Sam1863

May 15th, 2015 at 6:10 AM ^

Three couples – the first retired, the second middle-aged, and the third newlyweds - wanted to become members of a church. The minister said that they would have abstain from sex for two weeks, and then return and tell him how it went. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped a can of paint. "A can of paint?" asked the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up … well, my lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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