It would take a miracle.
Jake Long is bigger than you
kind of the university to let jake strap on the clock from the bell tower on his wrist
It makes me sad that I'm probably closer to the kid's size than Jake's.
Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever Jake Long tells him to.
And he's bigger than Greg Oden!
I used to see Long in the Michigan Union Underground quite a bit, and really, he could be the most massive human being I have ever been around. It's like someone stuck a normal-sized human in a 3D copy machine, hit 150%, and there you go. All-Everything Lineman.
This is without a doubt my favorite MGoPost of all time.