i can't help but think of all the clear endorsement opportunities for Denard with Jimmy John's-- you know- freakishly fast. Too bad that would burn his eligibility.
Yet another thread about Jimmy Johns.
sorry, missed it i checked back, but i guess not far enough. my bad remove it then.
I was just joking. I was going to say "Another Denard thread..." but then I tried to trick you. I guess my joke just wasn't funny.
Your joke was funny. Can you give the OP a little help though?
Is that an ambulance-fish?
to combat Rosenberg when he goes on his next rampage.
46% of the posts on the front page are about Denard.
13% are about Tacopants.
where nothing original will exist to discuss by Wednesday
Actually, the Denard percentage has probably declined. I'm planning on starting a series of threads on the likelihood of Denard moving to defense, Devin starting at punter, and Tate moving to announcer. Kennedy is a natural at the read option.
"IF DENARD COULD PICK WHAT TYPE OF FISH HE WAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'D PICK?!"
"NO DUDE THAT'S NOT A FISH"
"IT WOULD BE IF IT WAS A DENARD DOLPHIN"
"LOL YOU'RE SO RIGHT"
We're playing Baby Seal U this week. Might as well get it out of our system now.
Don't sleep on UMass too soon.
Don't even joke about that.
A piece of my humanity would die if that happened.
The Horror was not so long ago...
Though fast, Denard's name would be tarnished by the piss-poor/ shitty sub quality.
What is wrong with you? Jimmy John's has the best subs by far. It goes Jimmy John's, Quizno's, Subway, Potbelly's. Mostly because Potbelly's subs tiny.
I have epilepsy, athsma, a pacemaker, sleep apnea, allergies and slight color blindness. I'm 30. Jimmy John's IMO blows.
I think Denard's name would be tarnished by the slow service. #moardilithium
I'd like to see him as a spokes person for Menard's. Save Big Money at DENARD's!
Denard would always get there before the sandwich.
And that's the way we want our Wolverines.
Not that this is serious, but related to another thread Jimmy John's HQ is in champaign and the frachise gained traction around that area b/c of the school (Also @ the Eastern Ill campus). Illinois fans hate Michigan enough, it would reach head splodin' levels if a Michigan QB was the spokesperson
A lot of people drinking it these last few weeks.