Jumping the Shark: Why the MGoBoard is Unreadable

Submitted by CooperLily21 on

Everyone has their own special moments.  You know, the moment the light bulb goes on and you say to yourself:  "Self, the Board is absolutely unreadable now."

My special moment occurred yesterday morning when I just couldn't stop myself from checking the Board (dumb, I know).  My instant reaction?

 

YEEEEEHAW!  Doom, death, despair, Ignorance, insults, opinions galore! 

(I know, I know.  Cool story bro.  But I'm getting there.)

Tell me, MGoPeoples, when was your "Jump the Shark" moment?  Did it happen back during the post-Carr coaching search days?  The Fire Rodriguez days?  The Fire Borges days?  After Akron?  After UConn?  After Penn State?  This weekend?

 

Disclaimer:  This is not to say that we will never visit the board.  Its simply an open discussion so people can see why some regulars stop visiting the Board and adjust accordingly.  And for those of you that say "Good, stop reading. You're a douche bag anyway," I say "Fine, I will!"

 

Yeoman

November 4th, 2013 at 10:11 PM ^

Then you won't be surprised by the classy responses of certain readers to the news of the passing of Coach Funk's father.

I don't know how it can get any worse. I thought even trolls knew there was a line you didn't cross. Sorry you were on the wrong end of it; I feel a sort of collective guilt just for participating in a place where this kind of crap happens.

Paly33

November 4th, 2013 at 12:02 PM ^

On a positive note, this post has brought back old posters I haven't seen in a long time.  I too have stopped posting on this board because of how negative it has become.  I hope Brian will bring back self-moderation in the near future.  Until then, I will just skim the board and never get anything of substance out of it.

mejunglechop

November 4th, 2013 at 12:14 PM ^

After Hoke was hired the constant bitching back and forth between people who felt aggrieved that Hoke was not as readily embraced here as Rodriguez was and the people who defended Rodriguez til the end and beyond **cough** Section1 **cough** no, but seriously there were others too.

MGoBender

November 4th, 2013 at 12:16 PM ^

Dear mods:

Just delete shit.  Do it!  It will feel so good!  We don't need an explanation - just delete shit.  And by shit, I mean that: shit.  Trolling and emo trashing after a loss.

Bomb the shit out of people who make shitty, repetitive threads after losses.  Personally attack anyone: delete.  No explanation necessary.

Who cares if people get pissed, the board will be better for it and their traffic will be replaced by guys like me who used to post a lot and now just skim and search for something substantive.

a2_electricboogaloo

November 4th, 2013 at 3:57 PM ^

I think Seth is still modding.  Or at least he was at the beginning of the most recent Mod Action Sticky.  But now it looks like he has stopped (or just stopped posting on the Mod Action Sticky).

So yeah, I think it's just LSAClassOf2000 and JGB.  If we only have two mods we definitely need to add a few more.

justingoblue

November 4th, 2013 at 6:32 PM ^

It's me and LSA right now, and has been way more LSA than me the past few weeks. He deserves a lot of credit for that, by the way. BiSB helps out, Seth steps in sometimes and ZL mods when he has a free second.

I wouldn't be against another mod being added but I'm not sure who is both interested and would help on the whole. Getting someone just to get someone would be worse than being short-staffed. Not trying to say that poster doesn't exist, just that I would have to think about it.

mtlcarcajou

November 4th, 2013 at 12:23 PM ^

Lurked for quite a while, posted a bit, but now just lurk and have no wish to post (except now of course - oh the hypocrisy!). The PSU game reactions really struck me for their infantile absurdity and utter lack of thought, though it had been trending that way.

The RR end could be pretty nasty but the conversations generally came around to something looking like a quasi-reasonable debate, even if it ended in agreeing to disagree. It was interesting to read about other people's points of view; plus you could count on enough light-hearted stuff to keep perspective.

Now every thread seems to be reduced to a 'My-dad-can-beat-up-your-dad' level of argument, regardless of the topic. The message board is rapidly becoming maize and blue mirror of RCMB.

I read the articles here, Magnus' blog and Space Coyote's coaching threads at M&B, but after looking at a few message board posts to some of the topics am turned off by the mindless descent into thuggishness they become. I wish I could offer up a solution but don't know enough about it. 

DingleberryFinn.

