Would downvote her posts on sight.
(on college gameday, being the guest picker)
yes plz
Lolo Jones: "Denard, you could not beat me or Usain Bolt in a race"
November 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
#1
Lolo Jones: "Denard, you could not beat me or Usain Bolt in a race"
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:00 PM | 
maybe. but Denard has more
maybe. but Denard has more
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:00 PM |
Nice medal...
Nice medal...
Oh wait.
"Forty-two Big Ten Championships!"
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM |
might need some ice for this
might need some ice for this
might need some ice for this burn
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Michigan = NBA Family U
November 3rd, 2012 at 5:29 PM |
Talk about much ado about nothing
Talk about much ado about nothing
Overhyped and I have no idea why anyone pays attention to her
November 3rd, 2012 at 9:58 PM |
Just so people on here know -
Just so people on here know -
Just so people on here know - your average D3 sprinter or HS state finalist could beat Lolo Jones in any event. Denard certainly could.
November 4th, 2012 at 5:33 AM |
Has anyone ever done less
Has anyone ever done less
Has anyone ever done less with more hype than lolo jones (other than kim kardashian that is)?
November 4th, 2012 at 5:48 AM |
BloBlo "Me" Jones
BloBlo "Me" Jones
BloBlo "Me" Jones
Campaign manager--Hoke 2012.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM |
lets ask
lets ask
Lolo how that medal feels around her neck... Oh... Wait.
Edit: well done Spreadguru, well done
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November 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM |
I wonder who has a tighter
I wonder who has a tighter
I wonder who has a tighter spiral...
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM |
Well, according to PasadenaBlue above
Well, according to PasadenaBlue above
Lolo.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM |
Who?
Who?
November 3rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM |
MIKE JONES
MIKE JONES
MIKE JONES
November 3rd, 2012 at 3:39 PM |
well played
well played
well played
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM |
She really is an idiot.
She really is an idiot.
And does she even run non-hurdle races? What's the time difference between her and the men? Because it might be like pro women's basketball players who would get beat by a bad college team.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:07 PM |
dude, she's runs bobsled now.
dude, she's runs bobsled now.
dude, she's runs bobsled now.
This is home...
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM |
Following in the footsteps of
Following in the footsteps of
Hershel Walker.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM |
Correct that -- pro women's
Correct that -- pro women's
Correct that -- pro women's teams would get throttled by really good high school men's teams. College wouldn't even be worth attempting.
I've decided to lay off the food for a while, and go on the booze.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM |
Denard ran a 10.44 100m in
Denard ran a 10.44 100m in
Denard ran a 10.44 100m in high school, the Women's world record is 10.49. In 2010 he ran a 6.81 60m, the women's world indoor record is 6.92. Lolo Jones is either ignorant about how much faster men are or attention whoring again.
November 3rd, 2012 at 1:45 PM |
Someone please tweet this to
Someone please tweet this to
Someone please tweet this to her.
November 3rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM |
Okay...
Okay...
I love to be like, "some women's sports FTW", but this is just insane. She runs an 11.24s 100m; do you know what that looks like compared to Denard's 10.55? For the record, the difference between Bolt and 7th was .6s, the difference between Denard and "Lolo" is .8s.
Denard would destroy her head to head in any competition of strength or speed, and she's apparently too dumb to realize it.
Also, I happen to know that there are mens scout teams for womens basketball that regularly pants them in practice, and I'm not talking about guys recruited to play ball, I mean former high school basketball players given some free gear and acess to AD facilities to play them in practice.
Edit: Her 11.24 would put her in 299th place in 2011 at Florida high schools. Congrats on being in the top 300 Lolo.
Go Blue!
November 3rd, 2012 at 4:07 PM |
Lolo could maybe outrun Tim Tebow
Lolo could maybe outrun Tim Tebow
He ran the 40 in 4.72 compared to Denard's 4.32.
November 3rd, 2012 at 4:15 PM |
And apparently she's ignorant
And apparently she's ignorant
And apparently she's ignorant of the fact that Justin Gatlin could only run a 4.42. If Lolo Jones has 4.42 speed she needs to be at the 2013 NFL Combine, and I'm not being sarcastic. If she can run a (still way slower than Denard) 4.4, it would be a great story for everyone involved, but my guess is she's unwilling to step up to that challenge.
Go Blue!
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM |
Doubt it
Doubt it
I saw that too & I'm calling bullsh*t. Denard would take her. She's a girl...sorry. I can't imagine female Olympic sprinters (and she's a hurdler not a sprinter) can beat the fastest players in college football. She seemed really annoyed by that. She must not know anything about Denard & his good nature because she acted like she acted like Denard was calling out Bolt...not the case at all. She brought it up twice in that pick. Well, she just went on the sh*t list of Michigan fans. That was stupid.
