Last Game with Notre Dame (Team from Indiana)

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Football team from an Indiana Town
Got a purple-faced coach who’s quick to frown
Whenever they futz up a drive
Surprised their last coach is still alive

Well they paid Michigan to come down first class,
Teach em the game, then keep on kickin’ their ass.
They got tired of takin’ beatins and lickens,
AD wrote a Dear John letter like a little chicken –
shit.

Little chicken shit.

Last Game with Notre Dame
One more time to kill the pain.
Can’t pass this freakin’ test alone,
You should get the answer texted to your phone.

What the hell’s with their QB’s?
Their best one was probably Tommy Rees.
Brady Quinn , Jimmy Clausen’s hair;
Guess that’s not as bad as when he was almost bare.

Oh, my my, oh hell no,
Game ain’t over with 30 seconds to go.
Just another loss, just another flirt
You know Don Criqui’s still butt-hurt.

Last Game with Notre Dame
One more result that’ll be the same.
Angry dudes or amazing girth,
Quinn’s still picking his head from the turf.

Boring Crowd in a Boring Town
Surprising Touchdown Jesus doesn’t sport a frown.
Looking down on the golden domes
Thought it was better hangin out near Rome.

Oh, my my, oh hell yeth.
Thend that Heithman to the right addreth.
Wouldn’t you know,they’re under-ranked again,
Why the hell am I thtill on EEE ETH PEE ENN?

Last Game with Notre Dame
One more chance to spread the pain.
Spend some time runnin, passin & kickin,
One more time to beat those little chickens.