Just heard from reliable source
Stonum had a ham sandwich at lunch today, and a side of baked beans, which have given him what the team is calling, "A Corner Repellent Field". Expect big things out of him for the next 8-12 hours, followed by one very big thing.
What have you heard from a reliable source lately?
August 19th, 2010 at 1:50 PM ^
is perfect weather to take your top off
your jeep
August 19th, 2010 at 2:00 PM ^
Mmmm - yeah - not cool enough here yet, so I have been driving with the windows open / off but the top still over my head.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^
For anyone with their mind in the gutter: 
(that's a jeep bikini top, strapless bikini if you want to get technical)
Maizenbluenc - what do you drive?
August 19th, 2010 at 2:11 PM ^
Or for the lazier ones, have the car put its own top down...
August 19th, 2010 at 2:13 PM ^
I'm still driving a '99 Wrangler Sahara. The thing has been flipped, smashed, and to hell and back, but still runs great.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:17 PM ^
A '08 Unlimited Rubicon. And f&$# Consumer Reports: it's an amazing vehical on trail and beach!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
One of the few American made vehicles that has withstood the test of time. When mine finally does die (which may not happen), I'll probably get another. New or used doesn't matter. I've roughed mine up enough to know that a used version will still work great.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^
Bought a '91 in 2003, drove it till i killed it (offroad water related death), bought a '98 that's was my DD, now a toy. It's an amazing vehicle... I just need to get offroad more!
August 19th, 2010 at 5:46 PM ^
'07 Sahara decked out in Michigan gear
August 19th, 2010 at 1:50 PM ^
That lebron is going to miami, new york and chicago
August 19th, 2010 at 1:50 PM ^
That I'm having lobster for dinner.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:51 PM ^
I heard that Oceania is at war with Eurasia!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:38 PM ^
CORRECTION: Oceania has ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^
NO OCEANIA IS AT WAR WITH EASTASIA. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:46 PM ^
AHHHH WE MISREAD THE BULLETIN!! OCEANIA IS AT WAR WITH EASTASIA AND EURASIA IS OUR ALLY
THE MINISTRY OF LOVE, OOPS I MEAN, THE DETROIT FREE PRESS WILL NOW PAY US A VISIT AHHHHH
August 19th, 2010 at 2:54 PM ^
The entire MGoCommunity shall now begin the 2-minute hate when Rosenberg appears on your screen
August 19th, 2010 at 2:57 PM ^
What are you talking about?!?!?! Rosenberg is a saint!!!!
I <3 DFP.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
Doubleplusungood.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:22 PM ^
Just so you know: at Michigan, the 2-Minute Hate is 15 minutes. I've been working out all summer, so 15 minutes is a piece of cake.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
August 19th, 2010 at 3:09 PM ^
for extremely large values of 2.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:51 PM ^
I was immediately going to neg this, but fuck it. Could be fun.
My reliable source inside the Tigers clubhouse has told me that Miguel Cabrera prefers Big League Chew over David's sunflower seeds.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:52 PM ^
I was immediately going to neg this, but fuck it.
I got ya.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:37 PM ^
in the Tigers clubhouse told me that Galaraga and Laird are going to have "make up catch".
August 19th, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^
A reliable source has informed me that the slice of rhubarb pie I am eating is delicious. PLEASE NOTE: this is unconfirmed. I repeat, it is UNCONFIRMED that my pie is delicious.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
Send a piece over...I'll confirm it.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^
I just had chicken pad thai so Stonum and I are going to be in the same boat in a little while except mine may burn a little bit more.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:16 PM ^
From No Thai?! B/c that food is just plain old delicious
August 19th, 2010 at 2:21 PM ^
Nope a place in GR.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^
A reliable source told me that Brian's mom doesn't want to know what I'm thinking about right now.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^
that there are free posbangs for everyone, that gets in the back of my windowless van.
and candy too!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:30 PM ^
ice cream truck driver that goes through the ghetto part of my area. Creepiest ice cream truck ever.
August 26th, 2010 at 9:58 AM ^
August 19th, 2010 at 1:56 PM ^
Does anyone else flinch when they see a title like this? I feel like a dog that's been beaten. I appreciate the levity of this post though.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:57 PM ^
Definitely flinched until I saw baked beans and then I put down the power drill.
August 19th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
puckering, yes.....
August 19th, 2010 at 1:57 PM ^
... what is the moniker for just clogging up the board and should not have been posted at all?
August 19th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
What's the moniker for not having a sense of humor?
August 19th, 2010 at 2:40 PM ^
The Moniker for not having a sense of humor is Michael Rosenberg. Also the moniker for not having a sense of honor, proportion, and judgement.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
August 19th, 2010 at 4:10 PM ^
Wow, you really brought it this time. I almost feel sorry for him.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:59 PM ^
no one really feels sorry for him.
Not even you.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:58 PM ^
I heard from a reliable source that Calvin McGee loves to eat and GERG loves to get haricuts. These rumors are NOT CONFIRMED.
August 19th, 2010 at 4:46 PM ^
To imply that his hair requires cutting is to imply that there could ever be a moment when his hair is not ideal. Gerg's hair is the Form of Hair in Plato's metaphysics. It is eternally perfect in all aspects of hairitude.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
I recently learned from a very reliable source with inside connections that a certain redshirt-sophomore woke up at 9:45 instead of his usual 9:30 and was late for team brunch. He has allegedly been stripped of his privilege of hashbrowns until he has earned the right to the full breakfast buffet.
Also just in, Coach Rod has refuted the notion that it was solely because of his late wakeup and that his stripped hashbrowns are due to a number of reasons, some of which are allegedly his bedtime habits and number of pizzas consumed between 7:30pm-12:15am during the summer.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
Unconfirmed, but some may not have been countable pizzas.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:08 PM ^
Confirmed: It was Domino's pizza
August 19th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^
It has been confirmed from the same reliable source that they were in fact from Domino's, but the question of if the reciepts were accurate as to whether they were pepperoni or cheese pizzas has yet to be confirmed.
This could be a major break in the 'situation.'
August 19th, 2010 at 6:12 PM ^
they were plain cheese pizzas, that would be very telling