Happy birthday, Jalen. I can't believe you are that old because of how old that makes me. 40? Really? Youth is wasted on the young.
Patrick Hruby is doing God's work.
Jalen Rose turns 40 today
January 30th, 2013 at 3:55 PM
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Jalen Rose turns 40 today
January 30th, 2013 at 3:58 PM | 
damn i'm old.
damn i'm old.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:05 PM |
Damn
Damn
...you beat me to it. Fab 5 arrived on campus my first year of law school.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
January 30th, 2013 at 4:28 PM |
Whoa, you ARE old! I was
Whoa, you ARE old! I was
Whoa, you ARE old! I was only in college at that time.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 30th, 2013 at 5:08 PM |
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
Well...your mother is a lovely woman with only moderate cooking skills. Take that!
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
January 30th, 2013 at 5:46 PM |
Harsh
Harsh
Take that back
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
January 30th, 2013 at 6:10 PM |
*slouches, looks at feet*
*slouches, looks at feet*
Sorry. I take it back. His mother's cooking skills exceed the median ability of those whose cuisine I have sampled.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
January 30th, 2013 at 5:52 PM |
Oh yeah? Well your mother is
Oh yeah? Well your mother is
Oh yeah? Well your mother is so fat that she is able to fit into her old size 4 wedding dress!
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 30th, 2013 at 4:04 PM |
If I look that good at 40, I
If I look that good at 40, I
If I look that good at 40, I really don't think my wife will ever leave me.....
January 30th, 2013 at 4:06 PM |
May not matter
May not matter
I tried to look as old as possible and my wife still wouldn't leave me.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
January 30th, 2013 at 4:07 PM |
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Jalen Rose
January 30th, 2013 at 4:11 PM |
Jalen was on ESPN analyzing
Jalen was on ESPN analyzing
Jalen was on ESPN analyzing why how M got back to the top of the rankings a couple days ago.
His reason? We're back to recruiting our neighborhood - Detroit and Flint.
Michigan currently has 1 player from Detroit (Morgan), 1 player from Kzoo (Person) and 2 from the burbs (Horford, Grand Ledge; Akunne, Ann Arbor).
Forgive me, but I really don't like Jalen that much. If he can't be bothered to know the roster of his alma mater that is ranked #1, then I find it tough to consider him anything more than an ill-informed talking head.
CoE Class of 2007
January 30th, 2013 at 4:15 PM |
So you don't wish him a happy
So you don't wish him a happy
So you don't wish him a happy birthday?
The Team, The Team, The Team.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:16 PM |
He's wrong, but right
He's wrong, but right
The current roster doesn't have much Detroit/ Flint kids, but it should soon.. There's a lot of talent coming up in Michigan high schools. Belien will be all over that.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:23 PM |
But, we are recruiting our
But, we are recruiting our
But, we are recruiting our backyard. It doesn't mean that we will land those players. In his podcast, he mentioned that Izzo had a strangle hold on in-state recruiting and our return to the top also comes with loosening the hold that Izzo had on Michigan recruits.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
January 30th, 2013 at 4:12 PM |
Wait, I share a birthday with
Wait, I share a birthday with
Wait, I share a birthday with Jalen Rose? That's awesome!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get into a land war with Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!
January 30th, 2013 at 4:22 PM |
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
January 30th, 2013 at 5:14 PM |
Happy
Happy
Birthday Mr Jalen!
January 30th, 2013 at 4:33 PM |
Your avatar just made me
Your avatar just made me
Your avatar just made me think of this classic highway exit in Troy, MI:
Good times.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 30th, 2013 at 6:58 PM |
...I injured my jaw
...I injured my jaw
in the battle at Big Beaver...
" Listen... do you smell that? "
- Dr. Ray Stantz / Ghostbusters
January 30th, 2013 at 7:26 PM |
Ah, Colonel Angus - he led
Ah, Colonel Angus - he led
Ah, Colonel Angus - he led the cleanest shaven brigade south of the Mason Dixon.
The swag is back.
January 30th, 2013 at 5:37 PM |
And Izzo.
And Izzo.
And Izzo.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:13 PM |
Sheesh now I feel even
Sheesh now I feel even
Sheesh now I feel even MgrowOlder than I normally do.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:29 PM |
About time you got an
About time you got an
About time you got an attractive picture of your wife in your avatar.
