In 6 short days, this snarling, constantly constipated-looking jackass will step into Michigan Stadium:
The "tough" guy with the strong jaw will be bundled up. Brady Hoke won't wear sleeves.
With an inept offense and an overrated defense, the Spartans are fresh off a Homecoming loss to Iowa and are back to their old ways - playing their Super Bowl against Michigan. The early forecast is for a cool 55 degrees and showers - classic Big Ten football weather. Don't think for one second that anyone in Schembechler Hall has forgotten about this:
or "60 minutes of unneccessary roughness."
Release Jake Ryan, Mattison. Run wild, Denard. Beat them soundly and then be classy in victory as you always are, Hoke.