i can't help but think of all the clear endorsement opportunities for Denard with Jimmy John's-- you know- freakishly fast. Too bad that would burn his eligibility.
LONG OVERDUE
jimmy john's and denard
September 13th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
#1
jimmy john's and denard
September 13th, 2010 at 10:35 PM | 
Yet another thread about
Yet another thread about
September 13th, 2010 at 10:37 PM |
sorry, missed it i checked
sorry, missed it i checked
sorry, missed it i checked back, but i guess not far enough. my bad remove it then.
September 13th, 2010 at 10:45 PM |
I was just joking. I was
I was just joking. I was
I was just joking. I was going to say "Another Denard thread..." but then I tried to trick you. I guess my joke just wasn't funny.
Touchdown Michigan!
September 13th, 2010 at 10:49 PM |
Your joke was funny. Can you
Your joke was funny. Can you
Your joke was funny. Can you give the OP a little help though?
September 13th, 2010 at 10:41 PM |
awesome thread
awesome thread
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."
September 13th, 2010 at 11:59 PM |
Is that an ambulance-fish?
Is that an ambulance-fish?
Is that an ambulance-fish?
September 14th, 2010 at 12:02 AM |
Genetically enhanced dolphin
Genetically enhanced dolphin
to combat Rosenberg when he goes on his next rampage.
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."
September 13th, 2010 at 11:00 PM |
46% of the posts on the front
46% of the posts on the front
46% of the posts on the front page are about Denard.
13% are about Tacopants.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:10 PM |
it's getting to the point
it's getting to the point
where nothing original will exist to discuss by Wednesday
September 13th, 2010 at 11:16 PM |
Actually, the Denard
Actually, the Denard
Actually, the Denard percentage has probably declined. I'm planning on starting a series of threads on the likelihood of Denard moving to defense, Devin starting at punter, and Tate moving to announcer. Kennedy is a natural at the read option.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:24 PM |
OMG
OMG
"IF DENARD COULD PICK WHAT TYPE OF FISH HE WAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'D PICK?!"
"A DOLPHIN"
"NO DUDE THAT'S NOT A FISH"
"IT WOULD BE IF IT WAS A DENARD DOLPHIN"
"LOL YOU'RE SO RIGHT"
September 13th, 2010 at 11:11 PM |
We're playing Baby Seal U
We're playing Baby Seal U
We're playing Baby Seal U this week. Might as well get it out of our system now.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:30 PM |
Don't sleep on UMass too soon.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:45 PM |
Don't even joke about
Don't even joke about
Don't even joke about that.
A piece of my humanity would die if that happened.
The Horror was not so long ago...
Poetic metaphors for the 2010 season: The little boat of my intellect now sets sail, to course through gentler waters, leaving behind her a sea so cruel. -The Divine Comedy. Dante has finally left that cursed inferno.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:35 PM |
I disagree
I disagree
Though fast, Denard's name would be tarnished by the piss-poor/ shitty sub quality.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:41 PM |
What is wrong with you? Jimmy
What is wrong with you? Jimmy
What is wrong with you? Jimmy John's has the best subs by far. It goes Jimmy John's, Quizno's, Subway, Potbelly's. Mostly because Potbelly's subs tiny.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:57 PM |
Ailments?
Ailments?
I have epilepsy, athsma, a pacemaker, sleep apnea, allergies and slight color blindness. I'm 30. Jimmy John's IMO blows.
September 14th, 2010 at 1:56 AM |
+1 to you, sir
+1 to you, sir
Just in hopes of making you feel a little better.
They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.
September 14th, 2010 at 4:30 AM |
And to you +1
And to you +1
Right back at ya big guy!
September 13th, 2010 at 11:51 PM |
Obvious
Obvious
I think Denard's name would be tarnished by the slow service. #moardilithium
September 13th, 2010 at 11:49 PM |
adverts
adverts
I'd like to see him as a spokes person for Menard's. Save Big Money at DENARD's!
"that's one hell of a name son'" -Coach Fred Jackson
September 14th, 2010 at 12:49 AM |
It Wouldn't Work
It Wouldn't Work
Denard would always get there before the sandwich.
"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo
September 14th, 2010 at 1:57 AM |
He'd get really hungry waiting for it, too.
He'd get really hungry waiting for it, too.
And that's the way we want our Wolverines.
They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.
September 14th, 2010 at 12:49 AM |
Not gonna happen
Not gonna happen
Not that this is serious, but related to another thread Jimmy John's HQ is in champaign and the frachise gained traction around that area b/c of the school (Also @ the Eastern Ill campus). Illinois fans hate Michigan enough, it would reach head splodin' levels if a Michigan QB was the spokesperson
September 14th, 2010 at 4:45 AM |
He'd be a better spokeman for blue Koolaid...
He'd be a better spokeman for blue Koolaid...
A lot of people drinking it these last few weeks.
Yet another thread about Jimmy Johns.
Touchdown Michigan!