I prefer 14 wins anyway to the 9-10 you predicted.
September 1st, 2011 at 5:45 PM ^
I predict Lou Holtz will shit his pants 9-10 times this season.
September 1st, 2011 at 6:15 PM ^
Sign for gameday "Lou Holtz spit on my other sign"
September 1st, 2011 at 7:05 PM ^
Are you... SURE that he said 9-10 wins? With the way he talks (it drives me up the wall), you can never really know. I really feel bad for his coworkers because when they go home after work, they have to take one whole hour to wipe lou holtz spit off of their nice suits.
September 1st, 2011 at 7:30 PM ^
Lou Holth died three years ago when he spit on a microphone that was improperly grounded. Since then, he has been kept "alive" with a combination of robotics, radio transmitters, and formaldehyde.
If it seems like he is saying the same things over and over, it's because he is. ESPN has enough of his expressions and sentences in the archives that they can make him "say" anything they want, but they find whole sentences to be the most convincing.
I'm still trying to figure out how they still do the spit thing, though. It looks soooo real...
September 1st, 2011 at 8:17 PM ^
He will never die.
September 1st, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^
MSU fans had national championship dreams until matt millen predicted them to win it all this year. After that they started thinking about who they would play in the motor city bowl.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:11 PM ^
Oy weh! Now if Lee Corso administers his weekly kiss of death, we're totally screwed.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:20 PM ^
He can talk the talk, but can you spit the spit?