Jake Ryan (...looks like the movie version of Thor but is not Thor bc Will Campbell is Thor)

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Jake Ryan (...looks like the movie version of Thor but is not Thor bc Will Campbell is Thor)

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:08 PM | Title.....sucks (Score:5 Normal)
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Title.....sucks

August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM | No he is not... (Score:5 Normal)
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You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM | That subject is inflammatory and could lead to elevated heart! (Score:5 Normal)
LB
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rates. Why, oh why, can't you just go with the flow?

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

August 14th, 2012 at 12:11 PM | Seriously, I had a mild issue (Score:3 Insightful)
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Seriously, I had a mild issue going on when i first saw the thread title.

Touchdown Michigan!

August 14th, 2012 at 3:11 PM | Why, oh why, can't you just (Score:2)
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Why, oh why, can't you just go with the flow?

My mane issue was abbreviating because with bc.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM | ...Jake Ryan (Score:2 Normal)
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...Jake Ryan

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:03 PM | ...Matt Damon (Score:5 Normal)
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...Matt Damon

August 14th, 2012 at 1:41 PM | (No subject) (Score:4 Normal)
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"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

August 14th, 2012 at 2:17 PM | I was waiting for that reply (Score:2 Normal)
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I was waiting for that reply to my post. You sir win the prize!

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM | But... then what is Big Will (Score:2 Normal)
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But... then what is Big Will Campbell?

Also, i thought think the thread title is illegal.  If it's not illegal, then it's frowned upon, like...

Touchdown Michigan!

August 14th, 2012 at 12:10 PM | Not only is this a nice (Score:3 Normal)
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Not only is this a nice title, brah, but its content is swell as well!

August 14th, 2012 at 12:16 PM | Gee whiz... (Score:-1 Overrated)
August 14th, 2012 at 12:12 PM | Copy and Paste (Score:5 Normal)
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What should I title my threads?

Please make your thread titles as informative as possible: "Justin Feagin" is bad. "Justin Feagin leaving the team?" is good.

 

August 14th, 2012 at 12:24 PM | Point taken... (Score:0 Normal)
August 14th, 2012 at 12:25 PM | Orrrrrr (Score:5 Normal)
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Orrrrr "Jake Ryan is THOR!!!"

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:30 PM | If you really got the point, (Score:5 Normal)
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If you really got the point, then why don't you change the title?

I need to take my nitro.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:14 PM | Nice to know we have one of (Score:1)
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Nice to know we have one of Earth's mightest defenders on our defense.

Semper Fidelis

August 14th, 2012 at 12:15 PM | He could use the facial hair, (Score:2 Normal)
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He could use the facial hair, though.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:19 PM | No. (Score:5 Normal)
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No.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:20 PM | Good to know I'm not the only (Score:3 Normal)
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Good to know I'm not the only worrier on the board today.  I saw the title and my stomach dropped imaging all sorts of horrible info inside.  Seems awfully close to the illfated "LQ Commits" thread not long ago.

 

 

 

August 14th, 2012 at 12:22 PM | Jake Ryan... (Score:3 Normal)
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...has flow

...But he is not Thor...

August 14th, 2012 at 12:23 PM | You need to..... (Score:2 Normal)
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change the title.

When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....

August 14th, 2012 at 12:29 PM | Jake Ryan.... Enjoys scrap (Score:5 Normal)
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Jake Ryan.... Enjoys scrap booking...

Jake Ryan....Likes Meatballs....

Jake Ryan...Drives a Dodge Stratus 

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:37 PM | well played (Score:3 Normal)
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i too drive a dodge stratus and therefore cannot be spoken to in a disrespectful tone.

 

I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:42 PM | Jake Ryan's Stratus (Score:4 Normal)
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It does not get you any respect.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 14th, 2012 at 1:21 PM | I beg to disagree. My wife (Score:1)
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I beg to disagree. My wife owned one when I first met her. It was in constant need of repair. The repairs were very labor intensive. After one day at the garage, the mechanic that owns the place, takes me aside and tells me that the Stratus is basically one of the worst engineered cars out there. It has too many faults to list. He says to me, "Please go buy another car, I hate to see you coming in here so often." Starts to walk away but then turns and thanks me for helping get his kids through college.

