Kinda OT: Sharknado 3 tonight @9 on SyFy

Submitted by Ricky from Sunnyvale on

It's been a great couple of weeks for sharks. Let's face it Shark Week on Discovery, SharkFest on Nat Geo, a sharktopus saved the Florida coastline from a whalewolf and a great white tried to hug a professional surfer in Australia. Well the lovable bastards are back in the limelight, for tonight at least...

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No, premiers tonight at 9PM eastern time

Los Angeles survived the the first natural disaster, then Manhattan braved through the second event. Now it seems the whole (f)East Coast from Washington D.C. to Orlando will be engulfed in sharknadoes. Just how do ravenous sharks get sucked up into massive tornadoes and thrown across land, only Tara Reid knows. This soon to be box office(or whatever TV movies get) champion will have some serious talent in it; the likes of David Hasslehoff, Frankie Muniz, Bo Derek, Jerry Springer, Chris Jericho, Brad Keselowski & Mark Cuban as none other than the President of The United States of America

3x the sharks, 3x the nado & 3 simple words Oh. Hell. No.

God Bless America.

Magnus

July 22nd, 2015 at 8:30 PM ^

Usually, I don't click on threads having to do with stupid stuff like Sharknado. The fact that you labeled it "Kinda" OT made me think that there was some sort of Michigan connection, like a former Wolverine acting in it, a mention of Ann Arbor, etc. 

As it is, a simple "OT" would have sufficed, and I never would have clicked.

dragonchild

July 23rd, 2015 at 8:17 AM ^

I don't see any sharks built like they can handle outside tackle.

They don't drive well, but I like their lateral movement, so I'd put them on the left side of the line.  In an unbalanced line they'd be good as a third guard in the middle, so put them in the OMG position on the LOL.

But if you ask me, I think they make better BBQ.

Ricky from Sunnyvale

July 22nd, 2015 at 10:30 PM ^

  1. Lou Ferigno would've Hulk'd out and and punched the sharks, not be eaten in my script
  2. This whole thing is a perfect time for George Costanza to use the Marine Biologist line
  3. Humans were kinda dicks to the sharks and did not let them on the rides
  4. Tony Stewart would have hit the sharks with his car and lived. 
  5. The Florida State football team should've protected Florida #PunchersChance
  6. George R.R. Martin dying was a little too satisfying, borderline erotic
  7. It took three of these for the phrase "sharkicane?"
  8. 25% of all cereal killers are named Charles