mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!
Laquon tweets in the last 15 minutes - MOD DELETE MY LAMENESS
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Decisions decisions !
Got to wonder if some of these kids are just bored sitting around with friends and say watch this I am going to make the Internet freak out. Then they sit back and watch.
If I could I would. If I could I would.
But I honestly don't think my 30 twitter followers would give two shits.
Yeah I would too. It would be funnier then hell.... Well, maybe not for me because all my followers would be I the same room as me.
But to have the power to cause an mgoblog freakout everytime I tweeted, that is a great power, terrible, yes, but great.
the fact that they (commits and LT) are having fun together is a good thing
Makes me feel like Zack Novak is talking to himself.
OH NO! He mentioned florida twice. We're screwed!
But he put an exclamation point after his tweet about LSU... With these new facts in mind, I don't see him going outside of the SEC. It's a shame, he would have been great at Michigan, but I wish him the best of luck.
But wait, he didn't hash tag Go Blue, if I remember anything from sesame street, it is one of these are not like the other....that means the Go Blue is the real one and he just made his silent commit to Michigan.
although there were several michigan tweets first, followed by what could just be an attempt to keep people guessing.
Not to burst any bubbles, but he's done this a few times before.
I've said it many times before, but I wouldn't expect him to make a decision until after his officials. I think we're in great shape with him, but he wants to take his time. And I don't blame him for that at all.
I hope my wife will have sex with me tonight. Edit: it's not looking good. She's fallen asleep in my daughter's room after a long day at work. Are you there Yeungling? It's me, Marvin.
When she left earlier she was pretty tuckered out....
I worked her pretty hard this morning my self... that girl gets around, and around...
'like a tilt-o-whirl'
PS: Their management doesn't really like when people do that.
Omg, thats hilarious. My wife TOLD me it was going to happen tonight. Not only that, kid's at grandma's overnight, I take her to the new italian place in holland, we have a fantastic dinner, come home and she goes to the bedroom to prepare. Comes out 3 minutes later with her "team building exercise '99" t-shirt and stained sweat pants on. She was prepared. Prepared to sleep. Then she gives me some song and dance about postponing until tomorrow night. Think thats going to happen? Doubt it. I tell ya, I've never heard of a hooker getting paid for a job up front, backing out of the deal and getting away with it. Craig James sure doesn't put up with it, why should I?
Aren't we? Yes. Yes we are.
Ha! Spot on! A glass to all my friends! Barkeep, another draft!
Drunk and frustrated...
Not really, actually. You better believe I'm pissed off about that, too.
New Italian joint? What's it called. I take it you liked the food.
I can relate, man. Made me laugh.
It's not foreplay, but still very important.
Funny meme, friend.
He ran a bunch of tweets. Tweet Fail...
I said to myself, oh man, we would go 14-0 and be national champions. Denard would throw for 5000 yards and rush for another 3000.
This is why Ace had this huge statement on not doing anything over recruits tweets, especially ones that have a tendency to do this. They like attention, and they know what they are doing. Embarassed that this a thread right now.
IIRC that was the post where he said it was ok for him to follow teen age boys on twitter, but not for us to do so... lol
to each his own, but following a high school students twitter account is about as creepy as you can get and still be socially accepted...
Sometimes you are the dog; sometimes you are the bell.
Embarrassed he says! Nice! Gosh that's funny.
the other 6 or 7 teams he tweeted about also? I think this kids really enjoying fucking with everyone's heads and all the attention he's been getting, but hopefully it's not our heads and he ends up in the winged helmet.
this will end well
Settle down mgorecruitingnerds!
I feel before too long I'm going to dislike this kid due to all the flirting and he may still be coming here so whatcha say we skip this and just let it play.
doesn't reflect on him very well. oh well.
I don't mind a post about a recruit saying something that's actually news (I actually appreciate it). But trying to decode these things is just pathetic.
There was corn in my morning bowel movement. I haven't eaten corn in at least a week.
He didn't even feel the 12er of bud hit him in the nuts.