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I wanted to post Mo, but beat to the punch
Not very many write-ups on this, but RantSports had one (LINK).
This story and many tweets do stress that, at the moment, there is no evidence to support the claim, but I would think that, in a scenario where it was true (lots of people on Twitter going out of their way to point out the lack of evidence at the moment) the timing couldn't be worse as you would have to make a bumbling transition to one of the coordinators more than likely with no time to hire someone impactful. There would also be considerable difficulty getting top-tier recruits to come to LSU, I would imagine. Les leaving because he doesn't want to coach anymore is something they could likely manage fairly smoothly, but in any other case, I would see LSU as desperately unprepared.
EDIT: PatWhiteSports is now tweeting that they have a source claiming that this rumor is not true.
If true this is an absolute tragedy for the game of college football. A solid 50% at least of my non-Michigan college football entertainment comes from his ridiculous antics, pressers and otherwise. And who will step up to troll Saban?
I just saw that news of the affair is trending on Twitter, so it must be true.
Who are these students who get involved in these situations? I understand the jersey-chaser mindset to a certain extent, but these dudes are old. Gotta be some serious insecurities at work.
No kidding. I have never met an attractive woman with daddy issues.
Are you kidding me? Those are the best kind.
Young hot chicks banging old rich powerful dudes isn't a new thing.
I lived in Memphis for awhile and took a trip to Arkansas one weekend virtually every college age girl there was hanging around some middle aged gentleman.
Um, exactly where in Arkansas?
A 19 year old co-ed is basicallly deciding between fucking a guy on a dorm-room bunk bed while his creepy roommate rubs one out under the sheets, hooking up on a beer-soaked couch in a frat house, or chasing down that old high school flame who still lives with his parents. Or she can go over to a famous multi-millionaire's house and bone down on a snakeskin waterbed (probably how Miles rocks it) and maybe pick up a spare national championship ring.
Hooking up with an middle-aged, not that bad looking or out of shape rich dude seems way more sane than the typical alternative. Though I'm not a sexy lady, so what the fuck do I know.
Yeah, but hooking up in dorms and frat houses is what college kids do - that's what your supposed to do. The alternative seems creepy and weird to me. Maybe I'm biased because I'm a dude who didn't mind hooking up in a beer-soaked frat house basement, though.
Well, there isn't exactly a huge smorgasbord of multi-bazillion dollar rich and powerful football coaches hanging out at every college in America, so the choices for your average coed don't usually include them. The reason "hooking up in dorms and frat houses is what college kids do" is because there are millions of drunk frat boys and not that many coaches on the prowl; if rich-ass sex-starved sugar daddies were more common, so would coeds that hook up with them.
I'll take door #1!
Think of it this way (assuming you're a guy)...would you bang an unattractive, out of shape, middle aged woman just because she has a nice house and/or money?
I've banged unattractive, out of shape, young women just because I had too much to drink. Your scenario actually sounds preferable.
At least they were young. That's a bonus right there (I think)
Probably, yes. If my drinks are plentiful and covered, then why not?
It really is different for women. They don't care as much for how in shape you are. While that is a plus, it has more to do with your social standing
I think you're leaving out the majority of the boning that occurs with sophomore through senior guys who live in apartments/houses with their own bedrooms. I'm pretty sure that's a lot more sane than shacking up with a man who's breath smells like a mixture of Werther's Originals and Kentucky bluegrass.
If you weren't involved in this thread in some way.
Edit: apparently there were at least two people unaware that Purplestuff is the resident expert on Les Miles and his sexual prowess.
So LSU is the setting of this years John L. Smith annual interim coaching extravaganza? Yeah, that popcorn gif.
Step 1: Fake heart attack
Step 2: Wait
Step 3: Profit!!!!
Worked out really well for him too. Definitely the strategy i'd go with. The general public is really gullible.
Dantonio disagrees with the success rate of this plan...
He didn't fake his.
He also failed to inappropriately bone any subordinates. Sheesh, what was he thinking?
He should be inappropriately banging someone any day now. But the reason he's safe is that even national championships don't give him an erection anymore.
Only stealing souls does.
For him if true,
@footballscoop , who is much more reputable than either of the two people listed in the OP, said that he talked to a source who said that this rumor is incorrect.
If Louisiana coaches are anything like their politicians, the only way Miles would be forced from his job is if he was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
I see what you did there.
is rumor on the Tweeter, nothing substansiated. And Tiger Droppings has "the last and only thread concerning Miles rumors" where the only post (from a mod, Im guessing) says:
"Unless it is reported by a credible news source (as determined by the discretion of the admin staff), threads and posts alluding to same will be deleted, and the persons posting them will be evaluated.
Consider yourself warned."
I was going to post the same link.
No go on the rumor. Complete BS. Strange that a student reporter from a good journalism school would completely ignore news basics. I guess that's how important it is these days to be first...instead of right.
Early word in the circles of people who know (significant alumni, etc. I have some access). Tressel is the name everyone is saying.
Did you hear that from a Spartan equipment manager?
Senior equipment manager. Thus, very reliable and professional.
Baseless rumor. Not a chance this is true
Isn't Dileo from Ohio?
Pretty sure he's from Louisanna
this is the top google result:
The first twitter handle mentioned belongs to a student reporter from Western Kentucky University, who admits he saw the rumor on recruiting message boards. There is zero chance this is true, and it's stunning that anyone would believe something of that magnitude was even a possibility without even looking into the source.
If I were Miles I would be totally slapping a lawsuit on this punk. Imagine Miles phone blowing up with idiots asking him questions about his.