This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Kalis tells Meyer to back off
December 15th, 2011 at 6:36 PM | 
I'm excited about Kalis
I'm excited about Kalis
December 15th, 2011 at 8:28 PM |
lol
lol
you may be underselling montee's own efforts
December 15th, 2011 at 6:37 PM |
I like Kalis already.
I like Kalis already.
Hey! Urban! Leave our kids alone!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
December 15th, 2011 at 7:57 PM |
Stop messing with kids, Urban!
Stop messing with kids, Urban!
Who are you? Jerry Sandusky or something?
Haha I'm just kidding I like to have fun here. I joke around. Would you like my headshot?
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
December 15th, 2011 at 11:16 PM |
All in all, he's just a
All in all, he's just a
All in all he's just a, nother all-american O-lineman in Michigan's legacy.
December 16th, 2011 at 12:16 PM |
Soon to be called
Soon to be called
The Wall.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 15th, 2011 at 6:51 PM |
Back Off...
Back Off...
No means No! Urban Liar. Fvck Ohio.
" David Baas & Mario Manningham Super Bowl XLVI Champions "
December 15th, 2011 at 8:19 PM |
.............
.............
.FU !
" David Baas & Mario Manningham Super Bowl XLVI Champions "
December 15th, 2011 at 6:59 PM |
He also called Mario Ojemuda
He also called Mario Ojemuda
But Mario just stared at the phone and urban peed himself and hung up.
I poop excellence
December 15th, 2011 at 8:03 PM |
The fact that Steve Everitt
The fact that Steve Everitt
The fact that Steve Everitt resides next to your comment makes that statement even more bad ass.
December 15th, 2011 at 7:01 PM |
Hurry up, NSD!
Klassy Kalis
Hurry up, NSD!
Klassy Kalis
Hurry up, NSD!
Klassy Kalis keeps kommitted - i know I'm getting karried away with the K's but I love this kid's attitude.
December 15th, 2011 at 10:12 PM |
Wouldn't that be
Wouldn't that be
Kattitude?
December 15th, 2011 at 7:14 PM |
RELEASE THE KRAKEN, err I
RELEASE THE KRAKEN, err I
RELEASE THE KRAKEN, err I mean REALEASE THE KALIS!!
Proud "Walmart Wolverine" since 1974!!!!
"Right turn Clyde"!! Philo Beddoe
December 15th, 2011 at 7:29 PM |
Speaking of Jack Miller, if
Speaking of Jack Miller, if
Speaking of Jack Miller, if anyone can replace Molk in the coming years, it's probably him.
December 15th, 2011 at 8:10 PM |
Yeah, watching his high
Yeah, watching his high
Yeah, watching his high school film, he's one bad ass motherfucker. Hopefully he has been able to keep that style of play while getting stronger. And I trust that he's been paying attention to everything Molk did and said. He was given a good opportunity to learn under a stud.
For a' that, an' a' that,
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
December 15th, 2011 at 8:23 PM |
I think Molk has already
I think Molk has already
I think Molk has already crowned him by headbutting him before every game.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
December 15th, 2011 at 8:16 PM |
Urban
Urban
Urban sits when he pees... fag
December 15th, 2011 at 8:26 PM |
C'mon man
C'mon man
Hands off the dancers, or you will be asked to leave.
December 15th, 2011 at 9:00 PM |
Be sure to let us know the
Be sure to let us know the
Be sure to let us know the weather in Bolivia. Hear it's great this time of year.
For a' that, an' a' that,
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
December 16th, 2011 at 11:10 AM |
and he drinks....
and he drinks....
wine coolers!
I think he took the job because the head coaches office was stocked full of them
"close your mouth and open your mind" - Al Borges
December 15th, 2011 at 8:22 PM |
I just shed a tear!
I just shed a tear!
So awesome! I love that he told him to go away. What an awesome example of the power of Michigan. Kudos to Jack Miller for being a great host.
Look, Don't See Listen, Don't Hear The More You Engage, The Longer You Survive
December 15th, 2011 at 8:31 PM |
Cannot wait to see him wearing wings.
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
December 15th, 2011 at 8:48 PM |
Hey Urb...
Hey Urb...
December 16th, 2011 at 12:17 PM |
What's YOUR deal?
What's YOUR deal?
Yes, we've just cast "Jim Harbaugh, the Movie".
