Football Display Case
I don't think they changed Les at all actually
national champs baby
Patrick Hruby is doing God's work.
first comment: "EVERY ATHLETE HAS ASPIRATIONS OF WINNING AND WE HAVE OUR FAVORITES BUT IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO OTHER STUDENTS ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, TOO!"
stupid Pistons and their refusal to tank properly
rundown of Michigan's riser
needs moar usage
so much for that
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
will be michigan's highest pick in a while
money has to go somewhere
I am only motivated by people who have no opinion about me.
the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
but I thought that draft was supposed to be incredibly loaded?
I'm already sick of seeing lame April Fools jokes on here so this thread is made for everyone to get it out of there system and just dump them here.
Who the fuck are you? You've been around a whopping 15 months.
Without a headline, the April Fools Joke aspect is completely lost. There have been 3 since midnight last night. That's hardly excessive. When the mods wake up, they'll clean it up. If they want to start an open thread to rein them in, so be it.
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
You seem important. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jXesMkAYh44" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
I like the part where you insult how long someone has been on the board. Are you an April Fools joke or just like that for real?
Was a bad idea. Brace yourself, here comes a beatdown...
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neill: “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to.”
Entire football team will miss season with various injuries.
Beat that one.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
Entire football team has transferred to Eastern Michigan. Coaches seeking a gang of overweight, undermuscled, but plucky bloggers to take up the banner and join the team for 2012.
Where do we sign up?
Couches safe in East Lansing
Get off my lawn!
better get off my lawn, dammit!
Edit: how did I not see the prior post. Oh well, don't think you're staying on my lawn just because he threw you off his!
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
....if you're going to do it at all on April Fools' Day, you might as well do it right:
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
This is a necessary and value-added board topic.
I let it go last year too.
Still downvoted OP for that 'there' there. *twitch*
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
This is a great thread
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Announced his engagement to his girlfriend of one year on Facebook. He showed the ring and everything! Only to later say April Fools! I told him that's like announcing a fake terminal illness on Facebook because marriage kills a small part of us everyday.
I hope his girlfriend has a good sense of humor, or the joke is going to be on him.
Doesn't sound like his gf is going to be on him any time soon
I can even begin to count all the ways your brother's "April Fool's" joke was wrong. He shouldn't be surprised if sometime later today he catches hooking up with some other dude and having her yell "April Fool's" right back at him.
....but I do know she is going to be titanically pissed.
Like she was in on it, playing the prank on their Facebook friends.
Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.
-Johnny Danbury (umichedme.blogspot.com)
My boyfriend said he'd get me a class ring for my graduation present. So, naturally, I made my Facebook status "Ring shopping with (boyfriend)! <3" Our mothers and aunts may have had minor heart attacks, but it was hilarious.
The world looks better through maize mirror tint.
Still waiting on backup.
Buddy of mine changes his birthday on Facebook every year to April 1, 1980. So many people Tondar-ed.
Brady Hoke caught with 3 hookers and a tube of KY jelly in a cheap motel on 8 Mile
Craig James killed five hookers.
Oh wait, I got this April Fool's Day thing all wrong.
I just heard that _____________[Michigan athlete] is ____________[unfortunate event] surely this will mean the __________[sport] teams's season is ruined! Fire ______ [coach/athletic director/government official]!!!
...cutting his hair...football.
loses a bet and becomes Michigan Sports Information Director.
Where's the naked mustache man banner?
Sent From My Commodore 64
Posted a story about the Wing's firing Mike Babcock, going as far as adding in some 'quotes' from Kenny Holland and Jim Develano. Had I not gotten the reminder here this morning, they may have gotten me at first.
Good, harmless, and free April fools joke:
A few years ago I posted a fake craigslist ad for a Jeep Cherokee found some photos from another craigslist post. Put it a good $1000 off of Kelly blue book price and made it seem as if the miles were low but not suspiciously low. Put your friend/wife's phone number as the contact. They will get calls all day.
My friends were both avid fans, one of the Packers, the other the Bears. When the Bears went to the Super Bowl a few years ago, the Bears fan put a posting on craigslist saying he had 2 available tickets the day of the game for quite cheap, he said because he had an emergency and needed to get rid of the tickets fast. He put the Packers fan's phone number. His phone did not stop ringing for the entire day, non-stop.
Lighten up pal. Lemme guess... you don't wear green on St. Patty's Day, don't like fireworks on the 4th of July, and don't get your Mom anything on Mother's Day, let alone buy some flowers on Secretary's Day.
If, however, this thread itself is an April Fools joke.... then well played, sir.
I will fight 'til I am dead, a winged helmet on my head.
When I was waiting to hear from grad schools my boyfriend called my office (when i was out) and left a message as a Professor Lyon from Penn (My top choice) about a full-ride scholarship. Left a number with the right area code. I was so incredibly geeked. Told all my office friends and then tore into my office to call professor lyon back. Dialed the # and it was the main number for the Philly zoo.
Did not think it was terribly funny then. Still don't, not really, but ended up at a better school anyway (Michigan) and married a Michigan man. So happy ending blah blah
Was born on April 1st. Her father assumed it was an April Fools joke when her mother said she was in labor.