Michael Scarn

August 12th, 2011 at 1:07 PM ^

I legitimately read this title and thought it was a joke/actual story about how Joe Pa is old enough that he genetically engineered the first onion.  I'm still going to pretend that's what it's about.

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August 12th, 2011 at 1:08 PM ^

I keep looking for the old Onion article in which it was explained that Joe Paterno was going to retire, and that his replacement as Head Coach would the bronze Joe Paterno statue that was in front of Beaver Stadium.