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 15th, 2011 at 9:50 PM |
Kalis for the win! Good to
Kalis for the win! Good to
Kalis for the win! Good to see the plague of Urban's myths is not infecting everyone.
December 15th, 2011 at 10:04 PM |
O-Line
O-Line
Just the thought of Kalis and Magnusson makes my Christmas that much better. Go Blue!
Carter, The Darter, The Human Torpedo!
December 15th, 2011 at 10:15 PM |
One nice thing
One nice thing
The Big Ten isn't known for oversigning or the "recruit at any cost" game like the SEC is. I have a feeling that in very short order Bilema, Dantonio and Pelini will actually be helping Michigan's recruting in that they'll be telling recruits, "Urban Meyer is a damned liar. Do not listen to a word that man tells you."
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
December 15th, 2011 at 11:56 PM |
I was watching Recruiting
I was watching Recruiting
I was watching Recruiting Nation on ESPNU earlier today - and I should have known nothing good would come of it since it's ESPN - and the analysts there were actually defending oversigning saying it can be good for both parties [the program and the players being recruited (!!!)] and the SEC practices in recruiting. The only one that talked some sense on the roundtable was a basketball recruiting analyst. It was embarrassing. I couldn't believe my ears.
For a' that, an' a' that,
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
December 16th, 2011 at 11:57 AM |
The more I read and hear
The more I read and hear
The more I read and hear about stuff like this, the more I think Fox needs to get of their arse and start protecting their investment - get their own personalities out there beefing up the Big Ten. CBS and ESPN are brutal.
December 16th, 2011 at 11:13 AM |
Dantonio has to be crushed
Dantonio has to be crushed
I don't know this for a fact, but I doubt Tressel messed with any of Dantonio's recrutis based on their history together.
"close your mouth and open your mind" - Al Borges
December 15th, 2011 at 10:51 PM |
Kalis is King. Long live the
Kalis is King. Long live the
Kalis is King. Long live the King!
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
December 15th, 2011 at 11:20 PM |
If that were David Molk,
If that were David Molk,
If that were David Molk, he wouldn't have said GTFO. Instead, he would've headbutted Urban Meyer out of his house through the living room window #actionsspeaklouderthanwords
December 15th, 2011 at 11:21 PM |
It's like when
It's like when
Tony the "mimbo" told George to "STEP OFF!" on Seinfeld. I LOVE this kid.
December 16th, 2011 at 1:28 AM |
Kyle Kalis
Kyle Kalis
The kid is Michigan, so is Strobel.
I can see Urban sitting there, asking Fickell and his staff all about Michigan's Ohio commits, asking them -- all smug like, tell me about these guys... And after Fickell and his staff rant and rave over how good they all are, Urban more than likely chuckled and thought; I'll get 'em to come home, you just watch. Urban then quickly found out that Kalis, Strobel, Bolden, Wilson, Williams, etc ... they weren't going to budge! Michigan was their final choice, and there isn't anything you can do, say, lie about .. that will break that bond that these recruits have made. To be honest, all of this isn't even about Ohio kids anymore, it's about Missouri (pipkins), it's about California (maggs), it's about Iowa (darboh), it's about Utah (houma), it's about Tennessee (bars), it's about Kentucky (clark) ... it's not about Urban F'N Meyer ... this is about MICHIGAN for godsakes!
December 16th, 2011 at 3:20 AM |
In ubs defense, they only
In ubs defense, they only
In ubs defense, they only offered strobel and Kalis.
December 16th, 2011 at 3:14 AM |
Nice,
Nice,
Go Blue!!!
December 16th, 2011 at 5:49 AM |
nice to know meyer cant get
nice to know meyer cant get
nice to know meyer cant get every recruit he wants. cutose to hoke and staff for creating an environment that kids want to be around.
kofine05
December 16th, 2011 at 9:06 AM |
Kalis tells Meyer
Kalis tells Meyer
To go shit in a cooler
December 16th, 2011 at 9:17 AM |
My Bologna
My Bologna
My bologna has a last name. It's MEYER...
Should we point instead of fist pump during the Victors?
December 16th, 2011 at 9:53 AM |
If every B1G coach was in a cage match, WWE style
If every B1G coach was in a cage match, WWE style
Think Hoke would go after Meyer first????
Steve Fisher is an Illinois State University alumnus and an Aries.
With guys like him, a good RB can become a great RB. Look at Wisconsin, they put a big O-line in front of Rivals 4* (33 overall RB) Montee Ball and made him the best in the nation.