Illinois @ Purdue tickets currently going for 39 cents
Title says it all.
http://www.stubhub.com/purdue-football-tickets/purdue-vs-illinois-11-23-2013-4186051/
*edit* guess I'll add that when I set the filter to $0 - $1 then it comes up with 228 tickets available.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:30 AM ^
November 18th, 2013 at 11:43 AM ^
November 18th, 2013 at 12:21 PM ^
Vince Young supposedly bought out all the seats on an airplane. So why not? Go for it.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:31 AM ^
Probably still not worth it
November 18th, 2013 at 11:42 AM ^
For those who are bitching about how "bad" the Wolverines are doing this year, this should serve as a nice reality check.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:42 AM ^
You'd have to PAY me 39 cents to go to that game.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:45 AM ^
November 18th, 2013 at 11:51 AM ^
I think I'd need more than 39 cents to go, including cost of gas for the drive and lost time.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:45 AM ^
Football, or stick of bubble gum?
Football, or stick of bubble gum?
Ah, but the gum is Fruit Stripe....
November 18th, 2013 at 11:47 AM ^
It really went downhill when Purdue hired Dollar General as their ticket providers.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:47 AM ^
I'm holding out until they are going to pay me at least $20.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:48 AM ^
1st row tickets for 6 dollars. That's what you get when two coaches with a combined conference record of 0-19 play each other.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:56 AM ^
Back when people thought Northwestern was going to be good, I went to a half of the WMU game in the first row for $6.50. That game was probably more interesting than this Illinois-Purdue garbage though.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:48 AM ^
Then I'm going to turn around and pay someone $10 to go to the game.
My new scalping business model.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:51 AM ^
November 18th, 2013 at 12:16 PM ^
...but I'm going to give an honest answer.
No.
If we still gave their defense whatever the average amount of rest they've gotten all year is...I think we'd still lose.
7-6 Ohio. Can't tell you if that 6 is a pair of FGs or if we score a TD and Hoke goes for 2 (and the win) and Borges runs a naked bootleg run with Gardner for -2 yards.
Devin is likely going to throw a pick, it's not out of the question to think it goes back for a touchdown.
November 18th, 2013 at 3:10 PM ^
I hope you're kidding. Not quite sure what the rules of this hypothetical would be, but assuming "no offense" literally means no offense players (not just leaving first string at home and playing with second stringers). Wouldn't OSU have to just punt on first down? M puts all kickoffs and punts out of bounds to avoid possibility of returns and runs a very conservative offense to avoid turnovers and wins 3-0.
November 18th, 2013 at 9:43 PM ^
November 19th, 2013 at 4:35 AM ^
...they're on defense. I think they're defense will outscore us 7-6 in the game.
Now if you're asking about the ACTUAL game. They have an offense, so I said 38-6.
But since in this hypothetical they don't have an O, we only lose by a point.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:53 AM ^
They should pay the poor souls that are in attendance for watching that disaster.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:57 AM ^
The fact that I could take this entire building to that game for a little under $70 before fees makes me laugh for some reason. I hate to say that, but it does. The problem is that I probably still would have overpaid.
November 18th, 2013 at 11:58 AM ^
BIG TENNNNNNNN
November 18th, 2013 at 12:20 PM ^
No way I'm playing $5.34 to watch that game.
In all honesty, someone from the Bears or the Colts should buy all of these tickets and give them to a school or Boys and Girls Club. Pay for their buses and bus drivers and concessions for the kids.
Do it for the kids!
November 18th, 2013 at 3:02 PM ^
What do you have against the kids in the Boys and Girls Clubs?
November 18th, 2013 at 3:48 PM ^
in Illinois...
November 18th, 2013 at 12:29 PM ^
Looks like you could buy out the whole south endzone bleachers for a few hundred dollars. Kickstarter?
November 18th, 2013 at 3:46 PM ^
Hang on for a few more days and they'll come down a bit...
November 18th, 2013 at 4:42 PM ^
November 18th, 2013 at 6:12 PM ^
November 18th, 2013 at 8:11 PM ^
too rich for my blood