spoiler alert: i linked this
Josh Garnett tweet of the year
Would love to see him come to Michigan!
I have lived in Columbus now for 21 years (yes, really), and love the attitude of the team, the coaches and all of these recruits... Whole new attitude!
Go Blue! Beat Ohio!
Spread offense is the Devil's work.
"EVERYTHING is the Devil with you, Mama!"
I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!
AND VICKY SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES AND I LIKED THEM TOO!
that goal line stand reminds of kovacs's against EMU.
isn't manball Amurrican capitalism in its most perfect form?
No, Comrade! The People's O-Line thundering across the steppes is no less than the armored might of the Glorious revolutionary T-34 tanks built by the engineering majors in the heart of our eutopian regime, crushing the decadent running-dog lackies of the West before them.
Great. Its the WLA all over again. Something about acting like my team is a bunch of commies makes my teeth itch. Better dead than red, I always say; Brady Hoke agrees...
Historica revisionism is practiced by all the Victors so this fits. The WLA was for spread as Communist Revolution in the B1G but now we're treating the spread as merely a pawn of capitalistic overlords that were trying to blunt the edge of the revolution.
Too soon? Have you felt the loss of Lil' Kim Jong in a close and personal way?
It kinda sounds like he and Magnuson are dating.
This will be mgotwitter.
Cool Tweet though!
Somewhat disappointed. "Its Michigan Fergodsakes" or nothing for me.
What is this 'State' he speaks of?
It's the second word in our arch rival's name.
they think 'ohio' is the second part and 'state' is the turd, i mean third
Can we knock off posting recruits twitter messages? I know this is a dead period, but it is a little weird and there really is nothing good that can come of doing so.
but you gotta admit that tweet is pretty funny. I don't mind seeing the occasional tweet in a recruiting thread but no need to make a new post someone tweets something
for asking these people stop posting recruits' tweets.
The Richardson thread is the stupid one.....this one seems like legitimately good news.
Calm Down Brah.
Normally I might agree with you, but this is one epic tweet.
That is fantastic! I hope this kid goes Blue but I'll be following him wherever he ends up. Great sense of humor and excellent taste (or distaste as the case may be).
i just went from 6 to midnight
to Michigan it will be fun. Hoke can get him and his boy magnuson a room with bunk beds. just think of all the room they will have for activities.
As long as they don't touch Hoke's drum set!!
Yea, look what happened to Shafer when he put his ballsack on RR's drumset.
I WAS WATCHING COPS!
I know for a fact that COPS doesn't start until 4!
The enemy of your enemy is your friend, Josh.
Can someone help me out? Jehu chesson senior tape is out. Mspeedkills twitter has the link. My phone is being a pain but my god this kid is amazing. The video really needs to be seen.
Here you go:
I thoroughly enjoyed that. Thanks to you both!
I'm just thinking about an o-line with the likes of lewan, garnett, kalis, and magnuson, and it makes me very happy.
I was just thinking about how I hadn't seen that movie in a long time. I think that's Carvey and Myer's best movie.
Also, it sure took you a long time to get that first post up... why you take so long?
Can he play basketball too? I thought all Garnetts were good at basketball.
This made my day
I'm not a gan of his choice in vocabulary, but I like his enthusiasm
He probably watches South Park and is referencing the biker episode where they take the word back. It also tracks the evolution of that word.
I knew it. We need to get Webster out here to explain to the rest of the board.
He's just saying they're just stickmen...
A little on the inappropriate side, sure, but when he's right, he's right.
us not reposting this tweet all the time. I know he's just a kid and on secondthought would probably not use that word. So there is no need to keep posting it.
to stop reading threads containing tweets from our recruits because it's making me actively dislike a growing number of our incoming freshmen.
I mean, his word choice is not ideal, but come on! Don't be a little baby about these things. I am sure you said some inappropriate words as a 17/18 year old.
1) Because I would love playing along side @erikmagnuson77, he's my bro and 2) I hate ohio!
I am not encouraged by his tweet. he doesn't list Michigan academics in his reasons and he has already stated that academics is more important to him than football. also I don't think his Michigan likes will overcome the sunshine and living on the west coast.
Thanks Kreskin...amazing insight you divined from a single innocuous tweet. I bet if someone tweets "Goodnight, world," you'd take it as a suicide note. Do me a favor, don't ever become a CIA analyst, you'll surely misinterpret Ahmoudinejad's grocery list for a missive ordering a nuclear strike and inadvertently cause WWIII. Or better yet, just stop looking at Twitter.
Speaking of sunshine, thanks for being so damned optimistic...
I'm starting to see that this board is going from nothing but Dunn threads to nothing but Garnett threads.. awesomesauce
Who is this Dunn you speak of?
"I'm committing to Michigan."
Isn't Garnett announcing next month? So I guess in actuality this would be the Garnett post of the Year.
"I'm committing to Michigan" is the Garnett Post of 2012 Year.
I won't complain.
Wow I think Josh Garnett is my new best friend.
Oh sweet baby jesus in a tuxedu shirt please commit to Michigan, I have a feeling Lewan can teach him to hate donkeys too.