The swag is back.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:50 PM |
Why thanks Butterfield. Nice
Why thanks Butterfield. Nice
Why thanks Butterfield. Nice of you to notice.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:29 PM |
Lordy lordy, look who's forty!
Lordy lordy, look who's forty!
Happy b-day Jalen.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:36 PM |
No, no, no. Jalen and the
No, no, no. Jalen and the
No, no, no. Jalen and the left-overs from the Fab-Five were Juniors when I was a Freshman at UofM. So if he's 40, then that would make me 38 which is not ..... Oh, shit. I turn 38 in 2 weeks.
To all you young kids out there: No matter what anyone tells you... drink as much as you want, nail as many women as you want, and rack up all those credit cards travelling the world and buying UM bowl tickets. You are only young once.
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Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
January 30th, 2013 at 4:51 PM |
whoa Whoa WHOA!!!!
whoa Whoa WHOA!!!!
I'm with you in spirit but your advice should be amended slightly:
Absolutely drink, but avoid getting fucked up.
Nail as many women as you want - AMEN. Avoid dating at all costs.
GO to the games. Football, basketball, baseball, hell even take in a meet at Canham.
Take in the campus, fill it with positive memories - God I miss that entire place.
DO NOT rack up debt, my bill for Michigan was $24k/yr. Pay off your shit and save the world trips till after you are done with kids.
January 30th, 2013 at 5:51 PM |
Go to Ashley's
Go to Ashley's
Often
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
January 30th, 2013 at 4:46 PM |
Impossible!
Impossible!
That would make me 35, and I am at most 18.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
January 30th, 2013 at 4:49 PM |
Happy Birthday, Jalen!
Happy Birthday, Jalen!
Happy Birthday, Jalen!
I was in the early portion of high school during the Fab Five period actually, and came to Michigan at then end of the Fisher regime. I still have a collection of programs and photos from those seasons though. I hope my body has some sort of renaissance and I look that good in 5 years when I turn 40.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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January 30th, 2013 at 4:59 PM |
Feliz Cumpleanos Senor Rosa!
Feliz Cumpleanos Senor Rosa!
Feliz Cumpleanos Senor Rosa!
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'.
January 30th, 2013 at 5:00 PM |
HE IS SO OLD
HE IS SO OLD
HE IS SO OLD
January 30th, 2013 at 5:50 PM |
Well...
Well...
Well, I know how Jalen feels...I was in his class. Ugh.
neoavatara.com/blog
January 30th, 2013 at 6:42 PM |
My main man...
My main man...
Happy BDay J. Rose!
If I say a duck can pull a truck, shut up and hook the sucka up!
January 30th, 2013 at 7:09 PM |
Happy Birthday Jalen
Happy Birthday Jalen
You young whippersnapper.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:47 PM |
It seems like just yesterday
It seems like just yesterday
It seems like just yesterday that he wiped his ass on the S at Breslin.
Beer me 5:30
January 30th, 2013 at 8:08 PM |
Who is Jalen Rose?
Who is Jalen Rose?
I kid, I kid...wow I am old now. How soon until one of the Fab Five or '97/'98 championship team members has a kid going to play for Michigan?
Oh...and happy b-day Mr. Rose!
January 30th, 2013 at 8:50 PM |
Juwan's son
Juwan's son
Plays for Western.
And Glenn Robinson is a contemporary.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 30th, 2013 at 9:04 PM |
Thanks
Thanks
Is Juwan's son any good? I guess they started earlier than I did!
January 30th, 2013 at 10:09 PM |
Well, he plays for Western.
Well, he plays for Western.
So not as good as his dad, but a hell of a lot better than me.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 30th, 2013 at 10:31 PM |
Better than...
Better than...
...Scalabrine?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:52 PM |
I gotta be honest, I had
I gotta be honest, I had
I gotta be honest, I had always thought Jalen Rose was the thug of the Fab Five. I thought he would leave early for the NBA (he did) and we would never hear from him again.
I'm pleased to be so wrong. He has turned out to be strong supporter of the University and a great, if outspoken, ambassador for Michigan. He is an asset to the program, with or without the Fab Five background.
Plus, he's just plain fun to listen to on basketball broadcasts.
M'Dog
January 30th, 2013 at 10:50 PM |
Because I know he will read
Because I know he will read
Because I know he will read this, happy birthday Jalen!!
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
damn i'm old.