Damian Shepard, who apparently is a sports marketing guy (and a former Auburn mascot?) tweeted this:
Late night coach search excitement thread
What is an ane?
It's private, yo.
Touche. With all the privates and Anes abound, I am wondering if this is Michigan's equivalent to the Minnesota's orgy yacht. Looks like the age of free love has hit Michigan again!
He never misses an orgy. Never.
I smell a meme brewing...
Kass may have something to say about that.
*sigh* Twitter makes my head asplode. More rumor mongering. Not sure what to think.
SOURCES: Oklahoma head coach Bob Stoops offered Michigan job OKLAHOMA FOOTBALL NEWS REPORTS
Don't know how that can be, as we hired an orange-and-white house cat alredy, per another thread.
But of the 6 recent choices I will rank them:
3. Orange and White Housecat (if he graduated from Michigan)
5. Orange and White Housecat (if he is a she, has been spayed, didn't go to UM and while I'm at it let's throw in some rabies)
6. Les Miles
I'm still trying to figure out why we wouldn't want a coach, from an SEC school, who's won an ourtragous amount of games and a BCS national championship with Michigan ties, I mean I'm willing to get frustrated at the end of the game because of clock management if that means we win a BCS title.
How much do you think we doled out to the cat?
Livetime's worth of Tender Vittles, plus a $70K litter box that was "better than what H******* got"
Twitter traffic up 2,837,984% due to Michigan coach search 2011.
She must be rich if she is flying Les all over the place. I am also curious if it is some twisted love quadrangle between Les, DB, Ane, and the Auburn mascot...
If Les Miles is with an ane then why the hell wouldn't we want him as our coach?
With a Michigan man who has inside track. Mich private ane flew Les Miles to Dallas. Deal expected to be announced w/i 24 hrs. What now LSU?
The ONLY Michigan Man with the inside track is Dave Brandon.
Look, as much as people want to claim to be insiders, the one thing that is obvious about this is that DB is keeping this decision to himself.
The thing about twitter accounts is that they are like ass*oles - everyone has one.
Not excited yet.
a twitter account, I mean.
Les Miles smokes bones and drinks blood.
This is the 100th time somebody has tweeted about a coach being hired within the next 24 hours. I honestly doubt he knows more than LSU or Michigan sources would.
Great! Now we can lock the thread and all go to bed because no one really knows anything new.
I hope hes right. I'm really starting to warm up to Les. He was my guy 3 years ago, and now he's back again. I just want this search over and for Les to start hitting that damn recruiting trail (starting first at Schembechler hall keeping everyone in the program...ahem Denard).
. The Auburn Mascot, Aubie(??) has the inside scoop before any other professional journo.
Well, he is of the same species as the LSU mascot. Maybe word gets around in tiger circles.
One is a Bayou Bengal, the other is a Payou Bengal.
Good touch. Commendations and salutations to you sir.
The Clemson Tiger told him that Rich Rod will replace Dabo Swinney in 2012?
"Is r2 not michigan man but clemson cat? find out next yr during ane ride."
What Do Tigers Dream Of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
do they dream of mauling zebras
or Hallie Berry in her catwomen suit
don't you worry your pretty striped head
we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Dougie Dougie Doug Doug
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
Well then we're shit out of luck
You broke the code!
Maybe we could hire you to coach us? You certainly have experience oversigning...
1.) Does Dave Brandon have "Petro-Dollars" to shell out?
2.) Will Michigan fans complain that their team is "too defensive?"
2. Probably. We'd have a great defense, and plenty of weapons offensively, but all of them playing the same position. Strategically, we'd demolish the Easterns of the world, but occasionally fall to a UConn. We'd see a lot of overtimes in big games due to our being scared of the opponent's offense and a fashionable Maize and Blue scarf.