Holy. Shit. If that is true, that is just amazing. On so many levels. Let's assume he lived on/near campus. How the hell did he get all the way down to I-94? Did he walk? Was he in a car and got thrown out of it? Was there some sort of fleeing from the Po-lice? Were Mateen Cleaves and Robert Traylor involved, along with a flipped over SUV? What about Avery Queen wrestling on a median?
Man, I want more details. What went down before he woke up in the ditch?? How did he get out there? What was he on? THAT is an all-time classic. Bordering on, "whoah, dude, you might have a problem or something...how much blow, acid, Old Crow, and mescaline were you on, man?"