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Jake Ryan (...looks like the movie version of Thor but is not Thor bc Will Campbell is Thor)

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
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Jake Ryan (...looks like the movie version of Thor but is not Thor bc Will Campbell is Thor)

...is Thor!

  

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
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Title.....sucks

Title.....sucks

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
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No he is not...

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
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That subject is inflammatory and could lead to elevated heart!

rates. Why, oh why, can't you just go with the flow?

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
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Seriously, I had a mild issue

Seriously, I had a mild issue going on when i first saw the thread title.

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August 14th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
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Why, oh why, can't you just

Why, oh why, can't you just go with the flow?

My mane issue was abbreviating because with bc.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
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...Jake Ryan

...Jake Ryan

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
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...Matt Damon

...Matt Damon

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
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August 14th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
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I was waiting for that reply

I was waiting for that reply to my post. You sir win the prize!

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
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But... then what is Big Will

But... then what is Big Will Campbell?

Also, i thought think the thread title is illegal.  If it's not illegal, then it's frowned upon, like...

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
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Not only is this a nice

Not only is this a nice title, brah, but its content is swell as well!

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
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Gee whiz...

It's groovy of you to offer such psychedelic praise! 

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
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Copy and Paste

What should I title my threads?

Please make your thread titles as informative as possible: "Justin Feagin" is bad. "Justin Feagin leaving the team?" is good.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
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Point taken...

Perhaps something like this would have been better:

"Enclosed:  Photo image attempting to depict similarities in appearance between Jake Ryan (a current Michigan football player) and the most recent Hollywood iteration of THOR. Not designed to be a serious analytical treatise, but rather a tongue-in-cheek comparison designed to evoke mild Pavlovian emotional responses."

 

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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Orrrrrr

Orrrrr "Jake Ryan is THOR!!!"

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
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If you really got the point,

If you really got the point, then why don't you change the title?

I need to take my nitro.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
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Nice to know we have one of

Nice to know we have one of Earth's mightest defenders on our defense.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
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He could use the facial hair,

He could use the facial hair, though.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
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No.

No.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
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Good to know I'm not the only

Good to know I'm not the only worrier on the board today.  I saw the title and my stomach dropped imaging all sorts of horrible info inside.  Seems awfully close to the illfated "LQ Commits" thread not long ago.

 

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
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Jake Ryan...

...has flow

...But he is not Thor...

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
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You need to.....

change the title.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
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Jake Ryan.... Enjoys scrap

Jake Ryan.... Enjoys scrap booking...

Jake Ryan....Likes Meatballs....

Jake Ryan...Drives a Dodge Stratus 

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
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well played

i too drive a dodge stratus and therefore cannot be spoken to in a disrespectful tone.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
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Jake Ryan's Stratus

It does not get you any respect.

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
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I beg to disagree. My wife

I beg to disagree. My wife owned one when I first met her. It was in constant need of repair. The repairs were very labor intensive. After one day at the garage, the mechanic that owns the place, takes me aside and tells me that the Stratus is basically one of the worst engineered cars out there. It has too many faults to list. He says to me, "Please go buy another car, I hate to see you coming in here so often." Starts to walk away but then turns and thanks me for helping get his kids through college.

 

Moral of the story: Do not buy a Dodge Stratus, if you have one, sell ASAP.

 

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
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For reference....

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August 14th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
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Beat me to it

Love this SNL skit so much.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
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At first I was like damn, I

At first I was like damn, I hope he's not injured..

But it turned out only to be a bad thread title.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
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August 14th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
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he has a porsche

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
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But...

It was only a 944. one of the least cool Porsches ever.

Yes, still a Porsche... as much as a front engined 4 cylinder car is a Porsche.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
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In that case

He should get some ibuprofen.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
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Or thome athpirin.

Or thome athpirin.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
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Bruce Wayne... is batman.

Bruce Wayne... is batman.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
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More like

Jake Ryan...is DJ from Full House.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
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I changed your title so

I changed your title so people would know what's in the thread before clicking. Another word for "illiciting Pavlovian responses" is "trolling." Don't do that.

Also: Will Campbell is Thor. We have a tag for that: http://mgoblog.com/category/tags/will-campbell-thor

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
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Jake Ryan is... a male Julia

Jake Ryan is... a male Julia Stiles.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
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If Julia Stiles had flow.

If Julia Stiles had flow.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
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Ronda Rousey is a male Julia Stiles

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
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Except.... I would...she can

Except.... I would...she can Julia Stiles me anytime.

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August 17th, 2012 at 4:27 AM
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Not an ounce of Julia Stiles

She looks hot until you see her in the cage.   She would beat Thor and Ryan in a cage by breaking his arm.

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
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Posbang

Posbang . . . only because Seth changed your title for you. Nice picture of Jake Ryan and Thor, though.

Since Thor is already taken by BWC, how about Legolas?

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
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no, because I'm still not over it.

No LOTR characters because I am still bitter that no one agreed with me that RVB was Eomer.

 

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
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Ooh

Maybe Jake Ryan as Eomer?

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
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I thought that was Steve

I thought that was Steve Everitt.

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August 14th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
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No, Steve Everitt is Brady Hoke's Pet Viking

I know, this gets tough. They should list them in the roster correctly in the first place.

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August 14th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
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If Jake Ryan had a beard,

If Jake Ryan had a beard, maybe.

Oh lordy, the possibilities if Jake Ryan grew out a beard.

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
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His hair is glorious! Almost

His hair is glorious! Almost Samson like.

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
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I bet this year's team

is all they're talking about around the barber shops these days.  Nyuck nyuck

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August 14th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
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Well this got weird quick.

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August 14th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
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Wait

I thought BWC was Bo Duke?

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