Just wanted to say good luck on your surgery Brian!
this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Best wishes and hopes of a speedy recovery!
lol someone downvoted you for wishing the guy a speedy recovery? People on this blog need to chill a little.
More importantly, take care of yourself, Brian. We all wish you a speedy and full recovery.
Break a leg Brian! Uh no....wrong....
Good luck, and here's to a quick and full recovery.
Break a leg is for going on stage...but it isn't far off, it is a term wishing someone good luck.
Hope you recover quickly.
It does take place in a operating theater though.
May God be with the surgeons, guide their hands, protect you from infection, and give you a quick and full recovery. My guess is this is all happening right now, but my prayers are with you in the entire process.
Good luck, Brian.
I hope your surgery goes smoothly and your recovery is quick. You'd better hurry or the class may be full before you return.
Does anyone know how this will affect our scholarship numbers?
It all depends on whether they grant him a medical hardship for the year. Unfortunately, we won't know that for another couple of years.
Good luck Brian. Hopefully they'll grant you the medical redshirt for another year.
While the boss is away...
I call the fax machine!
He'll probably be on Vicodin or some other strong drugs, so we'll probably get a couple of 4,000 word essays on how "the bubble screen just FEELS right, ya know what I mean? I mean... shit, what was I talking about?"
Hopefully, all goes as planned and the MGoFounder is up and about as soon as possible again.
However, being practical, we do need to find out how many reps Ace has been getting in practice and see if he can assume the role for a few games.
Get well soon, Brian!
Are the proper MGoBlog transfer of power rules in place while our esteemed leader is under the influence of anesthesia? I haven't been notified about who's really in charge today. I should have checked into this before my last Beveled Guilt donation.
Speedy recovery to you, Brian.
p.s. Photoshop op: Brian munching on Yost pretzel remnant while in hospital gown on the surgical table. Mark Dantonio looming overhead with surgical mask, scrubs, and scalpel...and a wicked smile.
If Ace, Heiko, Seth, PGB, and ZL all drop while Brian is under the knife, I think I can claim ALL THE POWER!!!
All VIPs are currently on lockdown and heavily guarded:
- Heiko is in a bunker deep below Schembechler Hall.
- Ace is 40,000 feet somewhere over the Arctic Circle on MGoOne.
- Seth somehow procured a safehouse in Aruba for the next few weeks. I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that the collections for Hail To The Victors 2012 are somehow involved . . .
- BISB and I are sitting in front of our computers per usual. Apparently no protections were necessary - we are clearly expendable and not VIPs.
- Zone Left's whereabouts are unknown . . .
Where is "the party room" locked down?
Oh, he is currently sweeping streets in Bolivian. He took an all-expenses-paid trip there a few weeks back but was denied re-entry into the MGoCommunity. So, without a penny to his name and unable to return home, he was forced to seek gainful employment with the Bolivian Department of Sanitation where he is working his way up the ladder. His plan is to be assistant to the Manager of the DoS in 10-15 years and hopefully make enough money to get a new MGoUsername in the meantime. However, the $2/day wages are making it difficult and he is currently considering turning to prostitution to supplement his income . . .
ACL repairs are so much beter now than they were even 20 years ago. Recovery times are amazing. Here's to a successful surgery and a quick rehab.
(I will not let my petty-minded bitterness over the pace of medical innovation prevent me from wishing Brian a speedy recovery.)
Tore mine about 10 years ago. Was out of surgery and back home In a matter of hours. They wanted me walking as soon as I was physically able. Was cleared after physical therapy after about 4 months.
The surgery in question is Brian making half-good on his offer to give an arm and a leg to get Trey Burke to return to Michigan. The arm removal is scheduled for later this summer.
I'm feeling pretty glad that I reneged on my pledge to give my left... uh...
Kidney? Eye? Surely you don't mean your...
He meant left nipple.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Brian!
is as strong as I have ever seen, though the basketball coverage...I mean...O-line depth is still a bit worrisome.....
Speedy recovery Brian.
Peace be with you, Brian. Here's to a full and quick recovery.
What, no delegation letter? But how will I ever know who's in charge???
Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.
Any chance the blog Sabans him?
"Brian, we know you went through a lot, but you've got to realize it's a numbers thing. Rest up and we'll get you back on the team in the next class."
So does this mean no Unverified Voracity today? What a slacker!
...and about that Sugar Bowl UFR. When can we be expecting it?
But seriously, all the best to our fearless leader!
Hopefully it doesn't go anything like this:
It's an uncanny resemblance to Brian.
maybe with a few more years and a few more pounds of Sour Salty Bitter Sweet cooking.
At first I thought it was from Life of Brian, which would've been perfect, but then I remembered that it's from Meaning of Life. Oh well.
and a speedy recovery.
Best to you, Brian.
They're very refreshing.
May your surgery be as smooth as Jack Kennedy's rhymes.
or press conference vid from the anesthesiologist (with transcript)?
We should live-blog this.
We all expect a UFR on the surgical team's performance soon, preferably before the Spring Game UFR.
I think a Vicodin laced uncertified voracity would simply be tremendous.
Dammit auto correct - that should be unverified. Blurry eyes from annual check-up...
Brian, here's hoping that your surgery goes well and you are back in the game in record time.
This little vid by Weird Al seems approprate - can't embed.