If your mother comes in ranting and raving during the BCS championship game and collapses...
You might want to do something about it.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/12/twin-men-lived-dead-mother-3-month…
Just another reason to switch to the play-off system....
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Seconded.
Third(?)-ed
I believe the term you are looking is "thriced"
April 13th, 2011 at 10:04 PM ^
Forcier'd
.... just a delayed april fools article? I mean, this can't really happen, can it?
the twin brothers, both 48
no shit, really? they're both the same age?
This is an incredibly creepy story.
What. The. Fuck.
Seriously? She just lied there for 3 days and they not only failed to get her medical attention but also did not give her food or water?
Odds are these dudes are mentally disturbed to care not even enough to properly dispose of their deceased mother.
They had to hate or despise her for whatever reason, maybe because they had to take care of her. No reason this should happen!
How in the hell can you just let your mother die on the floor? How in the hell can you live in a house with a decomposing body? I can't imagine how terrible the smell would be. And they claimed they didn't have enough money, yet there were bank statements totalling 700K??? I know funerals aren't getting any cheaper, but I'm pretty sure 700 grand would cover it
Apparently these guys were mentally challenged. Sad situation.
they were oregon fans obviously
I think it's just as plausible that she came in ranting and raving about her two shiftless, good-for-nothing idiot suns just sitting there watching football again in their underwear, and Edwin whacked her on the noggin to keep her quiet while the game was on.
"Two shiftless, good-for-nothing idiot suns"
Living on Tatooine was probably where she first went wrong.
Can't wait for John Steigerwald's* take on this story.
*This guy (http://www.observer-reporter.com/or/steigstory/04-10-2011-Steigerwald)
Stiegerwald would probably write that if the mother had brought beers with her and STFU, she would still be alive.
The only time I might do that if ND was playing. But since that likely is not going to happen anytime soon, I am not worried.
If you had twin sons who still lived at home at 48 that were this uhh... incapable, would you ever ask them for any help? Their help would be more likely to kill you than anything else!
That's pretty eerie, especially as she lived for a few days after the initial collapse.
Did you really feel this was a story you needed to share on MGoBlog..
Says the guy whose point total apparently has just been reduced to 3.
Apparently he has high standards for threads after starting one that did nothing but call Section 1 a "douche".
This was a while back, either he's just now allowed to post again or he's waiting for people to forget.
Haha I must have missed that thread. I'm sure popcorn and complimentary flame-war goggles were issued to everyone who posted in it.
IIRC even the extreme RR haters were coming to Section 1's defense, obviously. That stuff doesn't go over very well 'round these parts.
Well if it isn't the two largest fans of the Internet on MGoBlog! I would recommend both of you to try and shut off your computer...go outside...smell the flowers...meet a girl or two.....but I'm sure you two studs don't need my advice.
Keep on keepin' on.
Thanks for the advice, I really do appreciate it. But the girlfriend is gone for the rest of the week and my DD isn't off work until ten (class cancelled tomorrow, FTW), so I think I'll stay until then.
What's a DD? Other than the obvious NSFWOH answer....
April 14th, 2011 at 10:57 AM ^
Oh, it wasn't safe for work or home. Great time though...
What's a DD? Other than the obvious NSFWOH answer....
Holy crap, too much caffeine this morning.
Ouch. I just got dissed by our resident Justin Bieber fan/future To Catch A Predator star. At least I know that discretion is the better part of valor when dealing with other posters I don't like, Mr. 3-point-e-peen.
As you were.
Wait, dissed? I took his advice to heart. Look, I'll even +1 him for trying to help me get my life in order.
He's trying to do us a favor.
I actually am excited for tonight. The first night without the girlfriend (more like mother sometimes) is always exciting, plus no class tomorrow. I forsee a lot of alcohol consumption and more than a few games of BP.
The only question is what to drink...I'm not going to spend money on my usual (a good twelve pack)...maybe some cheap wine tonight.
With the conclusion of the Wings game, I don't have a viable excuse to not do my chemistry studying any more, and I'll have to get on that now. Bleh. Just promise me you'll aim higher than boxed Franzia, mkay?
There's some Reisling on sale at the store for like $4, and then there's always Boones Farm.
Carbonated pink wine, FTW.
I'll crack open a Zima in honor of your night off.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:00 PM ^
Can you imagine a "what are you drinking tonight?" thread where all the answers are Zima and Boones Farm? That would be a funny night.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:23 PM ^
That dude should have started a thread calling justingoblue a douche, instead of Section 1. Would have made for a much better read...............plus it would have been true.
LOL..........JK
but not really.
April 14th, 2011 at 10:47 AM ^
+1 dude. It'd be totally awesome, brah.
Everybody lets their mother decompose at home.
<golf clap>
The exception is where some special relationship exists, such as parent-child (if a minor), caregiver-patient, husband-wife, etc.
The prosecutor may be alleging a special relationship, but I'm not so sure child-parent would qualify in most places.
There was a newsworthy case out of Canton Township a few years ago where two drug addicted 20-something girls lived together and one of them ODed. The other girl, instead of calling for help, let her roommate die, then pretended to be the dead girl to trick the dead girl's parent's into sending her money. The Wayne County prosecutor charged the girl with fraud, but couldn't charge her with anything arising out of her roommate's death since Michigan law imposes no affirmative obligation to help someone in need.