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Lament Our Pain Haiku Open Thread
January 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM | 
Not Hoke Not Hoke No Not
Not Hoke Not Hoke No Not
January 7th, 2011 at 1:07 PM |
Since Posting New Forums
Since Posting New Forums
Since posting new forums is still fickle, consider this thread hijacked with some fresh news:
The Denver Broncos, who reportedly were trying to interview Harbaugh earlier this week, have moved on. John Elway, the Broncos' new football czar, said on his weekly radio show on 87.7 The Ticket in Denver on Friday that he believes Harbaugh wants to stay at Stanford rather than turn pro. Elway also said he believes Harbaugh's alma mater, Michigan, might also be back in the picture.
Per Espn.com
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
January 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM |
No Miles or Hoke.
Can I has
No Miles or Hoke.
Can I has
January 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM |
Welcome to my nightmare
Welcome to my nightmare
Brady Hoke is picked
Time to drown myself in poo
Bad smell first, then death
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
January 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM |
FWIW
FWIW
January 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM |
Say what?!
Say what?!
Say what?!
January 7th, 2011 at 1:02 PM |
This is
This is
This is an exact contradiction of what was said on the last thread. And the thread before that. And the thread before that. And the thread before that. My head hurts.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:06 PM |
30 mins later...
30 mins later...
Schefter reporting now #FirstTake ESPN harbaugh "will stay in Bay Area" down to 49ers and Stanford decision expected today #Michigan
January 7th, 2011 at 1:24 PM |
No subject/patience
No subject/patience
You're pissing me off
Haiku in your posts or else
It didn't happen.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM |
You have failed this
You have failed this
You have failed this thread
Your post is not a haiku
Please try it again
January 7th, 2011 at 1:07 PM |
Also
Also
I noticed that some posters are violating the Haiku 5-7-5 scheme. Apparently they believe that scheme "won't work in the B16 Ten."
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
January 7th, 2011 at 1:23 PM |
it took me a while
to stop
it took me a while
to stop
it took me a while
to stop rolling on the floor
well done sir, well done
January 7th, 2011 at 1:23 PM |
Good one!
Good one!
That one made me laugh
For that I very thankful
I suck at Haiku
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 7th, 2011 at 1:52 PM |
HTTP 403 Error Lament
HTTP 403 Error Lament
If I were able
I would pos-bang you so hard
Alas, 403
January 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM |
7
7
I thought John Elway
Was a horse-face little punk.
Think I like him now.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:46 PM |
Moar Flight Tracker
Moar Flight Tracker
Staring at my monitor
I wish someone would fire up the flight tracker
Stalking is cool
January 7th, 2011 at 2:48 PM |
don't see that tweet...
don't see that tweet...
Checked Angelique's page
that tweet cannot be found there
did you make it up?
January 7th, 2011 at 3:25 PM |
never mind
never mind
have heard the quote on
other sources now, so thanks
still can't find it there...
January 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM |
The media has never looked so clueless and stupid
The media has never looked so clueless and stupid
In guessing the destination of one man is the world of sports. Even Lebrons queer decision had legitimate sources of inside information.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:07 PM |
CMON!
CMON!
Your post was two lines.
Haikus have three lines always.
You can do better!
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:11 PM |
my tag doesnt count? I apologize
my tag doesnt count? I apologize
Promise to do better next time. :-)
January 7th, 2011 at 2:07 PM |
5-7-5 hmmm
5-7-5 hmmm
I wish i could neg
for your use of "queer" like that
not cool man, not cool
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
January 7th, 2011 at 2:18 PM |
Why so uptight
People are
Why so uptight
People are
Why so uptight
People are too damn sensitive nowadays
Just sayin'
January 7th, 2011 at 2:25 PM |
slurs at groups not
slurs at groups not
slurs at groups not cool
its not a p c thing its
bigotry and mean
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
January 7th, 2011 at 2:40 PM |
Why do you read it as a slur
Why do you read it as a slur
Why do you read it as a slur rather than as meaning "odd?" I think you have a problem.
From an on-line dictionary:
"After all was said and done, there was nothing left to do."
January 7th, 2011 at 2:50 PM |
Can't do this one as a Haiku
Can't do this one as a Haiku
I assumed that he waws using it as: 6. Offensive Slang. Homosexual.
