further adventures in Jed York being unsuited for his position
THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE: 6
Penn State 23
UM 38, PSU 23 also.
UM 42 - PSU 31
PLEASE ! Or change your heading to Wishful Thinking!
I participated in this challenge the past two gameday weeks, predicted a Michigan win, and Michigan lost both games. I now curse this challenge thread and will protest it for the rest of the season, not that anyone cares. (For what its worth, I actually enjoy this challenge but my superstitious gene is taking over.)
I'll say Denard goes 250-150
Michigan 1,000,000 - Penn State -1,000,000
UM 49 - PSU 27
Michigan 217 Penn St 4. I really like Penn St for 2 safeties.
How does PSU acquire those safeties? I assume its somehow related to Michigan special teams because I'm sure you aren't thinking the offense is going to surrender them . . .
One will be a not-so-hilarious Benny Hill style blocked field goal and the other will probably be Rich Rod helping Penn St's self-esteem by giving them the other safety.
I was worried that one was going to be a blocked punt. Hagerup would never let that happen!
And just the mention of a blocked field goal immediately brought the HORROR to mind. Buzz kill!
For which Rich Rod will be excoriated by half of Michigan's fan base for not having a go-for-throat mentality...
Mike Martin or Chuck Norris must block that field goal. They're just going to punch the ball and it'll go out of the stadium the other way resulting in a safety.
Do you know how unlikely two safeties are?
- but, 217 points doesn't raise an eyebrow?
Michigan 24 (yea, a field goal!)
Son of Gloin 21
+1 for the LotR reference.
Mich 35 PSU 31
Muppets, I also predict muppets
I also would love muppets
Michigan makes a FG. Penn State has a few big plays, but are mostly held in check.
Michigan also is the one that makes the field goal
Penn State 27
Penn St. 24
All those who doubt THE_KNOWLEDGE shall be left behind in a trail of dust.
What's with the lazy formatting? 45- 31 points Meeeechigan!
penn st. 17
A Brett Favresque storyline for THE_KNOWLEDGE
"... Im done... No wait I'm coming back... Check that fuck it Im out... Ahhh shucks I am back bitches!"
Check out these pics of my dong, world.
Michigan 42, PSU 40. Failed 2-pt conversion to tie with no time left for PSU.
I'd probably die of a heart attack
But you'd die a happy man.
Go Blue wear Maze
Good thing I picked mine up this week at the MDen
MICH 38 PSU 17
the stress of the loss causes Joe Pa to reveal to the world that he is, in fact, Buddy Holly and that he faked his death because he loved football more than music.
Penn State kickes a field goal to end the first half. To close the gap to 28-3.
But Michigan rolls.
Michigan 42 - Penn State 24
but not for the reasons you think.