Lions/NFL Open Thread

Submitted by formerlyanonymous on

Lions vs Bills today. Dare I say Lions are starting a 2 game winning streak?

Also, fuck the Jaguars.

Maps:

Fox:

Minnesota @ Chicago – RED

Carolina @ Tampa Bay – BLUE

Detroit @ Buffalo – GREEN

Areas in GREY will not receive a game due to NFL rules.

CBS

NY Jets @ Cleveland - RED

Cincinnati @ Indianapolis – BLUE

Tennessee @ Miami – GREEN

Houston @ Jacksonville – ORANGE

LATE: Kansas City @ Denver - YELLOW

MgerBlerg

November 14th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^

The more I watch Shaun Hill the more I'm convinced he has a rare disease where his field of vision goes completely dark beyond 8 yards.  I'm just going to keep telling myself that the next time he throws a 5-yard dump off on 3rd and 10.

formerlyanonymous

November 14th, 2010 at 4:40 PM ^

Re: Texans ending

Message:

Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!

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In summary:

--Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.

--Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.

--Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.

ps. Fuck.

[Compliments: Orson]

Mannix

November 14th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^

Unbelievable. How the heck does Hill not even give any receiver a chance at the ball on that? What a woeful friggin team. Woeful coaching staff, even more so.

UMWest22

November 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^

First overall pick, come on down!

They seriously find a new way to lose every week.  I can't believe Hill didn't at least try to make  some kind of play there on that 2pt try.

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

November 14th, 2010 at 4:23 PM ^

God I cannot stand Dominic Raiola.  Every week in the newspapers he opens his stupid flap to say "oh this loss REALLY hurts, it hurts way worse than all the other losses, I hate losing, blah blah blah" and who is it false-starting on 4th and 1?  Fucking Raiola.  Yes, the Lions converted, but that's still shitty, shitty leadership from a guy who's supposed to be this veteran.  I can't wait til the Lions get a new center.  The brass thinking he's quality NFL talent is exactly what's wrong with this team.

Buzz

November 14th, 2010 at 4:36 PM ^

are the bane of my existence. If there was one I wish for before I leave this planet is for the Fords to sell the team to someone competent who will keep the team in Detroit.

thethirdcoast

November 14th, 2010 at 6:36 PM ^

I definitely don't like Dallas, but Kitna is good people, and I always like seeing good people do well. Love how he put himself at risk trying to block Chris Canty...that's the kind of guy I'd love to have as a teammate in any sport.

hail2mich

November 14th, 2010 at 6:50 PM ^

Sounds like Henne is out for the rest of the year with a knee injury. Chad Pennington also hurt his shoulder again, so the Dolphins have some big problems. Get well Chad(s).