Boy, oh boy. Where has my old friend RoboHenne gone? Don't let your wife do this to you, men. Sure as hell don't let her post it to Facebook.
Ladies, don't do this to your man/facebook ruins lives
To be honest, I would love to have a onsie like that.
It even has the family photo! Nice work.
With feet. It has to have the built in feet, like my kids wore until they were two.
to be honest, I would love to have a wife like that.
I bet Tacopants took that picture. He's been messing with Chad for years.
Angle is all wrong... would be full on sex mirror angle if Taco did it.
This is obviously the work of his vertically challenged cousin Burrito Drawers... a target of Denard from time to time.
It may be the alcohol speaking, but I laughed my ass off at this.
If only I could give you an upvote that mattered...
Burrito Britches. Has a nice alliterative ring to it.
I don't know, he looks like he's more into it than she is. Feel like this one's on him.
and she clearly appreciates it. No hidden camera here.
What's with the green and white? Dave Brandon needs to get on the ball here and call Adidas.
Maybe he could call Braylon or Mario to bail him out...
Well played, but eaaaaaasy, now. Not with Mario at least- Braylon, yes, obviously; that was throw up and "OH GOD PLEASE - THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE BRAYLON AND AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY UNSURPASSED AMONG PEERS AT WHAT YOU DO."
And then the economy hit the shitter.
Man's livin' the dream. Livin' the dream...
Lewan's twosie > Henne's onesie.
there's nothing wrong with comfort
guy's a millionaire starting QB in the NFL with a hot wife, he's got nothing to prove
True, but if you're not a millionaire NFL QB and your wife tells you to take a picture like that, you should probably tell her to make you a sandwich.
+allthepoints to you sir. Henne can do what he wants at this point like when he grew that sweet stache.
That's a great looking stache
Just what's needed, Internet bravo about how manly we all should be.
This isn't about being manly. The sandwich is the opposite of the photo, i.e. a firm no dear, I'm not going to allow you to publicly humiliate me. People, whether they are men or women, deserve some dignity.
If this is your threshold for humiliation then there are some bigger self-confidence issues at play.
Or he has left his house before and knows the world is not kind to a grown man wearing a onsie. I don't know anyone who would let a guy live that down.
Exceptions: Millionaire. Starting NFL QB.
Humiliation was probably too strong but I'm certainly not sending out anything like that on my Christmas cards and if any of my friends did I would laugh. A lot.
Putting it on a christmas card and posting it on facebook are different. My wife and I have done things like that, and I've certainly lived it down. Some people are able to do goofy things without being embarassed.
If nobody on your list gave you shit, it was probably worse than goofy.
I'm willing to bet you aren't married.
But yeah, I've taken some ribbing for stuff like that, but not to the point where I "wouldn't live it down." Couples do couply things sometimes, it happens.
Sometimes you gotta do shit to keep the ol ball chain happy unless you're content on tuggin it in the bathroom all week.
Now you've lost a bet in addition to your manhood. I've been married for 6 years. I make most of the sandwiches but I can and do say no when she has great ideas like matching onesies.
I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that it WAS their Christmas card. A lot of people use Facebook instead of e-mail now.
More likely, the photographer comes to the house for the Christmas card and takes a bunch of shots, some embarrassing, most not. After they agree on one for the card, she posts the cutest (most embarrassing) one on Facebook in pursuit of Likes. Chad gets 50 texts with links to this story.
As Doug Karsch always says, "Whatever gets you closer to, not further away." Not taking the picture then telling her to make you a sandwhich = a dry spell longer than MSU's not going to the rose bowl.
since Henne was 14...call me a softie but I think that's pretty awesome.
(I love hockey.)
Come on no man should have to suffer, how can you stand for... oh wait you love hockey, carry on
I have been with my wife since almost the same age, and I'm the same age as Henne. Not bragging, just attesting that yes, it is great. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Like the article said, happy-wife-happy-life.
This cannot be over-stated.
Eh.. don't take yourself too seriously. If I were him I'd be more bothered by the bedazzled pillows.
For there is a commenter on the article that agreed:
"The only thing embarrassing about that photo is the Swarovski covered pillows."
When you're the Jaguars and you stumble on Henne, who in three games has almost put up half the offense that Gabbert did in the previous eight or nine, I think you can run with the Christmas pajamas. Obviously, this and other things are clearly working.
She probably compromised...they probably had sex afterwards
Why is this news?
I don't understand the problem here. They took a picture in striped onesies. It goes on Facebook. They have sex. I would do it a million times.
See when you say that, I picture Neil Devlin having sex, and that is not a good time.
The thought process is something like:
"Should I wear the green-striped onesie? Well, I'll get harassed by Hart and Long for looking like a Spartan in jail, which is redundant.
But I'll have sex.
I'll wear the onesie."
It's his wife, so no they don't have sex. He just wears the onesie, and then that's it.
My previously contrived RoboHenne thought process should have read:
"But, I MIGHT GET TO have sex.
I will wear the onesie."
She's hot, I'd wear whatever she wanted me to wear.
You kidding me?...I'd love to be in that picture...internet or not.
Must have nice tits... That is all! :)
But this shit is funny
To the OP:
Really? Lemme get this straight: Tough, Michigan guy who proved that he's anything but less than the idea of what a tough QB should be...is somehow....less of a man, to you, because he has a picture in public of him kissing his smoking hot wife in what you, subjectively, feel are inappropriate garments for any "man" to don?
Come on, man. I'm sure you've done things here and there over the 6 years that are maybe not your "coolest" moments, but you'd do it (and do it) for her. If not, cool. I'm glad you are Andrew Dice Clay and it is 1992.
Actually, to be honest, I've never been married; perhaps you know more than I. Don't crush my naivete.
Most people don't live their lives according to the bullshit they regurgitate for professors in order to get As in college. Love only lasts about six months. Marriage, especially before you have kids, is largely a financial partnership. If anyone wants to argue that it's more of a emotional connection, go ahead and quit your job and see how long your wife supports you emotionally.
that is saddest thing I've read on this thread.
I forgot to say unicorns aren't real and Michigan doesn't win the Rose Bowl every year. I'm with Shakey Jake (Dude! I thought you were dead!). The antisocial drinking threads are probably sadder than my totally comfortable married life.
You said was sadder. :'(
So you're saying happiness is some combination of dopamine, norepinephine and serotonin in your brain when you start seeing someone?
So lemme get this straight: it's either chemicals in your brain, or it's a matter of cashmoney. No middle ground?
6 months was the other guy...
...you're just the financial partnership.
You didn't get yourself a wife. You got yourself a hooker.
Conley to Ohio? Lock this filth.
Shakey Jake throwing 7 different kinds of smoke. I love it!
All of the points to you sir.
...that a 6'5", 235-pound NFL quarterback can dress like my 16-month old son. He will catch hell from his teammates, but honestly, rookie hazing rituals ar far more "humiliating" than wearing matching PJ's w/ your smoking hot wife.
Wearing an awesome onesy with your hot wife? Poor Chad. He is going to catch hell from his team, but at least the Jags are catching something now that Henne is starting.
I am pessimistic about very wealthy people being sought after because of their wealth. It was reassuring to me to see that Henne was dating this girl since he was 14 which, I assume, was prior to his stardom.
Can a "I'm Chad Henne, and I'm definitely comfortable in my own skin" ad be far behind?
Made by the same company that makes Axe commercials, reinforcing normative female stereotypes.
It's sad, pathetic, embarrassing, and I'd trade places with him in the blink of an eye.