November 4th, 2013 at 12:24 PM ^

This is the only topic I've felt worthwhile commenting in for some time now. There's always been some quality posters on this board: HisDudeness, clarkiefromcanada, Space Coyote, TIMAAAAAY, Don, DGDestroys, WolverineinLA2. Not to mention Magnus. There's definitiely a few more I'm forgetting. Props to these guys for actually contributing worthwhile commentary over the years. If only we had more sane posters like you folk.

I feel like most of the newcomers are absolute bullshit and dont contribute fuck all to this board. I truly believe these are the type of people that really don't have much else going on in their lives except for bitching on a sports blog. It's absolutely pathetic. You spend your days on this site pretending you know whats best for a bunch of 18-23 year olds as it pertains to the sport of football. You listen to people like Mike Mayock talk about players that are "quicker than fast" or "good gap responsibility" and think these wordings are somehow relevant to our team? This makes you an expert in disecting what's wrong with our offensive line, pass rushing, and whatever else you feel like bitching and moaning about.

Frankly, I'm not affiliated with this school in any way, shape, or form. I'm your classic 'Walmart Wolverine' supporter. I fucking love this school and the tradition that goes along with it. I'm not on here pretending to be knowledgeable in any sort of way like most of you asshats. Most of my comments pretain to the famous catchphrase my username so often uses.

As much as I would despise this, it's gotten to the point where there needs to be some sort of weeding our process with some of you degenerates. If I were Brian, I'd start making some sort of effort to get you all to pay a monthly charge. 

Fact is: the kids that play football for the University of Michigan were worthy enough to earn a scholarship. The coaches have enough credentials to be employed as part of the coaching staff. They've accomplished more than most of you ever will. That's the hilarious part of all this 'bad posting' going around. None of those that are affiliated with the University of Michigan football program give a shit about what you think. They don't have to. At the end of the day, you're the ones dedicating your time to watch them perform on the field, follow recruiting, etc.

BlueinTC

November 4th, 2013 at 12:34 PM ^

inconsistency, but all the bitching is getting ridiculous.  

Thiings we do know:

1. Coach Hoke is a quality individual who LOVES this school and is working his tail off to try and bring this program back to the desired level.  He's still dealing with a mix of 2 totally different personel - RR's and his.  His first recruits are only sophmores. Most sophmores don't have a significant impact, yet. Nobody is taking this harder then him.

2. Coach is recruiting not only quality players but quality young men, as well.  I, for one, do not  want to see this program pimp itself out in order to beat sparty or ohio.  The Stanford model should be our ultimate goal.  It can be done, but I think we need more time in order to accomplish that goal.  

3.  These coaches, kids and administration folks WANT to win.  It's not like they aren't working they're ass off to win.  I really liked the paralell someone posted yesterday to Coach B.  It's taken him 5 plus years, but look at where we are now.

If you let a college game bring you so far down that you have to be that unhappy, then you have a problem.  If you want to btich at players, do it to the pros who get paid to suck.  These kids are trying to work in a load of classes, as well.  

Relax.  it's all good.  You are part of a high quality program - be proud.

 

 

 

Frito Bandito

November 4th, 2013 at 12:42 PM ^

There was an episode of happy days where a guy Literally jumped over a shark... And it was the best episode

JHendo

November 4th, 2013 at 12:53 PM ^

I even went so far as to actually say the board had jumped the shark for me.

 

This was in Brian's board post where there was an issue with mgobloggers tweeting about a recruit (http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/apparently-i-have-say-treat-recruits-respect).  The fact that Brian was fighting bloggers and they were fighting back and users who didn't deserve it were being Bolivia'd was beyond ridiculous.  The board's been getting out of hand since it fractured into the Pro-RR and anti-RR sects a few years ago, but what happened on Sept. 24th was the breaking point for me.  I'm still here, and will continue to stay here, but I no longer believe anyone has any control over this board anymore.

 

 

Magnus

November 4th, 2013 at 1:08 PM ^

I started to get tired of reading the board when most of my comments started to get grayed out because there are some chuckleheads who negged all of them, regardless of content.

I have continued to tire of the board now that there's no modification system whatsoever.

HelloHeisman91

November 4th, 2013 at 1:31 PM ^

I never liked that mod system for this reason. It kept the board a little cleaner but I had to check what was in the gray box to see if it was something stupid or if it was just something someone disagreed with. The point system seemed kind of silly and fun at the time and I have grown to realize it was the best system for policing the board. I think the board was by far the best when that system was in place and I get feeling most others do too. I am starting to wonder if Brian hired a consultant that pointed out how much money that system was driving away from the board by running off clicks or something. This has been my go to place for M content for years and I have found myself looking for different outlets lately.

