Jim Tressel is a gay accountant.
this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Jim Tressel is a gay accountant.
gay and accountant a bad name.
The real bonfire pep rallies in the Mud Bowl the night before The Game. Bo was such a great speaker, he would really fire us up. Do they still do that?
Robert smith is a pussy and rhe worst color analyst to exist, ever (not counting matt millen)
everbody kills murders steals
Thad Matta's pl ayers make more than than their parents
Ohio children take sex ed as 7th graders but by then 1/2 have already conceived a sibling with their sister
when it rains in Toledo the overflow sewage is dumped in mirror lake
These are awesome!!
I hate ohio state. And no matter the outcome tomorrow, Michigan will beat them again. Over and over again. And we will still be Michigan, the leaders and best. And there will be more pictures of those poor stupid buckeye fans crying. Tomorrow is one game, but very soon, Michigan will be back.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a football game by taking one for the team. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard take one for his team. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about Michigan not being Michigan anymore, about how the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry is head, is a lot of horse dung. Michigan traditionally wins this game. All real Michigan Men love the opportunity to win this game. When you were kids, you all admired Desmond Howard, Charles Woodson, Tom Brady, Braylon Edwards. Michigan Men love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Michigan Men play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why the University of Michigan has the winningest program in college football history. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Michigan.
Now, this team is one unit. It lives, eats, sleeps, plays as a unit. This "Michigan-is-divided" stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about divisions within the program for the Detroit Free Press don’t know anything more about college football than they do about fornicating.
We have the finest tradition, the best fight song and the best university in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to beat the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our cleats. We’re going to bury those Bucknut bastards under the sod of their own field.
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll execute your assignments. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Buckeyes are the enemy. Wade into them. Punch them in the mouth. Knock them on their asses. When you hear the unholy din made by 10,000 alumni and 75,000 truck drivers in Ohio Stadium, you'll know what to do.
Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are trying to hold on to a lead. We’re not holding anything. Let Tressel do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the Buckeye. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.
There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Forty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great Michigan-Ohio State game of 2010, you won’t have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Ypsilanti."
Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to cheer you wonderful guys on to victory-- anytime, anywhere.
Dear Lord. That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
I have an OSU friend at work who is driving me crazy with all of his dribble! He is so STUPID in thinking that if OSU would blow out UM by 40 or more points, OSU would leap frog ahead of WI! If there was ever a time for UM to pull a major upset, please do it on Saturday! We need to end this horrid streak!
It's Drivel! Unless he was playing basketball!
Graduated from UM in April '06
Moved to Columbus in August '06 for work
September '06 Realized that Columbus is a great town. Shortly after realized that Columbus has great football fans that love to support their team.
November '06 went to UM-OSU game of the century, discovered that these OSU fans who were so nice about Bo passing also had the capability shit on cars, scream at women and threaten to bash their faces in, throw full beer cans at kids, stand and piss litterally on thier own tailgate spot which angled downhill so the urine collected precisely where the pile of to-be-drank-bud-lights were, and consistently demonstrated how awesome their victory was by tossing rocks/bottles/various projectiles at passing UM fans.
April '09 spared when I was able to escape that place.
Anyone who really believes that MSU or ND is our biggest rival/game just doesnt understand the lengths these people go to in order to show us year after year how primitive they are. No F-ing wonder our state was pushed to the brink of war with theirs.... I hope to god we rain a firestorm of points down on tOSU tomorrow and allow these folks to face the feelings that they havent felt in 7 years. Take it from someone who lived there, these people fear nothing, and I mean nothing more than a loss at the hands of our team. GO BLUE!
Well stated Sir!!!!
And after we win the game, move immediately to the parking lot and get your Michigan-plated car out of Ohio as fast as you can. Not joking. No, really, not joking.
not Rosenburg/Henning/Sharp writes a story:
I will probably get caught in my crocs with my pants on the ground.
Denard 300 yards of offense by HALFTIMEEE!