Firstbase

November 10th, 2017 at 8:29 PM ^

... touché! Well done! I'm certain my Wolverine-died hair will eventually arouse a woman before I'm too old for the Viagra to still work its magic. Then, and only then, will I change my Avatar to HomeRun.

Joined: 09/30/2009

MGoPoints: 9374

Aged Wolverine 68

November 11th, 2017 at 8:22 AM ^

on how nice the ring he bought her was.

 

If it come from a bubble gum machine, he has already been introduced the married man's best friend: The sofa.

 

Like other married men before him, he will spend many nights on it over the yrs. Like the night he comes home drunk, and pisses all over the bathroom floor. Or the night he doesnt think she can hear him, and he lets loose on how he really feels about his in laws, or her best friend.

 

Yes indeed, welcome to married land, young man. As Ralphie May said: One bag and no BJs allowed over there.

Joined: 08/27/2015

MGoPoints: 70

HAIL-YEA

November 11th, 2017 at 2:44 AM ^

The guys 26 or 27 years old, he is in excellent shape,makes 6 figures with a kind of pretigious job and is a minor celebrity. Oh yeah, his family is rich and his last name is Harbaugh, which makes him royalty in AA. I haven't seen what his wife looks like, but how hot could she possibly be that Jay outkicked his coverage? Plenty of people are doing better than him and he is a ginger but still, the kid has some things going for him wouldn't you say?

Joined: 07/15/2009

MGoPoints: 10810

ghostofhoke

November 10th, 2017 at 6:38 PM ^

Kid has the world in his hands. Ran into him at MDen before the Mich State game. There was this brunette smoke show in tight leggings with an adorable little Silver Weimaraner puppy (as if she needed to get more attention). She looked like she was waiting for someone. I was playing with the puppy while waiting for my buddy to get some stuff when i hear “honey you ready to go?” I look up and there is Jay Harbaugh. They couldn’t have been nicer, didn’t expect him to be paying retail at MDen for gear though, that seemed odd.

Joined: 11/21/2014

MGoPoints: 8562

reshp1

November 10th, 2017 at 11:25 PM ^

On the Harbaughs' podcast this week Jim had a funny story about the mother in law visiting from Puerto Rico. She didn't know anything about football but they put her up in the press box to watch the Minnesota game. After Higdon and Evans ran wild on Minn, they told her Jay was coaching them. Her response was "I think Jay deserves a raise."

Joined: 10/31/2011

MGoPoints: 34177