We have civilized students and fans, they have students and fans equivalent to the fans of the oakland raiders.
We have toliet paper, they use their hands.
We have fired one head coach since 1937, they have fired every head coach since 1951.
Our students and fans know how to spell, their students and fans have to teach eachother by yelling it and making arm motions.
So basically, we're MICHIGAN and they're ohio.
Did I miss anything?