Yeoman

November 4th, 2013 at 3:03 PM ^

You could set your user preferences so that nothing was ever grayed out. I never used the filter and after a while I forgot it was even there--the points system was just a way to monitor the tone of the readership.

I think maybe that's the single biggest difference since it went away. It used to possible to register approval/disapproval with a single mouse click; now it requires a post. And the posts snowball.

Blarvey

November 4th, 2013 at 1:16 PM ^

I stopped going into game threads after the UConn game but still visit the site. I just really can't stand the negativity, but worse to me is the complete lack of perspective. All offseason was talk about how Devin could win the Heisman and be gone after this year, how Derrick Green was going to be the starter (I even remember reading people talk about how likely it would be for him to be gone after his junior year), and then at the first whiff of trouble there are 30+ FIRE BORGES threads.

mgobleu

November 4th, 2013 at 1:23 PM ^

I'm not saying the board is all roses lately, but the days when the WLA ran roughshod around here were dark, terrifying times. You'd get killed for saying literally anything, but you'd never know if it was tongue in cheek sarcasm or blatant miliant communism.

MikeCohodes

November 4th, 2013 at 1:28 PM ^

For me, a long time (pre-Horror) reader of the blog but only a poster here since last August, I noticed that I cut way back on participating in the comments ever since the moderation went away earlier this fall. At one point there's a month or so gap in my commenting, because the boards had gotten so toxic, where before I was commenting several times a day. I've found that I far more enjoy the conversations I have on Twitter with other mgousers there, as opposed to here on the boards, and as the season has progressed I've been spending more time talking about Michigan there than here.

I think things will be better after the season once they are able to fix the site upgrade and get user moderation back. Until then things are going to continue to be messy, and I don't envy our mods one bit with all the crap they've had to deal with this season.

jimtresselissatan

November 4th, 2013 at 1:31 PM ^

Long time reader, infrequent poster. The front page material is very good quality and usually interesting. But the mob mentality of many comments and many of the MGoBoard posts are stupid and RCMB like. Read a few board posts and comments Saturday night and left. I choose not to live my life being as miserable as some seem to be.

inthebluelot

November 4th, 2013 at 1:36 PM ^

against itself and RR. That's when I realized that we had become Sparty during Saban's tenure there. He told the fan base that they weren't tough enough and they chased him out of town. Of course, LSU money didn't hurt either. I see the same process playing out here, but it may take longer to recover because most of our fanbase is filled with arrogant and entitled assholes starting with DB.

Callahan

November 4th, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^

I can't pinpoint the date of shark jumping, but it was definitely this season. It just seems that the negativity has gone from simple grumbling about sports to srs bsness, mean-spirited anger. It's turned into MGoLive. The only thing missing are the Ron Paul comments. I really only read the board at times to look for certain commenters, like the OP, BISB, Space Coyote and some of the other long-timers. But even then, I follow most of them on Twitter so the incentive isn't really there for that either.

As far as self-moderation systems go, I didn't think the old one worked that well anyway. Much like Magnus described, God forbid you angered someone by having an opinion opposite of their's, Brian's (not that Brian was negging everyone, but his opinion carried more weight with the readership than it seems to today) or the mob's because you'd be negged into the ground. This was really apparent during RR's final season, when it was pretty clear it wasn't working, and was never going work. 

Perhaps a system where a certain "select" class of commenters were given voting privileges (points, time served, karma, whatever) would keep from simply squelching dissenters for the hell of it. 

M-Wolverine

November 4th, 2013 at 3:59 PM ^

It seemed like most weekends after a dong punch Brian was locking down the boards where you needed like 100 or 500 to post and 500 or 1000 to start threads, and no new sign ups those days (thus no opposing fan trolls). Which prevented a lot of hotheadedness that cooled by Monday.  Now that it's Hoke he doesn't seem to care if Rome burns. Instead of making mods delete 50 threads, he  could easily just make it so people aren't posting 50 dumb threads. But strangely it doesn't seem to bother him anymore.....

CooperLily21

November 4th, 2013 at 4:57 PM ^

He only locked it down after the mods asked him to do so (per his statement).  I am of the opinion that Brian rarely visits the Board.  He probably doesn't have a whole lot of time but, I mean, it is his board, man.  You'd think he'd frequent the Board and see what his fans and supporters are saying. 

