Just face him towards a wall so he can claim that he didn't see shit.
Jim Tressel Bobblehead
I considered painting the vest walmart blue to match Woodley's Photoshop, but thought the Mgocommunity may have a better idea.
Also, get him a toy computer so he can email Saranik.
Tat him up man...come on.
Give him a Pinocchio (sp?) nose.
Maybe a heart, or a dollar sign, or "Ted Sarniak 354-4938".
I'm full of Shit, and I'm out of TP!
These are the reasons I love this site...great ideas. Keep them coming.
Paint the eyes red.
Get a Gordon Gee bobble head, cut if off at the knees, and then place it so his head is in front of JT's groin.
About getting him some super sweet rides too!! :D
How about a speech bubble that reads "I'll get right on that."
Step one: get yarn or some sort of string
Step two: get a hammer
Step three: tie the string to the hammer
Step four: attach other side of string to your ceiling
Step five: place bobblehead under hammer
Step six: get scissors and write NCAA on them
Step seven: cut string
Step eight: watch as the NCAA drops the hammer
featuring the LSUfreek cargate gifs, and a giant paper asterix for the bobblehead
Take it to a witch doctor and turn it into a voodoo doll..Then set it on fire . When its done burning piss on the ashes .....
I feel like the OP meant this all in good fun. There was nothing good or fun in your post.
sorry for that visual
Show him giving bobble head to Pryor while handing over the keys to a sweet barbie jeep
Return the Tressel Bobblehead and get Mr. Magoo. It is more fitting of the situation.
Find him a longer spring so he can hang his head in shame as he bobbles.
He needs his friend and confidant....Mr. Lawyer Bobblehead
Go to your local taxidermist and have them create a mount of a squirrel burying him. Add a winged helmet to the squirrel if you want to get cute with it.
That says "Feel free to ask Jim with a tap if he knows of any problems"
then line them up like this...