Hey guys, I was fortunate enough to talk with Kyle Kalis earlier this evening. The results....were interesting. Here's the interview: Kyle Kalis
Kyle Kalis Interview
I think I might love him. I mean, I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but I think I want him to meet my mom.
Great work as always.
Why is your mom hot?
Nuts in a good way! Holy...
This kid is a monster! He will back those words up! I have a feeling he will be very very special at MICHIGAN.
so we open 2012 season with a W.
Yeah, that one did it for me. I loved Pipkins most, then I loved them equally when he talked about spilling Ohio blood, then I got put over the top by Pavarotti.
I want to talk to him about classical music and see what he's got to say
1. Between him and Pipkins, a Michigan player might commit murder on the field in the next four years.
2. Kyle wanted to keep chatting tomorrow, and I planned to ask him more about the classical music, so I'll be sure to fill you in.
Aquaman, I look forward to reading shit on tremendous every day... IDK how you do it...
But, you are very TOMVH-esque.... no joke.
Just about right. Kalis v Pipkins is gonna be quite a show in Spring ball.
Kyle: There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine.
I am staying the hell off that field.....
Nessun Dorma a big favorite of soccer fans. Vincero!
"Quote it. Let them know"
That is just beautiful.
Yeah it may be good bulletin board material but I think it also motivates the person saying it. Gotta back it up. You gotta have the right personality to say it though. I think he qualifies.
Loving this kid! I just wish he had a year to soak up Molk's madness; HOWEVA, I'm pretty sure Lewan will assist in keeping that tSIO hatred going. I love the wall that we are building for Morris....just need some playmakers to cap it off. You have to think those RB recruits out there are scouting this stuff out.
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor...
Tremendous, Tremendous, Tremendous
I like Pavarotti too, especially when he's covered by Will Ferrell at the Catalina Wine Mixer!!!!
I believe it is the "Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer", but I forgive you for your confusion
I love that he gave people his address. No one came. He's scary good. Also just scary. I'm excited.
One of my favorite parts, when he's talking about the backlash in Ohio when he chose Michigan:
I gave my address out to about 20 people and told them to come find me. Nobody came.
That's pretty badass.
The funniest interview yet. I wasn't sure when to laugh, but I think that's what made it so funny
Thanks - can't wait until he takes the field.
Just wow..Kyle Mother F*#kin Kalis
This appeals to my interests. Also, you are very good at what you do. Thank you for bringing your talents (and connections!) to this board.
Finally found my signature!
The band sometimes plays "Nessun Dorma" as a warm up at practices.
I think they play Tschesnokoff's "Salvation is Created", not Nessun Dorma. FWIW, either one is absulutely gorgeous. Imagine hearing a 375 member band play this as the sun rises on a crisp Game Day morning. This video does not do it justice, though.
It's also a Glee Club favorite:
/Classical music nerd
Every interview, assuming you're quoting yourself directly, it's immediately apparent why you're so good at this. You are outstanding at keeping the interview light while still getting the same quality of information as other folks doing what you do. It not only makes an awesome experience for the kids you interview, but it makes a great read for your audience. Fantastic.
You also have your own voice. I love Brian and other mgoblog contributors, but I love your style, also.
Thanks for the action and keep up the great work!
Great interview! I'm loving having this kid in a winged helmet more and more every day.
Get ready for a stupid question but I've never bothered to find this out: Is it legit to contact a recruit that's solid with a school and not taking visits ike Meyer did in this case? I've obviously heard of soft commits etc but I was under the impression that when a recruit is solid other coaches shouldn't be calling- or is he fair game until he signs on the dotted line?
Fair game until they sign. It used to be an unwritten rule not to, but modern day that doesn't really exist.
starting left guard in jerry world, book it
Reading this interview is like watching The Sopranos. I love every second of it, but I'm also a little scared to go outside of my door afterwards.
Dude, Aquaman- you are on fire with these interviews lately. Thanks for posting these! I love reading these interviews.
Why do I get the feeling that we may end up with a team of Opera singing hit men? There are some seriously disturbed recruits coming in and I'm getting excited! Is there any way we can fast-forward to next season without giving up summer or aging anymore? Screw it, let's go anyway!
...but someone told me about this interview, I'd think he was a defensive player!
Kalis vs defensive linemen is going to remind me of Brock Lesnar TKOing Frank Mir! lmao
I hope Lewan can provide some guidance on controlling his aggression and not getting personal fouls every other game. Otherwise, pure animal! Love it!
Thats a beautiful quote by a future Michigan Man!
...and the way he cracked himself up after making all of those super aggressive statements. It almost makes him seem even scarier. Better watch out, Ohio!
Is this real life?
Will he play left or right guard? I'd love to see him next to Lewan
Nov 27th this year is actually a Tuesday. Nonetheless, it's good to see this kid playing with a chip on his shoulder. Predictably, the toolbags at 11w are all indignant that Kalis isn't paying proper respect to Urban Meyer or the rivalry, since Ohio State is all about carrying yourself with class and decorum.
This guy will not only beat some osu a** on Nov 24th but also the 27th!