Im a chick and i just want some guys to stop yammering and watch the friggin game!!!!!
I hate to always be standing on a soap box here but there is something that has happened at the last two games I have been at that I just have to vent about.
At the Purdue game, these two drunk idiots seat jumped to sit behind me, then they proceeded to loudly blab on and on about everything that came into their heads, with no internal filter. they had contests to see who could garner the most high fives from passerbys. they ripped the coach and the players, said Tate sucked and cursed like crazy in the presence of children and elderly. Continually bragged at having smoked pot with a particular player.
They were a coupla fat a**es who probably never played a game of football in their lives.
I wanted to sarcastically yell at them
"I remember my first beer" Sometimes you should just stop flapping your trap like a cast member of The Hills (God, I hate reality T.v.) and just be quiet and let us enjoy the game. it was very distracting! there i feel much better. Its just that the lack of seeing Minor rage in the Osu game had me curled up in the corner rocking and sucking my thumb. Withdrawal has made me quite cranky
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:40 PM ^
Will you go out with me?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 PM ^
WHAT THE FUCK
also
DID YOU FIND MY THREAD
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:05 PM ^
Yes. Thank you MH20. I missed you too.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:17 PM ^
Our MGoFamily is whole again.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 PM ^
Did you miss me? I've been working double shifts to pay the mortgage since you abandoned us. :(
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 PM ^
Don't tase me bro
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 PM ^
CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?!???
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 PM ^
yo lemme get that AIM or that MSN Messenger, girl.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:45 PM ^
... about as classy as a drunk/sober OSU fan taking a dump out in public before a game in Columbus.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 PM ^
about as classy as having the user name "Big Pussy"?????
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 PM ^
That would be a Sopranos reference, but still... yea.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:11 PM ^
like he's trying to eat the cat... like a Big Ten Burrito
November 24th, 2009 at 12:42 AM ^
I honestly just realized a day or two ago that he's holding a cat in the picture. In that little box on the computer screen it really does look like he's just chomping a burrito (or giant sandwich). I kept wondering for weeks why the actor who played Big Pussy would have just stopped off at Chipotle before hitting the red carpet, but I thought it was a pretty cool move to pull before a Hollywood type event. Then I finally noticed the cat and ended up mildly disappointed (still a cool pic, but not what I had grown to love in my mind).
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 PM ^
BlueDucky, I'm really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but CleverMichigan is the greatest female MGoBlogger of all time!
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 PM ^
Cute Avatar.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 PM ^
Random Capitalization.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:12 AM ^
Wow, -31 points for saying "cute avatar". You people must really not like that avatar.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 PM ^
Since this thread appeared I've been playing nothing but Barry White
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 PM ^
I've been watching the Kill Bill series on Spike.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^
that's hilarious
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:20 PM ^
wait you weren't being serious too?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^
Um, I think it's the avatar that's causing the stir. I'm willing to bet good money that if the avatar was Kirstie Alley or Courtney Love, she'd have one response, if that. I think this one is pretty obvious. By the way, I think there are a lot of "chicks" on this blog. They just don't identify themselves as such. I think tomhagan might be a chick.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 PM ^
as well as the Jim Harbaugh crush. You may be on to something.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^
Only kinda homo
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^
'If I were a chick I'd be a dick (hmmm ...) to everyone I know and then blame it on my period and it would be okay.'
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^
I lol'd at that last sentence.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^
If you're talking about "i think TomHagan might be a chick." I LOL'd too ... I even ROTFL'd.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 PM ^
My complaint was with stuff (grammar, EXCESS PUNCTUATION, similar topics already) that would not normally fly with the average n00b.
And I hope tomhagan isn't one of the incognito! You know I hate when other women make us look bad!
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:27 PM ^
so is courtney love when not in coke wh*** mode
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 PM ^
want a wine cooler this blog is making thirsty.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:16 PM ^
"THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!"
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 PM ^
Welcome, all Ladies of the MGoBlogosphere.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 PM ^
Yo Al
What up
I hit
What else?
Plus dome
Say word.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:37 PM ^
Without a doubt my favorite song from college.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:43 PM ^
That song is the second best thing Cam'ron has ever done. The first best thing was asking Bill O'Reilly the following question: "U MAD?"
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:38 PM ^
I really needed a laugh-today.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:39 PM ^
If I were a woman, I'd use my vagina like a change purse. I hate walking around with a pocket full of quarters because you never know when you're going to have to sneak up on someone.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
Glad to see some of the ladies coming out of the woodwork.
I wish more of you would come out of the closest, so to speak. I am an excellent e-flirt, lol.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 PM ^
i am constructing a life sized doll for entertainment purposes. can you please send your calf measurements to
dex
c/o mgoblog
computer, the internet
www.com
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^
But not for much longer. The sports blogging and online dating worlds will be turned upside when the two concepts are mashed together to form...
MGoDate! The first online dating service for Michigan football fans.
MGoDate is the solution the Michigan football community has been waiting for. Have you been trying to find a significant other who not only understands but shares your obsession with Michigan football? Intended to help connect potential soul mates who share the same loyalty to Michigan football as well as combat the problem of intermarriage into other fan bases currently facing the Michigan community, MGoDate can help you recruit that missing part of your dream team for two. Also open to gay fans too!*
*May not apply to certain parts of the United States, including Utah, Texas, and the SEC.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:17 PM ^
the ratio would be like 1000 to 1, might as well move to alaska
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 PM ^
Montana, actually. Apparently Montana is one giant sausagefest. I don't know if it still happens, but I think that a number of years ago some company would bring a bunch of the guys to NYC and auction them off or something like that.
But yeah, MGoDate is a joke.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:20 PM ^
would this include poultry?
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 PM ^
chicks, man
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 PM ^
It's Miley!
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:11 PM ^
defining chracteristic of womyn not only BREST but also TITY
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 PM ^
MGoLadies unite! 3
November 24th, 2009 at 12:54 AM ^
And I don't talk to chicks who don't watch "The Hills"
November 24th, 2009 at 1:25 AM ^
I'm going to neg every post in this thread.