"Hey students; don't embarass us by showing up with 7:50 remaining in the Second Quarter. It is a noon game. So quit your drinking sometime before then and try to arrive relatively closely to kickoff. You know, so that Dave Brandon doesn't reduce the number of student tickets by a third so that they can sell them to patrons who will pay more and actually arrive on time..."
At first I was like "oh god
I'd prefer to see Heiko and
I'd prefer to see Heiko and Borges do something like this.
Did he say,"its a
Did he say,"its a championship game"? Do they know something I don't?
"Every game is a championship
"Every game is a championship game."
So...
...if we win every game, and Nebraska loses 1 game, then...
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Anytime you start to think of these guys
as anything more than college kids, please play this vid again.
Awesome and funny or awesomely funny
With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.
"Tell 'em why,
"Tell 'em why, 'Tree."
"..'Cause. You know..."
I LOL'd.
Very funny
but they still haven't got it right. I think they need another take, or maybe we all could use another take.
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison
Tomorrow
"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"
"Coffee" and "doughnuts"
"Coffee" and "doughnuts" mmhmm
Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.
Join the bone marrow donor registry today: www.dkmsamericas.org (do it.)
It's great to see
their personalities, and to see these guys having fun laughing. Usually in interviews with the press, they are so serious (understandably so). It's kind of nice to see them just being goofy college kids.
Chuck Norris wears Brady Hoke pajamas.
Punch And Pie
A very simple solution to the problem of late student arrivals
Now that they're scanning tickets as you enter, it's easy to keep track of which ticket holder enters the stadium, and when. For student tickets, add five dollars per minute late for every home game during the season, and add that number to the cost of acquiring next season's ticket package for that student. For example, if a student's accumulated late minutes comes to 90 over the course of the home schedule, then the additional cost he/she would have to pay would be $450 over and above the regular cost. If they don't want to pay, then that seat is made available for other students, or thrown into the pool of non-student seats.
At first I was like "oh god this is terrible." Then it got funny.