Kate Upton does not agree with Cy Young voting

Submitted by Wolverine Devotee on

 

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?

— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 16, 2016

 

 

Sorry Rick but you didn't get any 1st place votes? you didn't win. #ByeFelicia @MLB keep up with the times and fire those writers

— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 16, 2016
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Ronnie Kaye

November 16th, 2016 at 7:09 PM ^

WD is still going to be wacking off to Kate Upton in 20 years if no other supermodels declare themselves Michigan fans. It's a prerequisite for chubs.

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PopeLando

November 16th, 2016 at 7:12 PM ^

Boy Verlander really got screwed. Who the hell leaves him off the ballot entirely???? Also, Ms. Upton should know better, considering that JV was reportedly still engaged when they first got together...

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JamieH

November 16th, 2016 at 7:28 PM ^

The two Tamp Bay beat writers colluded to put Porcello first and leave Verlander off the ballot, thus throwing the vote. 

 

They are:

Fred Goodall

Bill Chastain

 

As reporters, I'm sure they are active on social media. 

 

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MaizeAndBlueWahoo

November 17th, 2016 at 11:15 AM ^

No, no, the capital FUCK is an earnest and genuine indicator that East German Judge is a morally superior person to the rest of us.  If we hated child molestation enough, we might throw a random "fuck Penn state" into our otherwise unrelated posts, but we don't, and the capital FUCK is to drive the point home and be a beacon of virtue signaling in a modern Gomorrah.  As well, the lack of capitalization of "joepa" is a subtle and unobtrusive, yet purposeful, method of displaying EGJ's lack of respect for a modern-day Cronus, figuratively eating the children under his protection.   It's a brilliant piece of performance art that provides a moral lesson to a people lost in the wilderness.

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M-Dog

November 17th, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^

The Electorial College is genius.

It ensures that you are the President of the whole United States, not just the President of NY and LA.  

You have to actually pay attention to those "flyover" states.

/End political tangent. 

 

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rob f

November 17th, 2016 at 12:20 AM ^

In this day and age of advanced stats, I find it impossible to believe that either of them DIDN'T consciously go out of their way to screw Verlander's Cy Young chances. In practically every meaningful statistic, Verlander was much better than Porcello, who benefitted greatly from the fantastic run support (>7 runs/game!!) the Red Sox gave him. BBWAA needs to prevent crap like this from repeating itself. Goodall and Chastain have absolutely no credibility or integrity.

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