so much for that
Jake Ryan is kind of a bully (GIF)
November 4th, 2012 at 12:50 AM
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Jake Ryan is kind of a bully (GIF)
November 4th, 2012 at 12:58 AM | 
I also just found this one in
I also just found this one in
November 4th, 2012 at 10:05 AM |
That would be an AP caption
That would be an AP caption
To an AP photo
November 4th, 2012 at 10:48 AM |
Look at the next picture
Look at the next picture
In the next picture in ESPN's gallery, Jordan Kovacs (whose name is clearly visible) is referred to as "Michigan (sic) Lamonte Edwards".
November 4th, 2012 at 10:54 AM |
Did they get a picture of
Did they get a picture of
Did they get a picture of Gravy Hulk congratulating Bartholamew Roundtree after his long catch?
(http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/jeff-van-bergen-and-defensive-predictions)
November 4th, 2012 at 1:49 AM |
Jake Ryan is kind of a
Jake Ryan is kind of a
Jake Ryan is kind of a beast...Man is he ever fun to watch while he disrupts the field, the guy seems to be everywhere.
November 4th, 2012 at 1:54 AM |
Jake Ryan's great, but he
Jake Ryan's great, but he
Jake Ryan's great, but he really isn't doing anything special there in that .04 second clip... just sayin;
"It has been my experience that those with no vices have very few virtues"
November 4th, 2012 at 2:06 AM |
Well
Well
He uses would-be-blocker-guy as a weapon with which to hit the running back. I kinda thought it was something.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
November 4th, 2012 at 11:09 AM |
Man
Man
That guy is strong!!!!!
CMOH
November 4th, 2012 at 2:12 AM |
That was a superb play by Ryan...
That was a superb play by Ryan...
He basically manhandles the blocker (and in the process causes the blocker to impede the runner) and then bursts to the side, preventing the runner from gaining the edge, ending in a 5 yard loss for Minnesota. I thought it was pretty nice.
"That's right. It's an off-tackle play. It's coming right over you. And there's not a thing you can do about it."
November 4th, 2012 at 2:19 AM |
I think his point was that
I think his point was that
I think his point was that none of that was captured in the gif... I was thinking the same thing.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
November 4th, 2012 at 10:48 AM |
If they send me a qb blocker
If they send me a qb blocker
Then I'm going to destroy a qb blocker
November 4th, 2012 at 12:30 PM |
What I thought was really awesome
What I thought was really awesome
was that he stayed responsible. He could have torn off after the RB and given up contain, but stayed home, saw the reverse coming, and blew it the hell up.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
November 4th, 2012 at 10:50 AM |
I agree, .04 seconds of Ryan
I agree, .04 seconds of Ryan
I agree, .04 seconds of Ryan eating a block isn't all that great. The play in the game was great, this GIF is not.
I'm going to treat you all the same. Like dogs. - Bo
November 4th, 2012 at 6:38 PM |
I agree this gif is dumb. I
I agree this gif is dumb. I
I agree this gif is dumb. I just want the straight up play.
November 4th, 2012 at 1:57 AM |
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"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
November 4th, 2012 at 2:20 AM |
NO POLITICS!
NO POLITICS!
NO POLITICS!
November 4th, 2012 at 11:06 AM |
I'm BiSB
I'm BiSB
And I approve this message
November 4th, 2012 at 9:42 AM |
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The ChopBlock ads
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"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
November 4th, 2012 at 11:06 AM |
Yes, but Bleacher Report
Yes, but Bleacher Report
Yes, but Tremendous says:
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And Bleacher Report says:
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So there's that.
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
November 4th, 2012 at 10:46 AM |
Thanks
Thanks
We need a laugh in the midst of all of the negative ads about proposals. I know I got a few outta this one, good job!
November 4th, 2012 at 2:01 AM |
During the game they brought
During the game they brought
During the game they brought up Cam Gordon's player profile with a photo of Courtney Avery.
November 4th, 2012 at 9:38 AM |
That crack BTN staff
That crack BTN staff
They're the best.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
November 4th, 2012 at 9:54 AM |
Indeed. If only they covered
Indeed. If only they covered
Indeed. If only they covered all our games.
November 4th, 2012 at 9:53 AM |
I
I
noticed that too.
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
November 4th, 2012 at 10:11 AM |
However
However
if Borges et al. get the BTN feed upstairs, they could use it to their advantage. At least twice I saw the BTN line of scrimmage out of square with the field by about a half of a yard. Therefore, if the staff was paying attention, they would only have 9 1/2 yards to make the first down, depending on which way the line was running.
November 4th, 2012 at 1:19 PM |
Speaking of Cam...
Speaking of Cam...
Anybody hear anything about his injury? (Impeccable, reliable, unimpeachable sources only, please.)
November 4th, 2012 at 2:39 AM |
One of my fav plays of the years
One of my fav plays of the years
He abused that poor mini soda QB into the RB and then took him down for a 5 yard loss...I'm guessing that's a +3
November 4th, 2012 at 9:06 AM |
Blaze....any chance you could
Blaze....any chance you could
Blaze....any chance you could slow it down just a wee bit? For the benefit of the older members of the board like me, Don and the avatar known as Herm.
November 4th, 2012 at 11:36 AM |
For the benefit of the older members of the board like....Don
For the benefit of the older members of the board like....Don
The GIF doesn't pose any issues speed-wise for me. I don't think it's very interesting, but that's a different issue.
As long as we're talking about old people and speed: there are few things on this earth more frustrating to me than old people at the wheel. From the time the light turns green, it generally takes 4 seconds for their brain to register the fact, and then it takes another 3 seconds for their synapses to send the message to their foot to press the gas pedal, and even then it takes them 10 seconds to get through the intersection. If they're driving a Buick or a Prius, the process is even slower.
November 4th, 2012 at 9:24 AM |
I'm old, too
I'm old, too
but not slow.
November 4th, 2012 at 10:32 AM |
Sure
Sure
I'm not slow; I'm patient.
November 4th, 2012 at 10:53 AM |
I don't like the word
I don't like the word
Bully. I have a special needs child who in school has to be bullied more than his fair share. Its not a funny word to him. I hate to be a debby downer because the posts are funny to anyone including myself.
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison
November 4th, 2012 at 11:01 AM |
Ryan is a talent plain and
Ryan is a talent plain and
Ryan is a talent plain and simple and I'm calling it now a first round draft pick.
"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"
November 4th, 2012 at 11:31 AM |
Not to shit on Ryan because
Not to shit on Ryan because
Not to shit on Ryan because he's awesome but he's beating a block from the QB, any linebacker worth his salt should be able to throw most non-Cam Newton QBs like that
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow
November 4th, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
Uhhh you clearly missed when
Uhhh you clearly missed when
Uhhh you clearly missed when Chris Martin said Nelson is reminiscent of Tim Tebow.
I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
November 4th, 2012 at 3:09 PM |
Then
Then
It's nice to finally have a lb worth his salt again.
Be the change, I want you to be.
November 4th, 2012 at 1:43 PM |
On The Field
On The Field
On the field, Jake Ryan is a bad man.
"Gentlemen, This is Michigan," Glenn E. "Bo" Schembechler
November 4th, 2012 at 2:08 PM |
In The Community
In The Community
He's just really big.
November 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM |
In the weight room...
In the weight room...
he is the barbell.
At hostes, pol, perniciter eant εις κοράκας
I also just found this one in the interest of funny pictures: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/photos?photoId=2527272&gameId=323080135. Apparently ESPN cannot tell the difference between a 5'11" white guy who plays defense and a 6'5" black guy who plays offense. Check out the caption with the picture.