 

Moral of the story: Do not buy a Dodge Stratus, if you have one, sell ASAP.

 

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:48 PM | For reference.... (Score:3 Normal)
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"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

August 14th, 2012 at 4:42 PM | Beat me to it (Score:1)
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Love this SNL skit so much.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:31 PM | At first I was like damn, I (Score:4 Normal)
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At first I was like damn, I hope he's not injured..

But it turned out only to be a bad thread title.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:33 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Funny)
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August 14th, 2012 at 12:48 PM | he has a porsche (Score:5 Normal)
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August 14th, 2012 at 1:46 PM | But... (Score:3 Normal)
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It was only a 944. one of the least cool Porsches ever.

Yes, still a Porsche... as much as a front engined 4 cylinder car is a Porsche.

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

August 14th, 2012 at 12:36 PM | In that case (Score:3 Normal)
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He should get some ibuprofen.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 14th, 2012 at 12:38 PM | Or thome athpirin. (Score:3 Normal)
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Or thome athpirin.

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:37 PM | Bruce Wayne... is batman. (Score:4 Normal)
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Bruce Wayne... is batman.

Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:42 PM | More like (Score:2)
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Jake Ryan...is DJ from Full House.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:45 PM | I changed your title so (Score:5 Normal)
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I changed your title so people would know what's in the thread before clicking. Another word for "illiciting Pavlovian responses" is "trolling." Don't do that.

Also: Will Campbell is Thor. We have a tag for that: http://mgoblog.com/category/tags/will-campbell-thor

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August 14th, 2012 at 12:45 PM | Jake Ryan is... a male Julia (Score:4 Normal)
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Jake Ryan is... a male Julia Stiles.

August 14th, 2012 at 12:51 PM | If Julia Stiles had flow. (Score:2)
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If Julia Stiles had flow.

Touchdown Michigan!

August 14th, 2012 at 12:59 PM | Ronda Rousey is a male Julia Stiles (Score:1 Overrated)
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August 14th, 2012 at 1:10 PM | Except.... I would...she can (Score:4 Normal)
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Except.... I would...she can Julia Stiles me anytime.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

August 17th, 2012 at 4:27 AM | Not an ounce of Julia Stiles (Score:1)
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She looks hot until you see her in the cage.   She would beat Thor and Ryan in a cage by breaking his arm.

...just one man's opinion.

 

August 14th, 2012 at 1:02 PM | Posbang (Score:3 Normal)
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Posbang . . . only because Seth changed your title for you. Nice picture of Jake Ryan and Thor, though.

Since Thor is already taken by BWC, how about Legolas?

"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." Vince Lombardi

 

August 14th, 2012 at 1:18 PM | no, because I'm still not over it. (Score:2)
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No LOTR characters because I am still bitter that no one agreed with me that RVB was Eomer.

 

 

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:24 PM | Ooh (Score:2)
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Maybe Jake Ryan as Eomer?

Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.

August 14th, 2012 at 1:40 PM | I thought that was Steve (Score:1)
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I thought that was Steve Everitt.

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August 14th, 2012 at 3:18 PM | No, Steve Everitt is Brady Hoke's Pet Viking (Score:3 Normal)
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I know, this gets tough. They should list them in the roster correctly in the first place.

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August 14th, 2012 at 2:14 PM | If Jake Ryan had a beard, (Score:2)
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If Jake Ryan had a beard, maybe.

Oh lordy, the possibilities if Jake Ryan grew out a beard.

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August 14th, 2012 at 1:11 PM | His hair is glorious! Almost (Score:1)
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His hair is glorious! Almost Samson like.

August 14th, 2012 at 1:46 PM | I bet this year's team (Score:2)
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is all they're talking about around the barber shops these days.  Nyuck nyuck

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