Since your dictionary calls it offensive... I would say that I had at least some value in asking him not to use an offensive slur.
If it was meant as simply "odd" then I apologize.
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
January 7th, 2011 at 2:27 PM |
What?
What?
4 - 11 - 3
What kind of haiku is that?!?
Fail you have, good sir.
I'm not a lunatic. Seriously, i'm not.
Ok, maybe just a little bit.
January 7th, 2011 at 2:27 PM |
He might have meant
He might have meant
He might have meant queer
In the traditional sense
In which case, it's fine
January 7th, 2011 at 2:34 PM |
I just might be wrong
But I
I just might be wrong
But I
I just might be wrong
But I think here, queer means odd
Nothing wrong with that
January 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM |
Haiku
Haiku
Coachless we wander
And think what are we to do?
Football's lost it's fun
Living in Columbus fighting the Great Satan from the inside since 2004
January 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM |
Excuse the grammar
Excuse the grammar
Rumors - Harbaugh, Hoke,
Pelini, Gruden, Dungy:
No one knows nothing.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM |
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit
January 7th, 2011 at 1:01 PM |
Haiku
Haiku
Michigan Man Meme
Angry U-M hating God
Unite the factions
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
January 7th, 2011 at 1:02 PM |
Woke up this morning
No
Woke up this morning
No
Woke up this morning
No updates on Mgoblog
refresh refresh refresh eat refresh
January 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM |
Haiku
Haiku
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
I can feel your pain each morn
Need more MGo news
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:49 PM |
I have hit refresh
30 times
I have hit refresh
30 times
I have hit refresh
30 times since noon today
It's not even 1.
(Note: This is actually true. The ony break I take from MGoBlog is to check twitter, which I signed up for this week just to follow Angelique and a bunch of talking heads when this site went down. I woke up at 3:00 a.m. and, rather than just going back to sleep, I checked MGoBlog - someone please help me!!!)
January 7th, 2011 at 2:55 PM |
Woke up this morning
and i
Woke up this morning
and i
Woke up this morning
and i got myself a beer
refresh refresh drink
January 7th, 2011 at 2:58 PM |
Doors reference? or awesome morning?
Doors reference? or awesome morning?
Let it roll baby
Roll, Let it roll baby roll
Let it roll.... all night... (Long)
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
January 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM |
Harbaugh is so tall
Maybe
Harbaugh is so tall
Maybe
Harbaugh is so tall
Maybe he'll sign with the Heat
Talk about dream team
"I think you are my favorite poster. The polar bear avatar definitely helps." - ShockFX
January 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM |
oh noes
oh noes
oh no dave brandon
dont know what you have til gone
oh noes michigan
I have to go return some videotapes.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:06 PM |
I would cry
I would cry
If Harbaugh came back home....
I am drunk, or I wouldn't be talking to you.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:07 PM |
Chris Mortensen just reported
Chris Mortensen just reported
on Espn.that JH is down to staying at Stanford or going to the 49ers. Decision maybe today. Let's drink heavily so we miss the PC announcing the hiring of Hokemon.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM |
haiku
haiku
DB holds his cards
Is he down to his last chip?
How strong is his hand?
January 7th, 2011 at 1:42 PM |
DB plays poker?
There are
DB plays poker?
There are
DB plays poker?
There are no cards in this game.
Only a flip cup.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:57 PM |
DB flipping cups?
Not him,
DB flipping cups?
Not him,
DB flipping cups?
Not him, More like pwning n00bs.
Obama to be named coach
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish"
January 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM |
Dream job for
Dream job for
Dream job for Harbaugh
Fooled you again
Must go get Purple Rain
January 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM |
My mind is mush now
I do
My mind is mush now
I do
My mind is mush now
I do not know what to think
Someone pass the gin
January 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM |
coaching rumors fly
tiny
coaching rumors fly
tiny
coaching rumors fly
tiny delicate snowflakes
drift 'cross fallow fields
2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
January 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM |
How can I show thee
My
How can I show thee
My
January 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM |
Haiku
Haiku
This is therapy.
Writing these haikus online.
MUST HAVE COACHING NEWS.
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
Not Hoke Not Hoke No
Not Hoke Not Hoke Not Hoke God
Not Hoke Not Hoke Please