"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Inside Enemy Territory (Columbus)
Of all time!
Did they seriously copy our idea for clocks that count down to The Game? God, can't Urban come up with anything original. Next thing you know, he's going to be trying those 'forward pass' things. What a douche.
Right. We invented countdown clocks to a big event. It was crated somewhere in between The Victors getting written and the first Go Blue banner: a truly Michigan invention!
Yeah we also invented the forward pass that Urban Meyer is just gonna copy, and we've got a patent pending on broken sarcasm meters
Ooooooooooo. FORWARD pass. That must be why everyone was so mad at me -joe bauserman
Not really sure what to think. I am taking my (buckeye) wife to her first game down in the snake pit for the cal game. I'm really swallowing my wolverine pride by doing this but she has came to tons of Michigan games with me and I kinda feel like I owe her. Sorry if I kinda hi-jacked ur thread.
Yea my fiancé is a longhorn fan but she is super supportive of Michigan and wears Michigan stuff all the time forme. Not quite the same because my fiances team is much easier to like than your wife's team.
She also works for u of m but is from Ohio. I did this for her birthday but told her I will not be wearing any ohio gear whatsoever!
Yea that's cool, I would recommend not wearing um gear for obvious reasons.
We could just make this a universal "cool story bro" thread.
A universal let's be a hard ass thread.
I find out soon if I get to meet Jimmy Carter and go to Haiti to build houses with him. Pretty sure his cans aren't on par with either of those ladies, but Linda Carter (no relation) was Wonder Woman.
Amy Carter one time. She got her dads cans.
Thank goodness there are only 3.5 more weeks until the season starts.
After a quick google search of this said Stephanie Abrams, I have verified that she has a nice rack. Good for your friend.
On the Erin Andrews comment, I beg to differ. I saw her leaked video, as I'm sure most of you have also. Her body is top of the line. And no face goes from an 8.5 on camera to "not attractive" in person. The world doesn't work like that.
I don't know, have you ever seen Charlize Theron without her makeup?
story like this you gotta bring some pics at a minimum!
Couldn't have been Obi Ezeh chasing the OSU runner, because he would almost assuredly have still been chasing the slot receiver running away from the play.
You need to convert your friend into a Michigan fan. ;)
My friend invented Post-It's top that!
Your friend is Art Fry?
Art VanDelay...I hear he's in latex
And you want to be my laytex salesman.
takes the sting out of double post failure
I thought it was Architecture?
Supermarket Sweep victory dance!!!
my friend founded the pet rock. topsies to that? i doubt it
I have a friend, actually my neighbor,I mean my cousin ok it's my mom. Anyways my mom got this cool job working at Taco Bell where she makes Taco's. So one day this dude or maybe it was a lady comes in and doesnt want a Taco -they want an Encharitto (not sure if I spelled that right) and it turns out Denard Robinson likes Tacos too. In Cleveland I mean.
I already started making dinner, but now I can't stop thinking about a delicious sack of Doritos Locos tacos.
You ruined my life!
My brother and I tried to get our hands on some of those tonight, but they were all out. Think I should make a new thread about it?
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
at Wal Mart last week. It was thrilling.
Last time I was in Walmart they had some pretty solid Michigan stuff.
Just to clarify: this was a walmart in Michigan; I make no promises about Wal-marts in Fairbanks or Tallahassee.
That was just a ruse for me to have an epic day of hookey. Me and Cameron are heading over to Wrigley Field right now. That tool Rooney is none the wiser.
I can't stop laughing at this gif
Also, I met Mike Babcock and Justin Adbelkater (sp?) at Childrens Hospital the other day. Can I get a CSB?
...and an excellent gif.
I'll admit I was fooled. This seemed to have a point for two or three sentences, but then it didn't.
I think I'll go ahead and top them all and inform the board that a bunch of 30 For 30's were added to Netflix recently. Watching King's Ransom right nowwith Once Brothers and The Best That Never Was on deck for tonight or early tomorrow.
This one time at band camp...
met Mike Martin, and had a couple shots with him.