Jim Harbaugh is Santa Claus
December 13th, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^
Good thing they didn't have any young children there, because I would have totally outed Jim and made him take the wig off to get my kid a pic haha. He'd thank me one day.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^
I would venture to guess that JH is the most enthusiastic Santa known to mankind.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:27 PM ^
the real Santa Claus is hard to beat. He would be an amazing recruiter., No comparison to the other bagmen out there.
December 13th, 2017 at 5:48 PM ^
December 13th, 2017 at 3:06 PM ^
December 13th, 2017 at 3:06 PM ^
Santa Claus: Comes down your chimney while you're sleeping, leaves you presents, leaves.
Harbaugh Claus: Comes down your chimney, wakes up you and your siblings, makes you all run laps. Fastest gets best presents.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:52 PM ^
everyone has to eat steak and drink milk!
December 13th, 2017 at 7:11 PM ^
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December 14th, 2017 at 10:11 AM ^
and then climb a tree
December 13th, 2017 at 3:08 PM ^
There's competition and meritocricy on his transportation team. There's a new kid with a red nose who is turning heads and has proven to be a real leader.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:10 PM ^
does that make urb krampus?
December 13th, 2017 at 8:20 PM ^
December 13th, 2017 at 3:10 PM ^
with the cookies this year, kids. Don't F it up at crunch time.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:11 PM ^
my parents ruined my childhood. All this time I thought it was some boring fat man in a red suit.
December 13th, 2017 at 4:48 PM ^
Hoke doesn't wear red.
(too soon?)
December 13th, 2017 at 3:13 PM ^
Well, I guess we've finally answered the question of "what would make Harbaugh wear something besides khakis"
December 14th, 2017 at 3:57 AM ^
Highly unfortunate. I was hoping he'd rock a Santa suit with khakis.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:28 PM ^
Let's all pump the brakes on Santa a bit. The elves are working hard at the North Pole and sooner or later you'll probably get that new bicycle or Nintendo Switch but really we could be a Christmas away. Dasher and Prancer have graduated and though we have potential replacements coming off redshirt, they are unproven and it's a difficult schedule with many European and Latin American children expecting gifts. And these new transfers from Ole Schwartzwald could help, but they are no panacea.
/s
December 13th, 2017 at 3:28 PM ^
Hoke would have been the best Santa ever. EVER.
December 13th, 2017 at 3:40 PM ^
You'd have to leave out donuts instead of cookies...
December 13th, 2017 at 8:06 PM ^
December 13th, 2017 at 4:01 PM ^
Santa in short sleeves and no headset isn't appealing to me...
December 13th, 2017 at 6:53 PM ^
And I'd rather not have a Santa who's aware, but not fully aware.
December 13th, 2017 at 8:25 PM ^
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December 13th, 2017 at 4:45 PM ^
Whistle and khakis are under the jolly man suit.
December 13th, 2017 at 8:57 PM ^
December 13th, 2017 at 4:04 PM ^
Makes sense to me. Coach is a great guy, and he's been developing the Santa belly too!
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December 14th, 2017 at 2:39 AM ^
This is a dream come true to see. If we made a thread of the crazy things we wanted to see Harbaugh do as Michigan's head coach after his hiring, being Santa would be on there. Once we got past the obvious "winning" answers, this could be a possible suggestion.
December 14th, 2017 at 11:04 AM ^
here. Harbaugh too busy playing santa claus, traveleing to Italy, tweeting, and doing sleepovers. Derp, derp