Linebacker Courtney Love
I was perusing the prospective recruit profiles on Scout for 2013 and found this:
http://michigan.scout.com/a.z?s=162&p=8&c=1&nid=5808632
It is the profile of Cardinal Mooney (Youngstown, OH) Linebacker Courney Love. I don't know if he will get an offer... but I want the puns!
December 20th, 2011 at 4:42 PM ^
Opposing teams would rather shoot themselves than have to deal with him.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:11 PM ^
just wow. At some point that joke just had to be made though.
December 21st, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^
but right out of the gate?
December 21st, 2011 at 2:02 AM ^
It was a ballsy move. I like it.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:43 PM ^
He's all he wants to be.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:44 PM ^
...that place is a Hole.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM ^
I heard he was made of doll parts
December 20th, 2011 at 5:30 PM ^
But he's the talk of the town.
December 20th, 2011 at 7:15 PM ^
Re: "talk of the town." Are you sure you don't mean Ms. Manson of Garbage?" From the song "Special?"
I loved the 90's. I just wish I could incorporate "doll heart" and "some day you will ache like I ache" into a clever sentence. I can't.
December 20th, 2011 at 10:30 PM ^
December 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM ^
Must think of a good pun...
Eh, forget it. Nevermind.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:50 PM ^
would have been better with "oh well, whatever, nevermind"
December 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM ^
will make our defense Hole.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:51 PM ^
beat me to it... guess i was Asking for it. Just Awful.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:11 PM ^
looks more like a whore.
December 20th, 2011 at 11:45 PM ^
Mayber Curt did a "line" off the "back" of "her"???
December 21st, 2011 at 4:53 AM ^
LineBackHer - I see what you did there.
Wish I knew how to insert the picture of fry saying the above.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:48 PM ^
He's gonna end up at USC so he can be closer to Malibu which is the name of a song by the band Hole.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:51 PM ^
That post needs a stretch tag.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:24 PM ^
that was the point
December 20th, 2011 at 4:52 PM ^
....is that when Hole went south, Love toured with Bastard for a time.
As for the subject of the OP, very intrigued by the idea of creating a steady flow of OLB talent. We'll see where this goes, eh?
December 20th, 2011 at 4:56 PM ^
Love it.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:02 PM ^
this thread is not cool, probably hears this shit everyday...i know its all in good fun, but there is no reason why this should be a thread.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^
Yes instead of talking about ( and slightly poking fun at ) a kid who may end up wearing Maize and Blue we should spend the next 8 hours discussing Urban Meyer and Ohio.
Dude it will be okay
December 20th, 2011 at 5:11 PM ^
Dude is 6'1, 222. Do you really think he hears this everyday? No one but us faceless, internet message board types would crack these jokes. Well, maybe opposing offensive linemen tell him they're "so glad you could make it."
Seriously, he should come to Michigan. We could have a thread about our favorite football player named Courtney: Avery, Morgan, or Love.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:13 PM ^
I doubt a few puns will be a huge problem. Just ask Redshirt Freshman Chris Rock.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:31 PM ^
I'd rather be named Chris Rock!
December 20th, 2011 at 5:43 PM ^
I doubt that he hears this everyday because that would mean Courtney Love is relevant and high schoolers today would actually have to know who she is. Maybe if he took a hot tub time machine back to 1995.....
December 20th, 2011 at 5:58 PM ^
I just wanted to break up the monotany of Urban Ohio blah blah Brionte blah.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:40 PM ^
I can not post or I just don't know how, either way I thought being we were talking about an Ohio recruit, this would tie in. Looks like Saline HS will be getting a very good coach and one with ties to Michigan, here is the link if someone would like to post for me. http://www.13abc.com/story/16361440/whit
December 20th, 2011 at 8:19 PM ^
Do you think his parents knew who she was when they named him? She would have been pretty well known when he was born. Sure hoping no.
December 20th, 2011 at 10:38 PM ^
Stopped in the name of Love!
December 21st, 2011 at 1:19 AM ^
I kind of like it. I'm pro-Courtney Love. Both of 'em if he goes blue.
Do you think hipster M fans would embrace him? I mean, I'm not a hipster, but I would make statements/bad puns involving Courtney Love at an annoying rate, I'm sure.