yes plz
Les Miles stepping down?
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:31 PM | 
If this is true, it's just
If this is true, it's just
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:36 PM |
we missed a bullet but landed
we missed a bullet but landed
we missed a bullet but landed on a grenade. we were in a coma for 3 years
3-3-5 til the day I die y'all
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:31 PM |
fred jacksons wife went to LSU?
fred jacksons wife went to LSU?
I wanted to post Mo, but beat to the punch
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:40 PM |
Not Many Stories Out Yet...
Not Many Stories Out Yet...
Not very many write-ups on this, but RantSports had one (LINK).
This story and many tweets do stress that, at the moment, there is no evidence to support the claim, but I would think that, in a scenario where it was true (lots of people on Twitter going out of their way to point out the lack of evidence at the moment) the timing couldn't be worse as you would have to make a bumbling transition to one of the coordinators more than likely with no time to hire someone impactful. There would also be considerable difficulty getting top-tier recruits to come to LSU, I would imagine. Les leaving because he doesn't want to coach anymore is something they could likely manage fairly smoothly, but in any other case, I would see LSU as desperately unprepared.
EDIT: PatWhiteSports is now tweeting that they have a source claiming that this rumor is not true.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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March 2nd, 2013 at 10:34 PM |
If true this is an absolute
If true this is an absolute
If true this is an absolute tragedy for the game of college football. A solid 50% at least of my non-Michigan college football entertainment comes from his ridiculous antics, pressers and otherwise. And who will step up to troll Saban?
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:35 PM |
I just saw that news of the
I just saw that news of the
I just saw that news of the affair is trending on Twitter, so it must be true.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:39 PM |
Who are these students who
Who are these students who
Who are these students who get involved in these situations? I understand the jersey-chaser mindset to a certain extent, but these dudes are old. Gotta be some serious insecurities at work.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:50 PM |
No kidding. I have never met
No kidding. I have never met
No kidding. I have never met an attractive woman with daddy issues.
Your friendly neighborhood contrarian.
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:10 PM |
Are you kidding me? Those are
Are you kidding me? Those are
Are you kidding me? Those are the best kind.
Young hot chicks banging old rich powerful dudes isn't a new thing.
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:28 AM |
I lived in Memphis for awhile
I lived in Memphis for awhile
I lived in Memphis for awhile and took a trip to Arkansas one weekend virtually every college age girl there was hanging around some middle aged gentleman.
"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"
March 3rd, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
Um, exactly where in
Um, exactly where in
Um, exactly where in Arkansas?
M'Dog
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:54 PM |
Look at the options
Look at the options
A 19 year old co-ed is basicallly deciding between fucking a guy on a dorm-room bunk bed while his creepy roommate rubs one out under the sheets, hooking up on a beer-soaked couch in a frat house, or chasing down that old high school flame who still lives with his parents. Or she can go over to a famous multi-millionaire's house and bone down on a snakeskin waterbed (probably how Miles rocks it) and maybe pick up a spare national championship ring.
Hooking up with an middle-aged, not that bad looking or out of shape rich dude seems way more sane than the typical alternative. Though I'm not a sexy lady, so what the fuck do I know.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:19 PM |
Yeah, but hooking up in dorms
Yeah, but hooking up in dorms
Yeah, but hooking up in dorms and frat houses is what college kids do - that's what your supposed to do. The alternative seems creepy and weird to me. Maybe I'm biased because I'm a dude who didn't mind hooking up in a beer-soaked frat house basement, though.
March 3rd, 2013 at 2:28 AM |
Well, there isn't exactly a
Well, there isn't exactly a
Well, there isn't exactly a huge smorgasbord of multi-bazillion dollar rich and powerful football coaches hanging out at every college in America, so the choices for your average coed don't usually include them. The reason "hooking up in dorms and frat houses is what college kids do" is because there are millions of drunk frat boys and not that many coaches on the prowl; if rich-ass sex-starved sugar daddies were more common, so would coeds that hook up with them.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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March 2nd, 2013 at 11:21 PM |
I'll take door #1!
I'll take door #1!
I'll take door #1!
Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. - Ephesians 6:11
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:28 PM |
Think of it this way
Think of it this way
Think of it this way (assuming you're a guy)...would you bang an unattractive, out of shape, middle aged woman just because she has a nice house and/or money?
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:45 PM |
I've banged unattractive, out
I've banged unattractive, out
I've banged unattractive, out of shape, young women just because I had too much to drink. Your scenario actually sounds preferable.
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:48 PM |
At least they were young.
At least they were young.
At least they were young. That's a bonus right there (I think)
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:46 PM |
Probably, yes. If my drinks
Probably, yes. If my drinks
Probably, yes. If my drinks are plentiful and covered, then why not?