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM |
This is a women who trashed talked
This is a women who trashed talked
A paralyzed guy. There isn't much thought put into what she says.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM |
I remember that
I remember that
I was trying not to hold that aginst her since she didn't know who he was before the post. But, two dumb comments and know I don't think it's a coincidence.
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:11 PM |
LOL-o jones!
LOL-o jones!
LOL-o jones!
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM |
Why does she get to make
Why does she get to make
Why does she get to make guest spots on all these shows? There were female track stars that actually won medals at the olympics and are also more attractive. Those are the only two reasons I can think of to have her on soooo...
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 PM |
Uh
Uh
Because she's hot. No different with soccer girls. Who is always on TV?...Morgan & Solo, the two hot girls. Not rocket science. They may be athletes, but they are still women & men watch sports.
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:25 PM |
But Morgan and Solo won gold
But Morgan and Solo won gold
But Morgan and Solo won gold at the Olympics.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 PM |
But
But
Solo is good, Morgan is not one of the top players on the team though.
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:57 PM |
Uhh..? ?
Uhh..? ?
Check your facts..Morgan IS one of the top players on the USWNT. Young. Striker. She and Abby are the primary scoring threats.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
November 3rd, 2012 at 1:18 PM |
And she is hot...
And she is hot...
And she is hot...
I don't know who's hair is better, John Stamos circa Full House or Denard
GO BLUE
November 3rd, 2012 at 3:53 PM |
yeah
yeah
that's laughable. I'll admit, Alex Morgan is my celebrity crush, but she is objectively good. and fast as hell. She could beat me that's for sure.
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November 3rd, 2012 at 11:07 PM |
Hell..
Hell..
She is my celebrity crush too! But that aside, she is a key to the US Women's team's success.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
November 3rd, 2012 at 4:11 PM |
oh, come on
oh, come on
Morgan is a difference-maker. She has great speed, a great motor, and is a good passer and shooter. Before she started playing regularly, the team's only offensive tactic was to chuck it into the box and hope that Wambach could do something with it. The offense is far more dynamic and effective now.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:36 PM |
You missed my second point.
You missed my second point.
You missed my second point. There were a LOT of female athletes hotter than Lolo. In my opinion at least half of the women's track team was. Lolo has a strong man voice.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
November 3rd, 2012 at 10:20 PM |
They could've had Makayla
They could've had Makayla
They could've had Makayla Maroney come on and whenever Lee or Kirk disagreed with her picks she could give the "not impressed" look. And at least she won a medal unlike LoLoser Jones
WOLVERINE NATION!
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November 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM |
Uhh...She went to LSU
Uhh...She went to LSU
Uhh...She went to LSU
November 3rd, 2012 at 5:21 PM |
She's LSU.
She's LSU.
She's LSU.
M'Dog
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:15 PM |
Facts...
Facts...
Lolo Jones' best 100m time: 11.24 secs.
Denard ran a 10.4 sec 100m with his shoes untied.
Let's see that race, indeed, Lolo.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:27 PM |
Doesn't she do hurdles?
Doesn't she do hurdles?
Doesn't she do hurdles? Doesn't negate your argument, but does put their times into perspective.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:34 PM |
She does, but that 100 meter
She does, but that 100 meter
She does, but that 100 meter time is sans hurdles. With hurdles, her best is a 12.43.
Source: http://www.iaaf.org/athletes/united-states/lolo-jones
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
November 3rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM |
world record
world record
100m dash for a woman is 10.49, with an asterisks because it might have been unacceptable wind. Second best time is 10.79. Denard is faster than every female Olympic athlete ever.
November 3rd, 2012 at 1:42 PM |
My fastest time in high
My fastest time in high
My fastest time in high school was an 11.31, which was not good enough to get me to Division 3 states in Michigan. The fact that her best time would barely beat a short high schooler that only practiced a few days a week makes me think she would get crushed by an actual athlete.
Ghosts are scary.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 PM |
I thought her 15 minutes were
I thought her 15 minutes were
I thought her 15 minutes were up?
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 PM |
Her best 100 meter time is
Her best 100 meter time is
Her best 100 meter time is slower than Denards time in High School.
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 PM |
Lolo...
Lolo...
Lolo's a dude...
November 3rd, 2012 at 9:06 PM |
You mean a poor man's Anna Kournikova?
You mean a poor man's Anna Kournikova?
Very poor
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:41 PM |
AYO
AYO
F that B
"I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start."
November 3rd, 2012 at 12:52 PM |
Yes he could
Yes he could
Are kidding me lolo, he totally could.
Hail! to the Victors Valiant Hail!
maybe. but Denard has more sex.
This is home...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgijdypJUEQ