Your coach is gonne die after we beat them 4 years in a row from a heart attack.
If you were negative recruiting against Ohio State today....what would you say?
This might be the hardest I've ever laughed at a comment. Also I am a terrible person
I giggled hard. I just imagined a coach saying that with a straight face.
This thread could have stopped here. Nicely done. Wish 5 wasn't the limit.
This could go two ways.
The people of ohio are inbred, their football teams cheat, and their police will give you a ticket for farting while driving.
That's absolutely true
Despite being born, bred, and educated in/at Michigan, I cant deny where our two most recent Heisman winners and our current beloved coach Hoke came from.
First you want us to tell you how to negatively recruit Michigan and then you want us to tell you how we would negatively recruit ohio........This should be obvious as there is one answer to everything, just crawl up the mountain to see the old one in the cave somewhere in asia, seek his advice. From there just remember...............
This is Michigan fer godsakes
And if you remember that with anything you deal with, B1G, The Game, Recruiting and admit defeat, you will be ok and your health much better.
Ohio fans accused Brady Hoke of negative recruiting against them his first two months on the job. So maybe we should ask him?
and the sky of being too blue.
They've been known to boo sunny days - they hate seeing the maize sun against the blue sky.
Listen son, you can’t play football forever and at some point you may need to get another job. Michigan offers an internationally recognized degree, an Ohio degree is recognized at the International House of Pancakes.
In Ohio you are a product to be bought and sold- Here at Michigan you are a son who is trained and taken care of.
And I would specifically mention how several of our prominent athletes went on to have successful careers in the media such as Desmond Howard, Jalen Rose (Sports Center), and Dhani Jones (various shows on the Travel Channel).
I guess there is also Herbstreit but a lot of these kids won't even remember this unless someone points it out to them.
You realize we have more right? You can't just brush off Kirk, he's the most famous color analyst in college football and potentially the most famous college football media personality currently. There's also Clark Kellog, as the lead NCAA basketball analyst for CBS, Jimmy Jackson as the lead BTN college basketball analyst. Both Robert Smith and Eddie George appear on ESPN. Average people don't know who Dhani Jones compared to everyone else on these lists.
Should I make a list and get back to you in a week?
It's in Ohio.
Who is Ohio State? Never heard of them. I have heard of Ohio.
This is almost too easy...
Have you seen the women in Ohio?
Now, look at ours.
Those girls could be be swept away by a gust of wind.
Ummm, Roll Tide.
them, covering up the good parts.
He'd find them "jobs", until next semester. Car Washing is one of Nick's favorites.
I think my man is doing recon on this here M Blog so that he can report them there findings.
Just bustin' your chops Tide man, welcome and congrats on the NC this year. But I hope we kick your Tide butts in Dallas, Go Blue!!!
So those young ladies will be wearing Kentucky outfits in the near future.
Please no borderline porn, the viruses have already made this blog difficult to justify a work-safe
I felt guilty after posting it. I probably wouldn't have posted this during the week (at work).
I'm switching my commitment to Alabama.
As a transplanted yankee to the south I can safely say why they are called southern belles. They start out as nice as the handle (like above), but then after you ring them, the sound really annoying and get as fat as the bells of St. Pauls cathedral. Then they act like princesses who deserve everything they want...
The south has the fattest people in the country and after a few years, they all look hideous. So keep your "girls". I'll take the yankee women who at least attempt to keep themselves looking good AFTER you marry them. :)
How do you get a southern bride into the honeymoon suite? Grease the doorway and push like hell... It's why there are so many people in a wedding party, because you're going to need help...
The first one is a Redskins cheerleader and the second one has a clearly photoshopped "A" on her red bikini. Try again.
Wait I'm switching my commitment to Michigan
Im commuted to Alabama.
Rolls Tide. There's a reason your mascot is an elephant. :)
Bring up the fact that if you're looking at Meyer's previous coaching stops, chances are he's not going to be your coach as a senior. I'm sure the same could be argued against Brady but the wildcard in the whole debate is the health issue. There will be just as much if not more pressure on Urbs to win at Ohio than there was at Florida. That said, it all builds up and it took only a few short years for it to catch up with Urbs down in Florida.
To expand o the health issue conversation and a related one (spending more time with his family now that his daughters were getting older and wanting to spend more time with them). He lied to his own family. There's no way he's spending more time with them now when he said he would. If he can't tell the truth to his own family do you think he's telling some kid he's barely known the truth about what he should do with his life and how to lead it?
How about the fact that Urban quit on his last team twice in one year after faking an injury and lying about time with his family?
Urban is sneaky
...they can matter in certain life situations.
Other than it being a bridge to the rest of the country.
Dunn needs to read this, but too bad he's already there
"Think of the poor coolers man, they can't even figure out the proper way to use them."
If I was a coach at Michigan, and was trying to negatively recruit, I'd just compare everything the one school has to Michigan, doesn't matter what school. I wouldn't make it real negative, just more positive about Michigan.
Oh, you think OSU has good academics? That's nice to hear! Ours are better.
You enjoy Notre Dame's rich history? That's cool! Most wins highest win percentage here...
Oh you like the party atmosphere State has to offer? Back in 97 when we won the national championship, Michigan was ranked top 10 party schools in the nation, and Ann Arbor is consistently rated one of the best cities for singles < age 29 to live.
You like Meyer's coaching accolades? Hoke has won conference coach of the year in 3 of the past 4 years he's been coaching. Greg Mattison? Gorgeous Al Borges? Done deal.
.... I might not keep it as positive for OSU all the time though
You think OSU has some coaching stability with Meyer? You saw what happened at Florida. He jumepd ship as soon as his team started to waiver, despite having phenominal recruiting classes, every year. Said he wanted to spend more time with his family, and then became an analyst for CBS where he traveled to a different game every week, while his team went 6-6. Oh, but he's a class act.
What? Meyer told you he was recruiting ONLY you for quarterback? There's another athlete in the class, his name is Tim Tebow, he's not being recruited as a linebacker. Meyer is lying, here is Tebow's number.
Now I heard you're a big Michigan fan! Wait...... what? You've actually been an OSU fan your whole life, and Meyer is telling you to say you're a Michigan fan so the rest of the recruiting world will think Meyer is turning Michigan fans into OSU recruits, and hopefully everyone else will follow suit?! That seems rather classless, don't you think? Meyer is such a classy individual!
OSU is going to be a great place for you to develop as a football player AND a person? Meyer had 6+arrests/year while he was coaching at Florida. He is a model disciplinarian, and I'm sure you're going to be a better person for having attended OSU. (But there's so much sarcasm in my voice, the recruit will know I'm being sarcastic)
Michigan was a top 10 party school? What happened?
I'd say why would you want to spend your entire college career losing to Michigan when you could spend it playing for Michigan.
ohio smells like a pubic hair
that Columbus is the armpit of the U.S., but pubic hair adds a certain...um... je ne c'est quoi.
We're Michigan fer'godsakes!
I would sell my program, be as upfront and honest about depth chart issues, and I would end with something like " wherever you go, make sure that the program is clean. You don't want to be apologizing for someone else's scandal. You also want to make sure you don't miss a bowl game your senior year as you pay the price for the part of your team that disregarded the spirit of amateur athletics.
Then I look at the parents and I say "The only promise I ever make to a family is that you will never have to worry about that if your son plays at Michigan."
I guess the awkward part is if I don't coach at Michigan, but am from another midwest school.
We have civilized students and fans, they have students and fans equivalent to the fans of the oakland raiders.
We have toliet paper, they use their hands.
We have fired one head coach since 1937, they have fired every head coach since 1951.
Our students and fans know how to spell, their students and fans have to teach eachother by yelling it and making arm motions.
So basically, we're MICHIGAN and they're ohio.
Did I miss anything?
Ohio = Dirty Brown Water
I'm just glad I know what negative recruiting is now. I used to think it was recruiting with a bad attitude. You know, when you tried really hard to recruit but the whole time you're just like:
"Man, this sucks. we can't recruit anybody worth a damn. I'm trying to have a positive attitude but geez..."
So that's why I thought Dantonio was a negative recruiter. The more you know...
Prescott Bush and Sarah Jessica Parker were both born in Ohio. Enough said.
as the composers for their fight song, along with accompanying choreography, based almost in its entirety on its one hit, ymca should be red flagged immediately or they will more than likely have another Sandusky incident on their hand if such behavior is allowed to go forward in an umimpeded manner. They may be quick to reply about the duration time has been used, but it would be wise to point out at that time how long PSU continued under JoePa when the evidence had been on the table for years Such perverse behavior, and others of similar ilk have brought down empires; football programs do not stand a chance. Their fall is inevitable.
Meyer has never had a 1000 yd rusher, ever. Even with jesus at qb! We had two last year... 'nuff said