(If he does pay attention then this comment is stupid and I'm an a--hole).

StephenRKass

November 4th, 2013 at 1:55 PM ^

See, I am  positive there will be no key coaching changes next year. (i.e., Hoke, Mattison, Borges.) Actually, I don't think there will be any coaching changes at all. And I'm one of the idiots who don't think there SHOULD be any changes. I believe the current coaching staff should get next year. I'm a broken record, but I expected this debacle given the RR OL recruiting.

The other thing is the negativity, courseness, crudeness, crassness, and snarkiness mean the board is no longer right for me to spend much time in, at least the posts.

I'm happy to read headlines, and know a bit of the latest news, but I can't stand to read posts from those raging and ripping on everything, from Brandon to the coaching staff to the players to the recruiting. I just can't do it.

Brian has often said that it is hardest to predict how OL recruits will turn out. They all know they're under the gun, but it won't start to turn around til next year, and won't really be right til the year after that. I really hope that Brandon and Hoke don't listen to AA Torch & Pitchfork.

fatbastard

November 4th, 2013 at 9:40 PM ^

I agree with you and as a long time contributor, who pretty much stopped reading and posting two years ago, and stopped by a few times this year, I'm astounded by how bad the comments have become.  Seriously.  It's sad, becuase I remember sensible comments from intelligent people.  For the most part that is no longer, and my reading and contribution has essentially ceased now.

93Grad

November 4th, 2013 at 2:20 PM ^

of the many failures over the last ten years or so.    It started with Tressel's dominance over Carr, which spread to bowl losses, then to the Horror, then to Martin's botched hiring, then it was the embarassing transition from Carr to RR, then Toledo and 3-9, then Stretch-gate, then the rise of Sparty, then Brandon's process and getting turned down again by the top coaching candidates.  That is a lot of crap for a fanbase to endure.

 

But then Hoke came along and said the right things and looked the part and he had a great first season so a lot of us thought that things were finally back to they way they were in the 70's-90's when most of us started watching Michigan football. 

 

Now that things appear to be going south again it is like we are all just clenched up waiting for the next dong shot and it is  frustating as hell. 

howmuch

November 4th, 2013 at 4:14 PM ^

...reading articles, posts, and comments.  I didn't create an account until recently and don't post that often.  That being said, I really miss the old pos/neg system and would be willing to take my chances w/ a low point count in order to see a higher grade of comments to articles.

I live in New Orleans now and the fans down here are lethal for a win that they don't like much less a single loss.  I said for years that I couldn't believe how upset LSU fans were week after week, win after win.  They would be so upset about winning, but not they way they wanted to win.  Then they would have a meltdown losing to a very good team.  I was glad that Michigan wasn't the same way for me but being out of state now all I have to go by is the comments on various sites and it looks like things are turning into how they are down here.  It's getting hard to stand.

WMUgoblue

November 4th, 2013 at 3:42 PM ^

When you come to the blog to check the afternoon or evening games open thread and literally every post is comparing a team to Michigan and how, "oh my god Illinois is beating Penn State and we couldn't even beat them (therefore Illinois > Michigan)." 

This literally happens every week and it just makes Saturday's almost unbearable because people want to be overly negative about our team at every possible opportunity, instead of just enjoying the games. 

GVBlue86

November 4th, 2013 at 4:53 PM ^

Definitely jumped the shark for me sometime after Hoke was hired. I think losing the point system was a big turning point. Maybe this place got too popular as well. I started reading shortly before Rich Rod was hired. I felt like I was almost part of a close knit community where everyone wanted to have level headed discussions about things, or share really funny stories. Most people got along just fine and it was totally different than any other message board site I had ever seen. It just doesn't feel that way anymore. I used to post almost daily. Now it is almost never.

moredamnsound

November 4th, 2013 at 6:57 PM ^

I stopped paying attention after people like me started inhabiting the calming shores of the MGoCommunity. I came in, thought I would make a joke here and there and this place turned into a bunch of people just trying to be funny. I realized what I had done, stopped posting, and left the memes to others. I never posted a picture of a meme, but I never contributed to real football conversation. This community does not need more people like me so I make myself scarce. However, I do still believe we need a new OC, and we need the point system of old. The point system that made me fear posting something stupid, the point system that made me really think about every post before posting. Good days.