Coach Hoke always talks about touching kids, so the possibility of the sparkling Hoke poke in gifs are endless.
this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Coach Hoke, why don't you have a seat? Why don't you have a seat, right over there?
I just came to... I wasn't gonna...
/Turns, bolts out Schembechler Hall doors, tackled by DPS
I am at a loss for words.
have the best avatar on this site
Not your best work.
Plus Chris Hanson is a Spartan grad.
I'm bored also, so...nicely done!
That is at least on par with the Incredible Hulk .gif from a few weeks ago. Where he got pissed and turned green when someone told him Michigan was no longer an elite job. High praise considering I shared that one with over 100 people.
He turning into Shrek?
is what I'm talking about.
If I had the powers, +100 to you for your efforts. I may have unpleasant dreams tonight...this picture is absolutely etched in my memory. (Keep repeating to self: "He's not a monster, he's a good D.C."
Outstanding work. Nonetheless, more than a little disturbing.
the damn kitten sniping got me.. i was doing so well
always gets me
That's just too good not to laugh at.
the giant pidgeon... of course I almost lost it when the chicken started chasing the little kid
That was one of the first ones I hadn't seen before and I feel a better man for having seen it.
through the clip, but start laughing at about 3:33, do I win or lose?
I had an odd one this week. Keep in mind that this is me dreaming, so silly constraints like reality and good taste don't apply.
Michigan was playing in a bowl game. Can't say who the opponent was or where it was played. We were wearing the away whites.
On the first possession, we were pinned back on our own 2 yard line. (Somehow, it was a dream.) To my dismay, Denard was not sent in, but a freshman passing QB. (I didn't notice who was coaching.) It was his job to pass us out of the shadows of the goal line. (Sometimes I read minds in dreams.) Oh, and did I mention that this QB had a mohawk on top of his helmet? Kinda like below, only white to go w/ the away jerseys.
On first down, out of the shotgun, he dropped back to pass, but threw an incompletion. Not to worry, though, as there was a 15 yard penalty on the defense. Whew! But unfortunately (dreamland, remember), it was called back due to a penalty. That's the last I remember. Must be the "There are" posts.
So 15 yard penalty on the defense was called back due to an offensive penalty. Do you mean there were *offsetting* penalties on the play? Did Taylor Lewan get another dumb penalty called on himself again or something?
and then took it back.
Musta been the Angry Michigan Hating God teasing me.
we go undefeating and win the national championship and i celebrate by having a party
and I shit you not it was the UCONN game two nights before, I made a thread about it at the time, but all I remember now is; Denard went apeshit, Gibbons missed some kind of fg/extra point, and we won 30-10 (I flipped out when that's what actually happened)
from many years ago... an 8 seeded michigan squad beats a 1 seeded duke team in the 2nd round of the ncaa tourney. still waiting.
The night before the first game of the RR era I dreamed that the team took the field in solid orange uniforms. I told my wife that morning that everything was about to change.
Please tell me that in your next Michigan Football dream, we're back to wearing the best uniforms in college football.
Your lives are better for watching this. 1:44 FTW. 2:55 For the Universe:
Goat has skills. Is he taking them to South Beach?
Hansen is a creep. I once worked with a woman who lived in Detroit during the worst years of the Devil's Night era. On one particular Devil's Night someone lit a dumpster on fire just a few yards from her side door. She and some neighbors tried to put it out and found Chris Hansen and his TV truck already there filming. The truck was in the way and they pleaded with Hansen to move it. No dice. Hansen needed his lede and that trumped common decency.
Hansen is evil.