Thank you. That is all.
I did not make this headline up
Thank you. That is all.
over here in the i.t. room we are not gay.
Let's just say I would have sexual relations with her, if you catch my drift.
Stephen R. Kass: I'll keep a lookout for the Mrs.
Kass is gonna shit a brick when he finds this thread.
Posted this last thursday night, after having failed in the staring contest for roughly 10 hours. . .45 seconds at a time.
Mgoblog is my homepage (yes, rare, I know. . .), and when I powered up, one of my just-graduated employees saw Brian's "80-pound trophy" post on my screen. . .and. . .well, despite my own ban on non-work internet during work hours, I opened the link he forwarded, and the rest is. . .huh.
Ms. Upton apparently is a pitch-woman for SoBe, and she has cut both tv and web ads establishing herself as the undefeated, un-dis-pu-ted Queen of All Staring Contests.
Not sure any of us has a chance. I sure didn't.
Especially after my wife caught me.
That was the hardest thing I've ever done
Anyway, it is kinda amazing, how even on video how difficult it is. You need great peripheral vision. Which up close and in person probably wouldn't work. As men, I've never been more convinced we really can't help ourselves.
Cold by that billboard. Poor girl.
We sat by her at the Ohio game. 5 rows in front of us. An absolute doll- my 10 year old son couldn't take his eyes off her. Nice to know at an early age which way he's swinging.
Post of the year.
I see what you mean. 10 year old boys who are obsessed with women's clothes often turn out to be gay. It's okay, though, don't worry. Being gay isn't the death sentence that it used to be, say, back in the 1960s. Boys who are gay can sometimes lead productive lives, though it is on balance probably better to be straight. Just more natural, you know.
Natural is not being able to stop staring at Ms Upton. Anything that would cause a young boy to not want to is in fact the same as a death sentance.
who said a thing about clothes?
Seriously, I was damn proud of the M community - NOBODY fawned over her or got in her face. From our vantage point she was treated just like any other patron. Despite a bunch of people recognizing her, I didn't see a single autograph request or jackass incident.
We did follow her out after the game, and she does have a world-class tush. I'm happy to say it was 4' from my face walking up the steps, something my son doesn't yet appreciate.
She's three years younger than me, but is probably making more money now than I will in a long time. Shit that hurts.....
She has skills you will never have. Worth every penny.
Whats new? Isn't this the norm?
That just seems weird to me. I'm getting old.
Breaking news. Jon Stewart just called Kate Upton hot. Thought it was relevant.
Kate Upton is a Michigan fan.
Casey Anthony is an OSU fan.
Case authoritatively closed.
Double post fail
This thread makes up for nothing else going on tonight.
I just realized I have the same birthday as Kate Upton. Now I have the perfect conversation starter if I ever meet her...
What's ridiculous is she's only like 18 or 19.
She turns 20 on June 10, according to Wikipedia.
I SAY THIS HERE BLOG IS TURNING INTO RCMB WITH ALL THE PICTURES OF BEWBZ.
NOW LET'S GET BACK TO DISCUSSING HOT BRUNETTES LIKE MICHIGAN MEN SHOULD.
Wow. I'm the same age as SI swimsuit models...Time to head to the gym.
I've never heard of this chick before, and it's 4am, so when I read Upton I thought it said Uptown, and now I have Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" in my head.
...and now we all do.
THIS NOT SPARTAN SITE
Y U POST PICS OF BEWBZ
for every Hello post.
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot.
Be my Valentine, Kate.
That is all.
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Sport Illustrated Swimsuit issues is a good start.
All I need is 10 seconds and it will be over. She'll never know I was there. It's a win, win for both of us.
Saw this earlier. She's doing ads for MLB 2k12, thought it was pretty funny. It takes everything in me not to make a comment about "finger mechanics"
Provin that white guys got no game in the presence of a black guy. I bet Miggy could roll her in better than Verlander though, seems like he knows how to have more fun.