ThWard

October 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 PM ^

If a not-at-all-creepy candle light dinner hosted by a 27 year old alum of your HS can't seal the deal for UM, then I don't want Fortt.

AngelusBlue

October 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 PM ^

Benpom should've made sure the place was covered in rose petals and that he put on his good cologne instead of the Brittish Sterling he normally wears for these occasions. Fortt would've been overcome with the non-creepiness that is the Michigan experience and committed on the spot. No sugarcoat.