on Saturday as long as we stick together. No one man can win a war. And there is always a loser in every fight. But as long as Michigan fans stay true to the Maize and Blue, it will be ok. Some of the greatest legends of history were brave warriors going down in defeat. Do not disparage our men in blue no matter what happens. If someone around you boos, kick them in the nuts. If we stand by them, our men will deliver us a perfomance to be proud of, win or lose. And if we win, it will be the best of days.
"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."