WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU FIND MY THREAD
WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU FIND MY THREAD
Yes. Thank you MH20. I missed you too.
Don't tase me bro
CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?!???
yo lemme get that AIM or that MSN Messenger, girl.
about as classy as having the user name "Big Pussy"?????
That would be a Sopranos reference, but still... yea.
like he's trying to eat the cat... like a Big Ten Burrito
I honestly just realized a day or two ago that he's holding a cat in the picture. In that little box on the computer screen it really does look like he's just chomping a burrito (or giant sandwich). I kept wondering for weeks why the actor who played Big Pussy would have just stopped off at Chipotle before hitting the red carpet, but I thought it was a pretty cool move to pull before a Hollywood type event. Then I finally noticed the cat and ended up mildly disappointed (still a cool pic, but not what I had grown to love in my mind).
BlueDucky, I'm really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but CleverMichigan is the greatest female MGoBlogger of all time!
Wow, -31 points for saying "cute avatar". You people must really not like that avatar.
Since this thread appeared I've been playing nothing but Barry White
I've been watching the Kill Bill series on Spike.
Um, I think it's the avatar that's causing the stir. I'm willing to bet good money that if the avatar was Kirstie Alley or Courtney Love, she'd have one response, if that. I think this one is pretty obvious. By the way, I think there are a lot of "chicks" on this blog. They just don't identify themselves as such. I think tomhagan might be a chick.
as well as the Jim Harbaugh crush. You may be on to something.
Only kinda homo
'If I were a chick I'd be a dick (hmmm ...) to everyone I know and then blame it on my period and it would be okay.'
I lol'd at that last sentence.
If you're talking about "i think TomHagan might be a chick." I LOL'd too ... I even ROTFL'd.
My complaint was with stuff (grammar, EXCESS PUNCTUATION, similar topics already) that would not normally fly with the average n00b.
And I hope tomhagan isn't one of the incognito! You know I hate when other women make us look bad!
so is courtney love when not in coke wh*** mode
want a wine cooler this blog is making thirsty.
"THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!"
Welcome, all Ladies of the MGoBlogosphere.
Without a doubt my favorite song from college.
I really needed a laugh-today.
Glad to see some of the ladies coming out of the woodwork.
I wish more of you would come out of the closest, so to speak. I am an excellent e-flirt, lol.
i am constructing a life sized doll for entertainment purposes. can you please send your calf measurements to
computer, the internet
But not for much longer. The sports blogging and online dating worlds will be turned upside when the two concepts are mashed together to form...
MGoDate! The first online dating service for Michigan football fans.
MGoDate is the solution the Michigan football community has been waiting for. Have you been trying to find a significant other who not only understands but shares your obsession with Michigan football? Intended to help connect potential soul mates who share the same loyalty to Michigan football as well as combat the problem of intermarriage into other fan bases currently facing the Michigan community, MGoDate can help you recruit that missing part of your dream team for two. Also open to gay fans too!*
*May not apply to certain parts of the United States, including Utah, Texas, and the SEC.
the ratio would be like 1000 to 1, might as well move to alaska
Montana, actually. Apparently Montana is one giant sausagefest. I don't know if it still happens, but I think that a number of years ago some company would bring a bunch of the guys to NYC and auction them off or something like that.
But yeah, MGoDate is a joke.
would this include poultry?
MGoLadies unite! <3
And I don't talk to chicks who don't watch "The Hills"
I'm going to neg every post in this thread.
Firstly I call bullshit on this post because it violates rule #1 of the internet - there are no chicks on the internet.
Secondly, the OP's observation, about men at football games displaying what is usually considered stereotypical female behavior isn't exactly news.
There's no such thing as "female" and "male" nature, only human nature. In our culture, does that nature tend to find differing expressions between the genders? Yes. However, they differ more on a surface level rather than essence.
For example the stereotype that is brought up and disputed in this thread - that women like things such as The Hills b/c of its drama, and men like things like football as opposed to The Hills b/c men aren't into drama like women are. Wrong. The reason men like football is precisely because it *is* drama - and more specifically the form of drama that in our culture's construction of masculiinity it is socially acceptable for men to like. The notion that men like football solely for the athletic spectacle (yes that's part of it but by no means all of it) is a very overly simplistic read on things.
- Did anyone notice how popular the thread was about a month ago that talked so much about the drama relative to Miles at Michigan? One dude got posbanged (no pun intended) like 50 points just because he said Miles banged a certain person's wife and ssid Lloyd had parkinson's and all kinds of crazy shit. People ate that up.
- The Favre saga - both parts I and II. No explanation needed.
Anyhow, things like football, WWE, utimate fighting or whatever that cage match stuff is called, etc. all have the same function for men in our culture that Grey's Anatomy and The Hills, and Desparate Housewives have for women. So, the OP isn't exactly groundbreaking or revelatory.
...but it's only a matter of time until one of you goes Marjorine on us and fakes your death, dresses up like a woman, and tries to infiltrate our sleepovers to find out what we're doing and steal the device.
Oh, we got the device. It happened in like early 2002. What we hadn't counted on was its extraordinary POWER. We were losing men right and left to something our scientists could only call "sensitivity."
Eventually we had the thing locked in crate and stored in an FBI warehouse among millions of exactly-the-same-looking crates, but not before it went viral and caused serious (fortunately, mostly temporary) behavioral changes in those that had been exposed to it.
Maybe you remember it: it was called "Metrosexuality."
You're here, you're not queer, but you're close. I guess we'll have to get used to it. Isnt' there a sale at Express for Men this weekend? Crab people anyone?
PS I can do this for days at a time without rest.
GREAT POST, GUY PRETENDING TO BE A "COOL" CHICK TO GET ATTENTION FROM DORKS ON THE INTERNET!
there was a guy sitting behind me and my friend who decided that Roy Roundtree is a good porn star name and proceeded to yell this at everyone (including a kid)in his general vicinity every time the announcer said his name.
For the record, I too said "fuck" at the highly frustrating plays. I couldn't help myself.
i had a really similar situation. two drunk pieces of trash sitting in front of me drinking rum out of a coke bottle. non stop swearing and screaming the entire game. right in front of this other guy's little daughter. someone finally said something to the dude and he went crazy. took his shirt off, started showing his army tatoos, talking about how he fought for his country, crying.
it was actually pretty sad. the guy was a complete moron, and he probably had some mental problems. the ushers removed him.
fact of the matter is, the worse the team does, the more season ticket holders will sell their tickets, and the more of these episodes we'll have.