I'm a ballboy for the Ravens. We played Miami yesterday and I spent the 1st half on the opposing sideline. I caught Henne standing around by himself and said, "Ever put up 67 points on a Saturday, dude?"
He laughed and said, "I wish. That was crazy."
Then in the 2nd half I was messing with Prescott Burgess about Henne and he said, "Riiiiiiight, he wouldn't know what the hell to do in that offense."
I didn't approach Jake Long.... he looked rather angry.
Talked at length with Zbikowski (who's currently injured) before the game. I told him he's lucky he didn't have to deal with a kid like Denard when he was at Notre Dame. Zibby's a good dude, he went into pretty great detail about how difficult a safety's life is trying to defend a guy like that. He also said that even without a QB like Denard, the spread is a real bitch to figure out b/c even if they're not gaining huge chunks of yardage, they're almost always going to get 4-5 per snap unless you have out of their mind linebackers.
Also, while slightly OT.... Rachel Nichols' camerman looks EXACTLY like Mr. Roper.
Hilariousness.
