Kork Coupons - The Meme
Which one of you fuckers came up with this? What would lead your twisted sick mind to compare the name "Kirk Cousins" to "Kork Coupons"? Hilarious and awesome.
But tremendous nonetheless.
I see what you did there,,,
Apparently I had more than I thought
Imaginary +1 to you sir, these are unbelievable.
...specifically to let you know how great this one is.
Is a frickin turd.
You made me spit out my food!!!
Oh my, this is a keeper.
But in a sea of greatness, this is still tops.
A winner is you
why MGoPoints need to return!
This thread is absolutely awesome.
I needed a good laugh before bed. Cheers and Go Blue.
Did this happen?
Well done all of you, but this one is my fav
are going to have a field day with this thread.
from the season. "Son, you've been Doo-Ragged!"
Cheers and get well (psst, I mean over it) soon!
Respectfully, your one and only Big Bro
That thing started an interesting conversation between the people I was watching with. My brother's friend has a Michigan grad girlfriend (she's half black) and she and I were trying to tell them that the "do" in "do-rag" is from "hairdo" as in a rag used to protect your 'do. The Sparties in the room thought it was "dew" as in a rag for collecting dew, i.e. a camping term.
You were right, obviously. It is used for the hair, not camping. Why would they think it was "dew"? Sparties gonna Sparty, I guess.
coach in the last few frames at the left - mouth agape, in awe of the Doo-Ragging
Edit: Double Post
Eventh I knowth theseth aren'th thupposed to beth LOLCATS... doth ith betterth
Great, now I've just peed myself
What a way to wake up! This thread delivers.
I almost spit out my coffee all over my keyboard when I saw this... freakin hilarious. Nice work.
Too lazy to find the pic, feel free to beautify these:
im here to light up the scoarboard
and ur couch
our team has good heart
our coach does not
5th year senior
1st year courses
i didnt cry when we lost btcg
got tear gassed
This thread has made my day, but this maybe the best one....
Wait until one of those clowns on RCMB sees this.They are going to cry
No, they'll try to make their own (if they figure out how), and none of them will be funny.
Half of them won't even make sense.
Seriously, we need to start more threads about banging sluts and rating them on a 1-10 scale.
gone to a BCS bowl. Or won any Bowl game for that matter. At least M's seniors have one of the 2 so far.
played in a BCS bowl or won a bowl game despite being the Greatest MSU Quarterback Ever playing during the Rise of the Spartan Scourge and the Four Game Domination. Guess it isn't coming together for you guys. Oh, well.
I'll bet you're a fan of Boxxy...
This is sorta ironic. I can't think of any male MSU fan who wouldn't happily do Boxxy on a burning couch while drinking beer and listening to ICP.
He was a redshirt in 2007.
and boy am I happy to wake up to this thread. This one is my favorite.
I'm auto +1ing every time I see this graphic!
"He's Special" - Mark Dantonio
Gosh! It's beautiful! bravo to you. This is the greatest thread I could ask for on Thursday morning while at work.
All of these are funny. I mean ALL of these memes on this thread, but this one might be my favorite.
The Free Press would be running a story entitled, "Spartans Seek First Bowl Victory in Over a Decade".
I find these quite funny, but I dont really get the "Kork Coupons" thing. Unlike the rest of his team(largely composed of thieves and violent criminals) he seems like kind of a baby Tebow. Naive, whiny, and not all that bright I'll give you, but as far as "face of the program" guys go, they could have done worse. You look at the other 84 violent criminals on that roster...and yeah, they could have done worse.
Dude's pre-med, he's plenty bright. Great guy. My only complaint is that he's a classic little brother.
But "Pre-Med" doesn't tell me a lot. It suggests a major in biology or chemistry, but he could be a general studies guy for all I know. That, and how many of the guys you knew with their nose buried in a textbook in Interflex could tie their own shoes?
He was pre-med too
Maybe Cousins can be a senator like Blutarsky, too?
I thought Otter was pre-med.
They both are. Belushi's major comes out when they crash Flounder's Brother's car a ton, and Blutarsky says "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" someone else says "Better listen to him, he's a pre-med"
Otter stands up during the Delta House hearing ready to debate and says "don't worry, I'm pre-law" to which someone asks "I thought you were pre-med" His response? "What's the difference"
/seen animal house oh so many times. Done from memory. Best scene is when Belushi slips while sneaking. Wasn't in the script, he just bit it and kept going, so they kept rolling.
Don't cost nothin
According to the Sparty official site, he's majoring in Kinesiology. He's pre-physical therapy, not pre-clinical medicine, if anything.
I'm all for busting on Captain Crybaby, but just so we are clear--there are a ton of students in U-M's school of Kinesiology with MD aspirations (and yes, they are both realistic & valid aspirations).
I can't speak to MSU's program, but let no one think our Kines students are to be looked down upon.
MSU defeated Fresno in the Silicon Valley Bowl in JLS's first year
at midnight Dec 31
(bowl was dec 31, 2001)
Next bowl game is Jan 2, 2012
Baby Tebow is cracking me up.
This thread made my day 10 times over. Awesome.
and they make a lot of noise blaming it on us? Lotta teams out there, honey; you get ranked against all of them. Nothing demonstrates the way that they themselves buy into the little brother meme better than their classless jaw-boning about Michigan. A smart AD or Antonio would tamp the sh*t down immediately, point out how desperately they need to not disgrace themselves against Georgia. But they're not insightful enough to see that bigger picture.
You can't spend your life nursing ancient butthurt.
....f5'ing this thread ALL day!
Can't seem to get this to work, but...
RANK US ABOVE TEAMS WE BEAT
Northwestern is the real loser. We all know they deserve the cap one bowl over Nebraska. Hello , they beat them at one point during the season!
I had State in the NC game for a minute there.
nice work with these.
Skyrim reference=+10000000000 imaginary mgopoints
of Witty Reference
This is the best thread ever created. I just had to say that.