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:52 PM |
It really is different for
It really is different for
It really is different for women. They don't care as much for how in shape you are. While that is a plus, it has more to do with your social standing
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
March 3rd, 2013 at 10:55 AM |
gotcha
gotcha
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:37 PM |
I think you're leaving out
I think you're leaving out
I think you're leaving out the majority of the boning that occurs with sophomore through senior guys who live in apartments/houses with their own bedrooms. I'm pretty sure that's a lot more sane than shacking up with a man who's breath smells like a mixture of Werther's Originals and Kentucky bluegrass.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:19 AM |
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
March 3rd, 2013 at 4:09 PM |
I would have been horribly disappointed
I would have been horribly disappointed
If you weren't involved in this thread in some way.
Edit: apparently there were at least two people unaware that Purplestuff is the resident expert on Les Miles and his sexual prowess.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:58 PM |
gold diggers
gold diggers
gold diggers
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:40 PM |
So LSU is the setting of this
So LSU is the setting of this
So LSU is the setting of this years John L. Smith annual interim coaching extravaganza? Yeah, that popcorn gif.
It's rollin' baby, It's rollin'.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:41 PM |
Go to Urban on the protocol for this...
Go to Urban on the protocol for this...
Step 1: Fake heart attack
Step 2: Wait
Step 3: Profit!!!!
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:47 PM |
Worked out really well for
Worked out really well for
Worked out really well for him too. Definitely the strategy i'd go with. The general public is really gullible.
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:55 PM |
Dantonio disagrees with the
Dantonio disagrees with the
Dantonio disagrees with the success rate of this plan...
Despite what the other guy calls himself, my name actually is Magnus.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:58 PM |
He didn't fake his.
He didn't fake his.
He didn't fake his.
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar
March 3rd, 2013 at 6:58 AM |
He also failed to
He also failed to
He also failed to inappropriately bone any subordinates. Sheesh, what was he thinking?
March 3rd, 2013 at 10:53 AM |
I know.
I know.
Idiot. He could be at a big time program like Tennessee or Arkansas and instead he is stuck at East Lansing with no place to sit.
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar
March 3rd, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
^ Best application of the
^ Best application of the
^ Best application of the couch burning meme.
Go Blue!
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:42 PM |
Bama's reign of terror in the
Bama's reign of terror in the
Bama's reign of terror in the SEC has no challenger now.
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:28 PM |
Not with Mark Richt, they'll
Not with Mark Richt, they'll
Not with Mark Richt, they'll underperform as long as he's there
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:34 AM |
Well, if he follows successful SEC coach protocol
Well, if he follows successful SEC coach protocol
He should be inappropriately banging someone any day now. But the reason he's safe is that even national championships don't give him an erection anymore.
Only stealing souls does.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:43 PM |
Good...
Good...
For him if true,
/7 bourbons
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:45 PM |
@footballscoop , who is much
@footballscoop , who is much
@footballscoop , who is much more reputable than either of the two people listed in the OP, said that he talked to a source who said that this rumor is incorrect.
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:46 PM |
If Louisiana coaches are
If Louisiana coaches are
If Louisiana coaches are anything like their politicians, the only way Miles would be forced from his job is if he was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
March 3rd, 2013 at 1:33 AM |
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
New Orleans-based Wolverine fan.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:52 PM |
so far all I see
so far all I see
is rumor on the Tweeter, nothing substansiated. And Tiger Droppings has "the last and only thread concerning Miles rumors" where the only post (from a mod, Im guessing) says:
"Unless it is reported by a credible news source (as determined by the discretion of the admin staff), threads and posts alluding to same will be deleted, and the persons posting them will be evaluated.
Consider yourself warned."
ALWAYS remember the golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:53 PM |
http://twitter.co
http://twitter.co
http://twitter.com/sbnation/statuses/308046197967450113
RT @BrianMFloyd: This is where the Les Miles rumor started. Please stop this foolishness. Thank you. sbn.to/Wz8cJg
RIP Rumor
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:28 AM |
I was going to post the same
I was going to post the same
I was going to post the same link.
No go on the rumor. Complete BS. Strange that a student reporter from a good journalism school would completely ignore news basics. I guess that's how important it is these days to be first...instead of right.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:58 PM |
Early word in the circles of
Early word in the circles of
Early word in the circles of people who know (significant alumni, etc. I have some access). Tressel is the name everyone is saying.
~Herm
Stop the uniform changes! Contact Dave Brandon 734-764-9416.
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:07 PM |
Did you hear that from a
Did you hear that from a
Did you hear that from a Spartan equipment manager?
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:43 PM |
Senior equipment manager.
Senior equipment manager.
Senior equipment manager. Thus, very reliable and professional.
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:08 PM |
Baseless rumor. Not a chance
Baseless rumor. Not a chance
Baseless rumor. Not a chance this is true
ALL ABOARD THE A-TRAIN!!!!!
" ~ Herm "
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:15 PM |
Dileo
Dileo
Isn't Dileo from Ohio?
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:20 PM |
Pretty sure he's from
Pretty sure he's from
Pretty sure he's from Louisanna
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:46 PM |
That is
That is
correct
If this is true, it's just the latest evidence that we (inadvertently) dodged a bullet when we missed out on that guy.